/waifu/ thread

/waifu/ thread
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The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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Sometimes i'm a little tempted to join the discord shitshow just to see what's going on.


But then I realise I am the one starting shit storms.

Dunno. I don't have a favourite. I enjoy fish.

Oh right, Winning Girl claimed.

Here : )

Fish was always cool before. Any particular prep you prefer?

smoked fish

Hi.

So you don't have work today?

ez.

If your waifu is from a seasonal anime you should rethink your life.

Solid. Very awesome. Sounds like a fun day btw. College and such is fun.

Have work no days atm, unemployed.

Steins;Gate was a seasonal anime.

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Oh well, my work is getting people drunk. What are you drinking?

What about your day?

youtu.be/zs474lPgO54

Rum and Coke, and some "Belgian Style Tripel with Spices"

Played Metroid with my dad. Got drunk.

Tell Metroid to stop playing your dad

Will do. It's more playing me with the hard boss battle. Fuck the mother brain.

youtube.com/watch?v=9mBGsRtxzbo&feature=youtu.be

your Waifu will always be shit. Bow down to Elma!

Oh well at least it is not vodka I guess.

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Added to watch later just cause I am still hanging with someone drunk karaoke-ing.

I'm just trying to get drunk imbibing, taste only matters so I don't puke it back up for me.

Have fun.

Will do, thanks. Glad to be here actually.

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My moth waifu

Moths are cool. I know the one died cause then industrial revolution turned the trees black.

It's not about who's going to control this community, it's about who's going to build the next one.

Oh well have fun drinking then.

Thanks. So you're like a bartender?

Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot, you're as deep as a puddle on the road.

Konata is officially claimed. You can shut down the thread now, no point in continuing.

caring this much

lmao

Hello friend

Interesting

I have never come up with that word. I'm a waiter, get drinks, food and whatnot to the table, also pour them, be nice, smile, you know right?
Sorry I'm spanish, my english needs to improve.

related thread

youtube.com/watch?v=aBkTkxKDduc

Seems slow.

Get we get some good taste in this thread please?

I'm right here.

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It is slow.

It's almost always slow around this time

Did you secretly murder everyone?

But why?

The best no beating her

EU is doing morning things, US is just going to sleep, probably. I don't know

What kind of weirdo actually sleeps at night?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Normally you, sometimes me...

Weakass niggas

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Oh, that's right. Up to much tonight?

Was playing divinity most the day, decided to take a break. Game get's pretty emotional with the party member quests. I can only take so much poking at my emotional state in one day

>get's
Thanks hands. That's totally a word.

Not really.

Fuck , I love you all.

Nah, that's fucking cool. Great on you, you're an important part of the situation, you know? I'm glad you' doingwhay helps and gets you paid. It's all you, but if you helps we, we is yee, so fuck fuck yah.

Just Monika

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I see I see. Did you cry? Want me to try and push your emotional buttons?

Don't worry, I can get a little apostrophe crazy sometimes too.

>not really
So..only a little?

Glad you're having a good night.

Fags should die

The walls are friends and pissing is inevitable.

Hi Monika. How are you?

Thanks. Hope yours is well too

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Hi fag, love you

No, no crying. It takes a hell of a lot to get me to cry, but i do get perturbed reasonably easily. It was an emotional moment ok? I even got a song out of the deal.
Gas the fagg-oh wait.

Hi Jill, love you, how are you?

That's gay

Why must you remind me

Are you ok?

Just a selected few, special people, nothing remarkable.

I haven't slept despite taking pills. so I'm doing pretty great, I'd say. you?

Fine enough anyways, interesting mood.

I'm a fag, a pansexual fag.

Sorry about lack of sleep. A yea of years. I'm okay, drunk. Anything I can do to help? Funny? Serious music? Distraction? Topic?

I certainly can't complain but you seem to be having more fun than I am!

You're up late.

I was mostly teasing, even if you did I probably wouldn't have thought any less of you for it. I tend to use anime/games/movies as my emotional outlets myself.

Sing it to me. If there aren't words then play it. Is that Amatsu?

I, uh, hope I don't become one of those people. Good job nonetheless.

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I could kinda tell you're drunk, yeah. drink any water so you don't get dehydrated?
is it late or early when I can see a hint of light on the horizon?

It's funny. Duh.
Yeah, that's DM.
youtube.com/watch?v=8p8bC0zk3hI
I'll just link you the song.

I'd say. No offense. If you had a house, what color she would your room's walls be and why?

A bit.

Don't love me thanks

>Is that Amatsu?
Yes, I'm on phone right now

I didn't find it funny

Funny enough, part of my job is also keeping people from drinking too much.

Nope, but you might become one.

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You're the butt of the joke, obviously you wouldn't find it funny.

I'd suggest drinking about a liter of water to offset the diuretic effects.

Well, IDK where that is with me. Probably good. Are you familiar with Ray Hardyhausen?

Fair enough. It's a weirder emotion atm, less personal more like global, not local. Like a metric tensor.

I'll try

You're using butts wrong uwu
I'm not sorry :^)

It's drunk love. It'll go away soon

Are you familiar with Ray Harryhausen I meant

Depends on your perspective I suppose. I generally consider that really late or the "oh shit" hour considering I try to sleep before it happens.

I'll listen to it in a bit, I'm listening to the League stream right now. I see, I wasn't sure if it was an imposter.

Aren't you suppose to be sleeping?

None taken. I do have a house; the walls are a pretty bland beige color. I don't really care about things like that too much though.

W-what even? That's what I said I hope I do not become!

Yes

I'm torn between laying down again or just putting a movie on at this point.

craw girl

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Bummer. But I like your perspective. You seem practicable. Does that's seem accurate as a description?

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Claimed

Claiming best girl.

Not all of us are faggots. Some of us don't want to be gassed.
No rush. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hello friend

I always wake up this early. I usually come to thread after work

I don't want to be gassed like a filthy jew again

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Why hello

You are fine don't worry. How are you doing?

Nope, should I?

Hai.
I forgot her name, but from Chrono Trigger, right?
I'm ok-ish. Tired, bored.
How's yous?

fuck ur rules

Should have thought of that before you shoved a giant rubber dicc in your ass.
Noo

How are you?

Not necessarily, just a question. It's an interest of mine. Have you ever know someone personally who died of alcohol poisoning? I know it happens, I just mean did you actually like care about someone who did? Don't answer if you find i innsensitive?

Lucca, go by Muse a lot too though. Good I suppose. Drunk.