Reminder that anal sex is for degenerates and fags

Reminder that anal sex is for degenerates and fags
>girls don't like it
>gays dont even like it
>low % of reproduction rendering sex usless

Only loser vurgins and saddos think it looks good or feels good.
It is shit in real life

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>girls don't like it
This is best reason to do it to them. At the end of the day only my pleasure matters.

>gays dont even like it
Arguably I'm bi because I prefer it to normal sex...
Also yes I am a faggot.

some girls do like it.
my gf says "its nice once in a while".
I think it makes them feel super slutty and hot, so that gets them off.
We only do anal like twice a month though.

Also OP you forgot:
-You can get UTI from shit in your pee hole
-You can give the girl a UTI or other disease if you go ass to pussy without cleaning your dick first

>Reminder that anal sex is for degenerates and fags

This is true. Your hard dick is in hand, and in front of you are 2 holes. One is a vagina and one is an asshole, where feces is voided from the body. If you choose door #2, I'm sorry but you're a closet faggot.

How can you get drunk driving charge from sex? Under the influence of driving??

Its because of porn.
I used to think it was gross but when you are into porn you see flawless 100% always clean buttholes. In real life you change your mind unless she just got out of the shower

UTI = urinary tract infection

I'm sure you really mean that and aren't trolling lol

go back to Sup Forums stormfart

sage

>low % of reproduction rendering sex usless
>being this retarded.

>vurgins and saddos
wat

Nah man, I've had some dirty assholes but I've fucked my wife in the ass at least 100 times and never got shit on my dick

aha, so it's also gay to put it in her mouth?

Wtf is pol got to do with it
And what is a storm fart

>aha, so it's also gay to put it in her mouth?

Does festering shit come out of her mouth or nah?

>girls don't like it
You clearly don't know the right women.

>low %

So, it's not 0%?

Moron.

this only happens if you have poop already in you..she didn't shit it out so when he poked around it spewed

what does shit have to do with homosexuality? Women shit too, you know.

Virgin fags this is cute. I've ads fucked many girls it's very fun. All of them like it but they don't come out and say it. Been married a while. She is honest about it. Its good once in a while like every other week. Its to much for daily. Hell fags can't handle it daily. Sorry op you never had pussy or ass

this doesn't need it's own thread, go shitpost it in one of the spamming faggotry faggot threads

>girls dont like it

You've clearly never fucked my wife

Every girl loves it.
They just don't want it with you

OP got f'd in the a and obviously took on more than he could handle.

Buttsex is grand, you just have to start slow.

That's because most pornos have the women prepare their anuses. Fasting. Laxatives. Enemas. Stretching. Lube.

>gays don't even like it

Yeah that's why pretty much all gay guys like some form of something going on back there. Sure kiddo.

oh God that is so hot

only the ugly ones

Wife anal best anal

There are the "technical" virgins who go straight to 5th base. Mostly religious "saving themselves for marriage" types, who still want to cash in on using their bodies to get what they want.

The Loophole, g.co/kgs/UaqHb5

Or you just use water lol

...

You seem kinda mad they don't try to "cash in on using their bodies" with you...

Never had an issue having anal with females.. Wrap your shit unless they use an enema. Never had shit on my dick because of it.

>gays dont even like it
Oh how wrong you are.

I'm married and old. My time of fucking random hoes is over. I just think it's hypocrisy.

kæk

You seem kinda mad the you can't sustain a hard enough erection to get it in her pooper

anal is the gay

no u

>putting your dick in a woman is gay
lol wut

Ssssh it's /pol logic. It's only not gay if she's libertarian

yeah, heard my dick's too big.
also hear girls only let a dude with a little dick fuck they ass
that much be tru cause they can't feel it otherwise, huehue

That looks painful she is in pain
You are tricking only yourself it feels good
It isn't natural

Normalise gay and trappes and boyz on Sup Forums is part of degeneracy in society propertated by the Jews

This. Just remember the one time i push her down and shove my dick balls deep in her ass, she screams and cry in pain, i got the best orgasm in my life while pumpin my seed deep in her shitter

there are gay sadists whome aren't masochists.
supposedly taking it up the ass is the same feeling as pooping... how do you find that+the smell of shit arousing?

>anal prep = water only
KEK

Apparently you've never literally fucked the shit out of a woman. It's better if there's nothing in the large intestine (at least an enema). Best is going with all the stuff I listed in

Always worked for me.

Rock solid erry time. Pretty average size, but it works perfectly well. Japanese wife thinks it's huge. We average 20-30 minutes of penetration time, which is enough for both of us.

Sorry if someone who actually has regular sex gets you butthurt.

kækked

>low % of reproduction rendering sex usless
So unless the sex if for reproduction, it's useless?
And also:
>low %

go to bed Sup Forums your shits getting old

I wanted to try it, but the whole fact that it's where we shit kinda stops me. Plus pussy is so much better

>admits he never did anal
>"pussy is so much better"
ARE YOU A WIZARD?

>you will never find a girl that's into scat
just kill me

lolled out loud laffin

im f and i love anal

tits or gtfo

>fagot op doesn't know what hes talking about

girls don't like it cause they were ass fucked by a guy that didn't know what he was doing

an to avoid a shitty situation it best not to eat a day before you do anal, an do an enema before you do anal

You're so retarded, I have no words.

This wasn't an accident. It was a girl who likes to shit on a dick that's jammed up her ass. If you can't handle it, get the fuck off my Sup Forums!

m'buttslut!

God I want a girl like this

Until then, there's heavy-r.com

Only ignorant people don't realize that there are nerves connecting from the anus to the clit, giving stimulation to the area even without touch. Every woman is built to enjoy anal, but a lot of them can't get over the mental hump.

>implying I don't go there already

lol

>it best not to eat a day before you do anal
no, you fucking muppet.

no.

Obvious b8.
Nonetheless, I give anal to any good-looking girls I had the pleasure to meet over the years. Now I close to be sick as shit because I eat too much bad food. Feel free to share tears for my dying body.

>low % of reproduction rendering sex usless

is this retard just pretending to be retarded?

>being this retarded
there's nothing but nerves to tell you when you need to poop.
not even vagina sex gets most girls to orgasm, whereas clitoral will almost always do it.
yet somehow in your shillmind you think you can convince people the same nerves that tell you it's time to poop, will magically make her cum?
fucking. retarded.

Moar like this, isn't a shitty dick thread implied here?

if you ever had diarhea you would know why this doesn't work. literally shitting out food you ate a week ago. if you dont want shit on your dick simply hose down your insides with your shower handle.

its a simple matter of flushing out the fecal matter with water. hell, simply sitting in bath water for a awhile will be enough. learn to wash your ass.

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twice a month i wish, my gf wants it like 80% of the time and its every other day i just wanna browse 9gag

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You are the retard lol. Half the women I've had sex with I've done anal with and it's probably 5 or more. If you use lube it repels the shit. If you have a respectable girl. She will have shit and cleaned herself in the shower much earlier. Getting a little shit on your dock is worth feeling the all encompassing, full 360 degree muscles on your cock and having her enjoy it as much if not more than regular sex.

Meh, my girl cums from it. It's fun.

OP's opinions are anti-freedom to do what we want with our bodies.

Fuck OP.

Small dick dudes prefer it

I loved those videos of the pornstars talking about their anal sex experiences. It was just such a cluster fuck.

Having to prep themselves, the turtle heads appearing, needing to run off mid-shoot to shit out whatever had come unstuck then get water blasted and keep shooting. Pooping mid scene by accident all over some guy.

Anal sex is funny.

Gonna just make my point. My gf enjoys anal pretty much every single day. In her own words she prefers it considerably more to regular as its more 'intense'. Any time we have sex, by her request, it's almost always anal unless she is feeling very asexual (she goes through days where she doesn't feel like having sex at all).

There's rarely any actual shit. Not sure why. She doesn't eat much, generally 800-1000 calories a day and pretty much all vegetables and meat, so that may have something to do with it.

>putting your dick where literal poop comes from

degeneracy my friendos

Fake news!!! Girls don't poop!

I'm a faggot and I love taking it up the ass. The orgasms are intense and jerking off whilst getting pounded from behind is so freakin' good.

On another note, some of my girlfriends do prefer anal to vaginal, so yeah, not all women hate it.

>>kek

This is the last cry of an incel virgin trying to convince himself that something he'll never get to experience feels bad.. Well, I hate to break it to you little incel boy, but anal sex is glorious.

Its really not that great it's true