Never tried this before, but i'm really bad at this so

never tried this before, but i'm really bad at this so

dubs decides

no stupid shit, i wanna get laid

you're sure going about it the right way retard

Show me bobs and vagene

What's your favorite music,food,hobby

*spit take
holy shit you're beautiful
*respectfully shuffles over to you and places arm around your shoulder but only if you consent
I want to be very forward, I think you're pretty and I respect you and I want to take you out tonight
*winks
I promise to treat you like a lady deserves to be treated (laughing sweat emoji)
So what do you say, m'lady?

Summer? More like fall because i'm falling for you.

I have a severe fart fetish

fuck i was 6 off =/

this

...Well shit

You must have been pretty fuckin busy to not reply for 2 days.

After doing some stupid small talking, ask her what's she up to for the weekend and tell her to go for a drink or something, if she's up for alcohol she's up for the d

damn girl if your pussy is half as good looking as you we are going to fuck like two wild beasts

noice

this.

GG

A dingo ate my baby last Saturday. I never should have left him home alone to return my blockbuster copy of kangaroo jack. I'm so tore up right now can you cuddle me naked.

Perfect. If dubs : shit on my eyeball

this is the perfect thing to say

Holy shit, you motherfucker

Lemme get straight to the point bitch. lets get a coffee and fuck and we can forget about the coffee if you want

sorry boys

This OP and then this right after . She will be keen for cock in no time.

OP is a Fag.

Fucking hell, you had one goddamn job OP

You're an absolute fucking pussy.

Wow you stupid fucking faggot.

/thread

i want to smell ur asshole

wow youre friendzoned already with that bullshit she only messaged back because she was bored and you go straight for the fucking gayest thing I have heard

SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON

That's not a smooth line and she won't message you back.

This could've been interesting. But then you ruined it.

show me u r bobs

bitch lasagna

...

foreveralone.jpeg

What app?

Tumblr

you're a pussy, evident due to you not honoring the dubs, you writing in lower case in text and because you think this chubby hoe is going to be amused by your wordplay when she's heard it a million times by other fags like you

Confirmed OP sucks cocks. The line that he thought was best didnt work and now she has blocked him. When he could have been slaying fine pussy. Fucking state of newchan

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower

Post her reply OP. Unless ofcourse she dosn't respond to that cheesy bullshit beta crap. GG faggot

>chubby hoe

lmao you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse

ill suck your toes behind kfc if you pass me a 5

k son

Can i please be your sissy slave and you can fuck me in the ass while i lick ur toes

DO IT

Roll

>smug anime reaction face

thanks for reinforcing my perception of you

k son

Lol you can even see her chub face

have a good night virgin

Bump

k son

>arguing with an anonymous person on Sup Forums about who gets laid more.
Isn't it passed your bedtime yet kid?

...

Send her the line OP was supposed to use

Dubs only speak truth. listen to this man OP

Way to be a pussy OP