Your best pick up lines, let's hear them

Your best pick up lines, let's hear them.

hey, can I sit here? or is it just you

That's pretty awful.

"hey. can i buy you a drink and then go fuck?"

You: Knock, Knock
Her: How's there?
You: Where, When...
Her: Where, When, Who?
You: My place, Tonight, Me and You ;)

At the top of my voice : GIVE ME YOUR PUSSY OR I'LL KILL MYSELF.

hey, can i have your number? id like to take you for diner or a good movie next friday

work 70% of the time, might be higher given the fact that they may really have boyfriend already..

nevertheless, still work well..

Hey girl were you born on a highway because I hear that's where the most accidents happen

You are attractive and I would like to engage in coitus with you.

"Hey babe, wanna fuck?"
"No? Alright. Let's just watch Netflix"

I advise against get married.

“Hi, I have an appointment for a massage”

Fuckin true, thus my previous post

I usually just blatantly stare at their ass and tiddies then when they catch me I look then right in the eye do a couple eyebrow raises and if she bites she knows what she's in for.

"Hey baby you looking for a STUD because I've got an STD now all I need is U"

How much for half and half?

Try the Jell-O Puddin'

"Im sure you wonder how you got here."

Wanna watch me jerk off into a pot plant?

OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA WERE DA WITE WIMIN AT?

Here in Asia you don't really need a line, you can just go to the bar and they will approach you.

But back in Europe I just introduced myself, or said "hey! You know, I'm particularly blind to faces, so I'm not really sure if I know you or not. But aren't you a friend of Rasmus?"

Then they will start to ask questions about my blindness and I can tell some funny stories and then I'm in.

Hey OP dumbass - you do realize he is gay don't you?

>I don't need any of his pick up lines...

Pickup lines are a meme. Unless the girl REALLY likes you then using a pickup line is a sure fire way to to get shit down.

I'd like to ................................meat you
you're either in or you are out

In a serious voice:

"We have to talk."

> I-I think I wubaluba-dub-dub you

Have you met Ted?

So, where's your mummy?

>blind
>asian

it's those epicanthic folds, isn't it?

>walk up to her
>show her pic related
>in an official sounding voice "Excuse me miss, have you seen this man?"

To me everyone looks the same.
Actually not really, but I do suffer from Prosopagnosia, and sometimes I don't even recognise my family members, and fuck me it's extremely hard to tell Asian people apart.

Oh damn girl... I saw you from across the room and had to come say hi. 50% of the time it works 100% of the time

>Prosopagnosia

sorry, I don't speak Chinese

Finish your drink, you've picked up.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl fucking kill you.

hey you look good today,you going out tonight? ... with me?

mix it up its shit but not supposed to sound like a like its supposed to sound genuine

Suave beyond comprehension.