What's the jewest thing have you ever done ?

What's the jewest thing have you ever done ?

Stole someones ipod touch then helped them look for it

Got my kid circumcised

Paid for school lunch all with pennies dimes and nickels found on the ground or other various places

asking for cheeseburger without cheese

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be jewish

One time I was in my car, taking a short cut through a parking lot, moving at about 20 miles an hour. Out if the corner of my eye I saw something green fluttering by in the wind. I swerved into a parking spot, ran out of the car, and grabbed myself a $10 bill.

Another time, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a nice pair of sunglasses in the road. I doubled back, parked in front of someones house, and retrieved them. The right lense is pretty scuffed but they work ok.

I'm poor as fuck, but I'm not sure it's an excuse.

Tried to convert to Jewdism

Also when I was 12 I would buy stuff from my aunt and uncle's garage sale, then sell it for more at their same garage sale

They got so triggered lol

kill them all

wore a yamacha

Pay my high school English teacher back with interest with a bag full of pennies.

I held a knife above my infant son and asked G-d to give me a sign not to kill him. When the angel appeared before me and bid me to lay down my blade, I rejoiced. I ended off the night by sacrificing a fatted calf.

i financially supported the decline of western culture and instigated the migrant crisis

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my entire family is a bunch of cheap asses does that count?

saw a guys wallet drop from his back pocket.
He was with his family. They were obviously on holiday as they were wearing beach sandals and the kids were in bathing costumes.
Pick up the wallet. It's heavy. Look inside. WTF? Theres about 2000 Euro in there
Grab a few notes (turns out to be about 500 Euro) stuff them in my pocket - run up to the guy - Tell him I found his wallet. He thanks me and pulls out a 100 Euro and stuffs it into my hand and walks off

What goes around comes around

>be literally hitler
>gas hundreds of thousands of hostile shekelbergs
>(((they))) call it a genocide and bloat the number to millions
push both buttons simultaneously

I participated in Auschwitz. I am one of the last surviving National Socialistic German Worker's Party members.

That is the most Jews I've ever done.

i bite baby dicks for a living
git gud skrub

got a basketball to the face so hard that my nose broke hooked now i look like a kike.