Dubs decide what I text my friend. All pictures and Words allowed. No matter how bad. Will post responses

Dubs decide what I text my friend. All pictures and Words allowed. No matter how bad. Will post responses.

Pic retarded

> I have cancer

i railed your mom last night. shit was cherry

nigger

do you know i am wanted by the cia?

Dude, that time that i went to a party without you... i ended sucking a dick, i had to tell that, i could be a trap? im cute enough?

OP here. Re roll these all you want. I'll just say some even if they don't land to be honest

This

pretty sure I have a thing for guys like you..

Fuck me, 1 away from trips.

Rawling.

Poo poo pee pee

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super fucking gay

gg user

you wanna fuck a tranny with me?

send him a dick pic and ask if he wants to suck you off

Why you dont want to answer me? men... we are friends... i have to be sure i could be a cutie pie trap, please tell me, im so insecure about my sexuality right now...

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I still think about it every time I Jack off. The taste....

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I want your cum badly. I've always kept this a secret but.... I need your cock to satisfy my lust and desire for a huge fucking cock

Is he that guy from Streets of Fury EX?

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Of all the shit to get dubs on

Also fuck the palm tree captcha. Took me 3 minutes Jesus christ

fuck you man

Winrar qt 3.14

rollin

show him g o d

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s ShrekKeep reading

>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Rollin

ask him to put his cock in your bum

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Decided to show him God.

What am I a fucking retarded

I always thought you had a big dick. Care to show me if it's true?