Are you a virgin, user? Sup Forums honest

Are you a virgin, user? Sup Forums honest

yes

sadly yes

Had tons of anxiety issues that prevented me from losing it despite many chances between 16-21. Finally got over that with a girlfriend at 21 and it's been totally fine ever since. Well, then I got married, and with how often I get action it's almost like I'm a virgin again.

anxiety from anything in particular? performance? looks? interacting with women?

was a virgin all throughout high school but by choice, was horrified of getting anyone pregnant

Performance anxiety. Couldn't get it up, then was worried they'd think I looked too small while my dick was soft, which becomes a vicious cycle. Got over that once I found a girl that I was comfortable with. Also I think watching too much porn fucked with me too.

no

No

What does a vagina feel like?

warm and wet

nothing like your hand could ever feel

I still have performance anxiety sometimes. Some girls can be too demanding and if I'm not into it, I'm down for the count.

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yes, in high school I too nervous/ fear of rejection's too high to even get close.
now i'm too stubborn to change my anti-social habits (ironically even though i'm an extrovert) or lower my standards
so the ship on on is sinking, but let's see where it goes from here.

extrovert who's anti-social, chicks dig that
If you're in college, you'll get laid sooner than you think

I can only hope, sure didn't fucking help in Highschool

18 here, nope.

Like a bag of sand

thinking about losing my virginity to someone on craigslist

>330 pounds
>5'8
>not a virgin
>banged 2 girls
>neither of them fat
What's your excuse?

No
Lost my virginity last summer

nice dude whats your secret?

yeah? how was it?

>1503255936317
For the most part, yes. Fingered a girl when I was 17, that's it tho-- am 19.

Am a pretty desperate fucker rn.

Enjoy those stds.

can't all be winners user, sometimes you gotta get your rocks off

No, happily married for years.

don't despair keep yourself open and the girls will notice you. don't be a thirsty fucker tho, that comes off as creepy

=( how safe is going to a gay bar and going home with someone instead?

No but the only girl i've ever fucked was my sister....

Nope. Lost it in scouts.

Lost mine at 15

Had 8 or 9 partners since

Now have genital warts

Not worth it guys. Wait it out.

This guy knows

No, but last time i had any contact with people was a 4 months ago last time laid idk man been several years lel

ask op

virgin confirmed. it actually feels like bags of sand, not just one

no haven't been since I was 14

Nah. Its not that different to being a virgin though. I dont feel any different than i did before.

Nope. I've fucked 26-ish girls, and eventually married my chinese waifu.

OP here, HIV is no longer a fetal disease.

Wealth

kiss less virgin reporting in

Can confirm. Graduated engineering school at 29, first GF, 4/10, at 30 barely any money so no sex, married 2nd GF, 10/10 hottie, at 33 when i hit 6 figures

>fetal
kek

26 year old virgin aspie virgin here. Never had a gf. Don't think I ever will have.

>Married

Dude, when you're out of school and making good money, why the fuck would you marry?

Her value will go down over time, yours will go up. It's not worth it.

I fucked that up. Haha

fucked what up?

total virgin.

Was in a long distance relationship for over two years without a way to close the distance until it just died.

Now I notice cute girls all around me, but I have very little chance of changing the virgin status, now. Don't know how to start.

its nice but once your conditioned to your hand its hard to cum in a actual pussy. went 8 rounds with my first partner and only actually came one

sauce?

Thats called having a bad fuck. One of my ex's had an iron snapper cunt. I fuck for hours for most people but considered 30mins heroic with her.

yeah but still in highschool sooooo

Wizard

Desperation. Can you imagine having sex for the first time in your 30s? By then you know something is wrong with you (in my case, height, im 5'4", and being anti social idiot, as girls actually flirted and even told sister they liked me on occasions but i couldn't take it to the next level due to insecurities).

Being that wife is 10/10, an inch taller than me, is ok with me watching porn (i try and hide it but she caught me a few times), and takes pill (i.e. unprotected sex) was simply like hitting jackpot.

I do confess looking at other girls all the time and wondering if it's the same, heck, I even fantasize about ex, but the insecurities don't change, I still feel that if I lose her there won't be another hottie out there, or that it will take many other years to have sex again, etc.

Whos the girl??

Nope, fucked 2 girls so far, an ex and my current girlfriend of a few years now

Nice dubs

greentext

Had a girlfriend and fucked her for 5 years since I was 13.
Am now 19, looking for a new cum dumpster.

No, but I kind of wish I were. Fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes in my early to mid-20s, and now I'm disillusioned with sex. I only fap like 3x a month now.

yes u caught me

that's some incredible loyalty for a girl you met when you were 13. How did you two start?

Used to be an escort, so no.

We met about a year before that through mutual friends.
We ended up spending so much fucking time with each other to the point we were inseperatable.
In the beginning we were absolutely crazy for each other and would fuck like 3 times a day for weeks straight but over time it just wore off.
It was a very long, weird relationship.

You gotta stop putting women on the pedestal.

Every time you see a hot girl, remind yourself;
>Some one, some where, is tired of her shit.
>They're all whores.
Memorize that, repeat it until you believe it.
After a few months your insecurities will go away.
After a few more, they'll be begging for you cum to splash down their throat.

Yep

Checked. Story?

If you don't mind, I'm sure we'd love to hear about it.
I'm going to bed and leaving the thread open.

Also
>13 year olds having sex three times a day
Fucking pedobait

Sage advice. Every woman has insecurites, has dealt with good and bad things in their life, and is a human being. Not some goddess you will never attain a moment's attention from.

Would be lots of stories, depends on the instance. Was considering making an AMA

It was probably when we were 14-15 that we were fucking multiple times a day.
She had real bad mental problems that I didn't really see as a red flag since I was so young and was getting pussy.
She had schizophrenia real bad and had like 10 different "personalities".
She literally had names for all of them and I would talk to them all.
A lot of the time, each "person" would want to fuck at different times. Some loved giving head, some liked doggy, some liked to be on top.
It was pretty fucking awesome but at the same time I had to help her go through some pretty tough shit. Not all of her "personalities" were good.
Some of them tried to hurt her and some of them tried to hurt me.
Overall a positive experience and in the end she kicked most of her symptoms and is pretty normal now.

I can go more in depth if anyone wants to hear more.

What exactly did you do?
Where are you from?
Who would use your services?

I would spend time with men for money, mostly. Sometimes it was sex, most of the time it wasn't. I would talk, flirt, do their interests. When I did have sex it was usually helping fulfill fetish requests (as long as I was comfortable with them.)
Live in the USA, so it was very illegal.
Mostly upper middle aged men who were married and well to do. The other large group of men were those who didn't have families, and they were the ones who more often than not just wanted company.

so which uncle raped you?

Checked.
Since this is Sup Forums, I assume you are also a man?
Any funny stories come to mind?
Any fucked up shit happen?
What's the worst fettish someone asked you to fulfill and what the worst one you actually fulfilled?

I'm a femanon.
Funniest story: I'm pretty used to being asked out (to date) as a continuation of going on paid dates, basically people don't want to pay anymore. One guy actually threatened to beat up other guys to "win my honor" or some shit, and got arrested.
Fucked up: Guy offered me 2k to infect me with herpes. I declined.
Worst asked: Someone wanted to go to taco bell, buy me food, have me eat all of it AND a huge thing of broccoli, shit on them, let them eat it, then let them fuck me covered in my own shit. I declined.
Worst one I actually did: Went to a movie theatre and ended up getting fucked in front of a large crowd, including one of my college professors (only was an escort for a year at college.) The professor went on to be a regular customer.

Mostly I played it very safe. Never had an STD, never got pregnant, never was robbed, always was given the promised amount. I was very cautious, if I was caught, I would've been kicked out of my college. It was a private school and they had a reputation to upkeep. Couldn't even be caught stripping if you attended the college.

jesus, greentext that theater story. that's some ballsy stuff.

yes, at 21

by choice the last year or so.

sauce?

why do you call yourself an escort and not a whore? Does escort make you feel better about yourself? They are both equally derogative imo.

How much money would it have taken to let someone impregnate you?

>implying there's woman on the internet
>implying that isn't a man
newfag, leave
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>if I was caught, I would've been kicked out
When your professor saw you in the theater that day, did he threaten to blackmail you or did he just use your services from there on out.

she already said she was a femanon. There's a chance she is just a guy making up a story, true, but I'd like to think the rules of the internet can be broken

Sure
>Be me
>18 f
>new in college
>go to private all womens school
>notoriously known for having "good morals in staff and student"
>escort to pay 40k a year bill
>don't even end up graduating, but that's a different greentext
>asked on date by guy
>willing to pay my normal price of 350/h
>4/10, would be higher if he bothered to shower
>agree
>"user, I have a specific fetish."
>"I love fucking in public, let's go to the movies after dinner."
>agree
>normal dinner
>never charge for times I'm being fed (I love free food, I'm a college student)
>go to the movies
>Go to see Sherlock
>been out for a month so medium crowd
>maybe 15 other people in the theatre
>everyone else at deadpool
>go to front of theatre
>lights go down
>itsgotime.jpg

cont.

>he starts getting handsy
>touch back
>whispers in my ear
>"I'm gonna fuck you like the slut you are"
>fuckyes
>pull up skirt, sit on his lap
>start fucking
>trying to be quiet but I'm a moaner
>other audience members notice
>some come down to watch
>some start beating off
>no one seems to mind
>one guy comes down and asks if I can suck his cock
>look up
>my music theory teacher
>ohshit
>"A-user?"
>unbuckle his pants
>suck him off to keep him distracted
>neither guy lasts very long
>get paid at the end of the night

>get text that night
>small school, teachers have student's cell phone numbers, vice versa
>it's teacher
>"user, you could get in so much trouble if you get caught escorting like that... but the way you sucked my cock...."
>"Can I pay you 100 to have you do it again?"
>agree
>end up fucking my teacher for cash regularly the rest of the time at school

I also seduced some one of the security guards, that's another greentext too though.

Never want to be pregnant so wouldn't take it.
I'll timestamp one sec

Yeah I'm 18 and I'm very awkward

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nope, but I haven't had sex for a good year, so I feel like a virgin anyways

no but im on Sup Forums so whats the difference

Lurking for timestamp
Also,
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cont...

No.

>this

Ready for "femanon" to post penis.

not uncle, step sister and it wasn't rape

Cringe.

Since the other femanon won't do it

Yerp