What's your ideal GF?

What's your ideal GF?

I'm desperate, so I'll take anyone.

this exactly this

Orc gf

post more of these please

i maede this

This one is fucking stupid. The only thing on the list that has to do with her being shortstack is smol. And it doesn't even use the template.

ma nigga

i'm too lazy for MSpaint but
>psychic gf
pros:
>loner
>not afraid of freaky shit
>can read you
>considers you her soulmate
>might make money with Tarot readings
cons:
>probably a little craycray
>rupture is a guaranteed double suicide
>might be branded a witch
>might curse people who annoy her

white
fascist
blonde
italian
orphan
teenage bmi

After being cheated on twice, my ideal girlfriend would be a clingy obsessive one, since that's the only way I could trust her not to cheat at this point. It's fucked up, but it's true.

This

>i killed a raccoon

lel

>loves me
come on, be realistic!

Post the rest of these, I need 'em

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God these are fucking funny. Post more.

One of these pls

I want an INFJ or INTJ gal
> smart
> willing to stab me
> pretty
> some mental illness
> more goth than emo

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ideal GF?
1st she need to be exist.

>bark
yiff in hell furry

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I come from /k/

I don't know the answer to this question and i don't know why anyone thinks they do.

The features that make an interesting or annoying or fulfilling SO don't really become evident until you experience it.

And the best and worst features are really particular and petty little things.

>FR-FAL
>not pankor Jackhammer

>alive
Look at captain fancypants over here.

>this is me in girl version.

i will die alone...

That's because it's a funny meme and not an actual serious life choice question, you retarded fucking normie.

>dating girls

>only one
>barely works
No thank you

maybe some day you'll find a girl who's been cheated on enough and can embrace the clingyness

lost my

>white
>italian

until you've been with her for 10 years, then she's just resentful. no one is resilient enough to deal with your sad shit for that long.

>faggot
>open relationship
found the disease spreader, burn him!

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>libertard
you're just asking for political rambles fug

we take PrEP.

The one that just broke up with me

That's a pretty convincing argument... is there a version that comes with tits and a vagina?

your mom

I hope that dubs dont lie mate... i hope...

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>Had this
>Father was an ex-convict and drug dealer
>Family were a bunch of pot smoking chavs
>Told her I moved to London to get away
>MFW

you can try a trans partner but honestly the results are mixed. the argument that trans people 'emulate' women as opposed to have natural women instincts is very valid from my experience. They pick up on certain qualities and then try to be loud and just end up seeming like bitchy bitches. there are exceptions to every rule though.

keep in mind that even with my >bf post it was just a best case scenario. theres tons of fags who refuse to go camping with me and many who arent productive, even the cool ones. and a lot of them dont actually know about digimon tbh, thats just me projecting wishes on to an imaginary bf.

>tfw no bf to play digimon links with

send help

t. nordicist

>had this then I ruined it

why didn't you take her with you?

>had it
>dumped it

...yeh, probly.
Also, she's azn. Shoulda mentioned that.

>we eat out too much good thing everything is deductable
10/10 she gets it

Newsflash dumbass... I didn't actually move to London!

Nah, trans isn't going to do it. First, they tend to be SJW types (not all, I know, but what are the chances of them not?). Second, I doubt their reforged ladybits are anything close to accurate in the way they taste and smell, which is a must. Too bad being gay isn't a choice, it sounds like it'd be blowjobs and video games all day

it can be. i host a monthly nude game night and afterwards we all just jerk off and suck each other.

If there were women involved, I could probably get behind that. I've got a few bi tendencies, but no real interest in a guy alone.

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Cheated on twice? You must terrible taste in girls.

>human
youre joking right?

I dunno, maybe. They didn't seem like the type to cheat at the time.

oh hell yeah

you and I would get along. I literally just fapped to 'homo erotic straight porn' before reading this post. Love the idea of licking a friends balls as he fucks his gf.

one who likes to get crunk, eat weird and good food, go on adventures while listening to music or just spend all day in bed

I'd do that. I'm more inclined to lick pussy rather than balls, but I'd keep licking after he dumped a load in. Maybe suck him a bit after.

i wuv yoo!

i mean your job would be to be the straight one. Id lick your balls. worst case scenario we'd eat her out at the same time with a little tongue overlap.

but just enough that we can pretend it was an accident.

A fertile one with good genes and who wants to bear me multiple children.

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That's the issue right there... I could see doing some pretty gay stuff as far as sex, but I could never see making out with a dude, or having any sort of intimacy or relationship. I'd take it in the butt before I'd kiss a guy. But the rest of it seems like fun, depending on the crowd.

>id take it in the butt before id kiss a guy

weird, im gay and even i wouldnt take it in the butt. just a little tongue though, no lip locking. the idea of duallingus is hot to me. but toe ach their own.

catch ya at the circle jerk

I'm the opposite...I prefer a physical relationship with a woman, but a mental relationship with a man. Sucks because there's no way to have both, unless I set up some sort of menage a trois.

hahahahahahahahaha!

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>even I wouldn't take it in the butt
I'm not saying that's what I'm looking for. Just that kissing a guy sounds less appealing. It's odd, I have no logical reason for it. I have no background that makes me think it's wrong, I've supported all the equality of opportunity crap since I was a teenager. I just have no desire to go that direction with a guy. All I can say is it's likely biology.

I still prefer physical relationships with women over men. Just that adding some of the male end of things in would be fun. I like playing with my cock, why not someone else's? I like eating pussy after I've cum inside (sort of inevitable with a high sex drive and hours of sex at a time), so wouldn't it be even more exciting if it was happening when I was at my peak of being turned on? That sort of thing.

I like guy friends. There's so much less stress involved.... But I have an intimacy block that would prevent anything from happening, one on one. And I think I would prefer the relationship end of things with women more, even if that was not the case.

what? what you are describing is just being a normal guy. have your girlfriend / wife but dont let go of your best friends in the process. thats all it is.

What I meant is: I prefer a female for sex. But for an actual intimate relationship, it's much easier to connect with a guy.

again, your just describing being a normal guy.

>loves me
>human
>female
>alive
Not all of us can afford to have such high standards

Literally my ex, cunt cheated on me for some farmer on craigslist because I wasn't giving her the D.

Pretty guud fuck tho. let me plow her ass a lot, and when I didn't, I'd put my thumb in there so her pussy tightened up.

I don't think so... normal guys don't get intimate with each other.

define 'intimate' because you dont mean sex

>being this disillusioned after only being cheated on twice
It only gets harder, bro

Artemis but less awkward and gloomy.

crippicle. good jokes go over the heads of Sup Forumstards.
i noticed your humour, user. i like it. i love you.

Not really? Do you have intimate relationship with male friends? What I'm talking about here is having a steady boyfriend. I prefer that over a steady girlfriend.

Well at least I learned my lesson early. What's the solution then? Nothing long-term? Only date obsessive types?

define 'intimate' without sex. cuz even as a homo im a lot more intimate with my straight friends who have girlfriends than i am with the guys i fuck.

Intimate meaning a romantic relationship with a guy. I don't know how else to put it man.

>different user that the original guy
Having, or leading up to, a relationship: romance, hand holding, sleeping in together, cuddling, non-sexual touching of a more-than-friendly nature, quiet nights in, dates, flirting, pet names, etc.

The types of things where, if you were single and monogamous, your significant other would be angry if you did them with other people. Yeah, there's some gray area, but it has a lot to do with intentions. When you go out to do something with a friend, you only ever intend it to be friendly; when you go on a date, it's specifically to be intimate with each other.

Thanks man, but it's not a joke. I really do want a limbless gf.

>I... I'll be your gf user

do straight men normally not do this? i mean whats the different between a 'date' and one straight platonic male taking a gay man out to dinner?

i guess if your intentions are homoromantic sure, but it seems like a weird hair to split to me.

that being said i dont hold hands, we lock arms a bit though.

I mean, no they typically don't. I'm bi and I don't even do that stuff with male friends. I think there's a pretty clear difference between a date and just going out to dinner. My state of mind, actions, words, dress, choice of venue, etc. are all going to be different. This goes for most things for a male friend vs. a guy I'm interested in.

Had this but she was too childish

Not that guy, but here's some "advice", take it as you want.

Obsessive types might cheat on you too. It's all trial and error until you find the "right" gal. Maybe you never will. Maybe it'll be the next person you date. Who knows?

Trust issues only make this part that much harder to pull through. I decided to just take things at face value to begin with, no matter my history. The problem with being convinced that they will likely cheat on you is that, while it might make it hurt less because you see it coming, it's also kind of something that drives girls to do things like that in the first place. They tend to notice when you don't trust them and they act accordingly.

When you get cheated on, it's not your fault. You don't get points for seeing it coming or lose anything by being "fooled". It's all on her. You trusted her, you gave her the benefit of the doubt, and she betrayed that trust. Break up with her, move on, try again.

You might see it as being naive, taking a blind eye to infidelity until it becomes blatantly obvious. You don't want a cheating bitch to "outsmart" you. But the thing is, having no trust in your future partners isn't going to increase your chances of finding someone who makes you happy and is faithful. It will actually actively hurt your chances.

So it's better to roll with the punches. It's hard, but the mindset that women are all the same is just a meme like everything else on here. These edgy losers are alone for many reasons, and that's one of them. Don't be like them.

Kek

why must you hurt me

i still dont get it, though perhaps i never will. I've been good friends with a straight guy for 4 years now and we do this shit all the time. we buy each other dinner or little gifts or do big guestures. i guess you can say were just strong friends but i think the line between friendship and love isn't as well defined as people think.

I dunno, I've never had a friend like that. Maybe it's just a personality thing.