What kind of candy does Sup Forums like the most?

What kind of candy does Sup Forums like the most?

Hard candy

Sour gummi bears.

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIKAT BITCH

surveychan™

This website blows because of people like you.

Recognize marketing on Sup Forums faggots.
This has to stop.

Sweet tart vines

THIS IS GOD TIER
Highly nutritious tastes amazing
Anything else is Pleb

Skittles

A large portion of the posts ITT are manufactured to give the sense that people want to reply.

This is straight up corporate marketing.
Wake up faggots

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id suck a lot of cock for a reese's

>eating insects purposely
Your skin must be quite brown...

Every single candy namedrop ITT is from a marketer.

Use this as an example for what to look out for.

>implying you wouldn't suck a lot of cock without getting a reese's

Reeses eggs/trees/pumkins

I like Reeses

Keep that tinfoil wrapped tight

Lollies

>marketing

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haha omg marketfags are invading!!!

durr i like potato candy

>16 replies
>12 posters

true i am a marketing agent and my favourite candy is Zappers. god damn i love that sour shit

literally godtier

This is the diversion tactic used to suppress skepticism.

Recognize this shit faggots.

Yup. We hang around Sup Forums in hopes that someone starts a candy thread.

>more than one poster?!
>what is a marketing firm?
>I don't know, I'm retarded

Kill yourself. You're ruining a beautiful thing

I don't like candy.

I prefer only the cheesiest of pizzas.

Pic might be related.

you truly are a retarded niggerfaggot lol tbh

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I like no name brand pizza because i am a free thinker that dont need no marketing

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Yeah, I'm sure near 100% of the thread replies would go to me in a real post. Not like I've been here for years and can recognize patterns

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those taste like shit

Weird question considering most adults dislike candy. That being said, i will never turn down a starburst, or even better a now n later. Milk duds take a close second.

They're going to continue bumping this either way, simply do not reply. Fuck everyone ITT.

You're trying too hard op. Go suck some chocolate cocks

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ok i'll sage

kale chips with lots of salt rule!

I dont really like candy but the only acceptable one is chocolate flavored (brown) tootsiroll lolipop

what do you want us to do, sage? lol? which doesnt work fuck you

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I'm stoned and eating almond joys, actually.

They will also attempt to overwhelm your dissent with spam fitting their narrative.

Recognize it. This is exactly what every firm does.

Except, whoever hired these fucks made a big mistake. They're complacent and and are being much too transparent with their tactics.

Recognize it faggots

Putting sage is like eating some or A lot of pixie stix from a stick, so long you dont wet the openin with ur mouth. If you let it down easy it stays inside. But, if you wet the outside the gold never travels the length of the whole barrel.
Just think about that for a minute

Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved

no thank you i dont want to pollute my mind with ur nonsense

sage doesnt work and it hasnt for years

i dont care what am i gunna do go to one of the multiple cuck threads, or ones about various types of penis? or the circlejerk of fake reposts of girls or celebs?

lol fuck off user you jew boy ill post here if i want

How's it feel to fail so miserably at deception? Taking pride in your work faggot?

Kill yourself

> Hard candy
Kek

okie dokie troll user

my favourite sweets are still zappers and you are still a jewfaggot

These are the only posts anyone should be paying attention to ITT.

>hurrr troll durrr tinfoil hat hurrrrrrrrrrrrr outdated marketing tactics durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What a mistake hiring you. I know these are being observed. You're awful at your job.

how hard?

lol true

bump

reeses and hedgehogs, cant think of anything else

niggerstonguemyanus

i hope my boss sees this he is a dirty nigger

Every candy ITT is owned by a company that starts with an H and ends with a Shey.

This is not a coincidence. This is a fail at astroturf marketing.

Candy corn, grape Hi-Chew, Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream bars, white chocolate Reeses peanut butter cups...

Morinaga doesn't begin with "H" OR end in "shey".

Ever seen a thread without discussion whatsoever? Where Sup Forumstards are happy and ready to answer OP's questions?

No, you haven't, because this is clearly a terrible marketing firm who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

See as to why these two posted.

PASS ME THAT MILKY WAY N I G G A

Keep your thread bumped, shit marketers.
This is a shining example of what is done here every day.

If we don't recognize it, it won't stop.

thats a pretty good idea and im not a shill i promise

And they will keep it bumped, because even if they can't trick you into thinking they're real they're still accomplishing what's called "name recognition".

You're more likely to purchase something if you've heard its name repeatedly. Why trust Joe Shmoe's candy when you can get the trusted namebrand™ amirite guiz?

u r blowing my mind right now

Twix

Notice the reduction in frequency of replies now that they've been called out?

Where is all that sudden interest everyone had a few minutes ago? 9 candy name drops in 7 minutes, you'd think if Sup Forums were actually excited about this thread they'd maintain that.

I'll take it upon myself to keep this thread bumped.

Never fuck with a man who has a lot of free time and something to prove.

Chocolate truffles from a true chocolatier.

why would anyone be excited about this thread?

I like ritter sport dark chocolate with whole hazelnuts.

Precisely.
There's absolutely no reason to be, which is what makes the insane amount of name drops in a short period of time is so glaringly fake.

Hard Candy

what are some candies that you like?

wow you are a bit slow
>Massive candy companies hire shills for threads like this
>Kill yourself

I don't need candy when I have...
A L T O I D S

I'm pretty much going to assume every attempt to discredit my posts at this point are from the same fucks I'm trying to call out here.

>attack stance

>reroute discussion

>denial

Any other tactics you fags would like to make me privy to?

i'm not rerouting, i'm curious. you're in a thread about candy, and all you're doing is getting mad , so i wanted to talk about candy

in b4 "your candy ass"

I love picture related

I'm not mad I'm vindicated, homie. If you're being sincere, which I really truly doubt, then I'm taking a blanket stance and it's nothing personal.

I'd like to make sure these posts stay near the bottom of the thread. It's where people go first a lot of the time.

>i am going to assume anyone who attempts to discredit me are candy company shills

i have epilepsy and i find your images offensive

if you're not going to talk about candy, then what are you here shilling?

mars master race

my go to is resses but i love those the most tbh anything wtih coconut is god tier

A guns barrel

Damn that sounds good.

You're a retarded faggot. Try too hard/10

I'm bored and tired and not getting payed to post here like you faggots

Hope there's someone with intelligence and conviction to take my place
Sup Forums is this way because we let it happen. Fight before it's too late faggots.

committed to the troll cause

i like it op i like it

your sister's ass

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i thought you had a lot of free time and something to prove? i just wanna fucking know what kind of candy you like

I've been here for two hours you cuckold loser bitch.
Fuck your mother.

Good and plenty. :) yummy!

and i've only been here since i asked why anyone would be excited about this thread, and you've deflected every question i've asked you since, so...

Deliberately illogical behavior to try and bait a sperg. A sperg doesn't have ground to stand on. Interesting

Maybe I"ll stick around there's clearly more to learn from you idiots.

wait, are you the sperg or am i?