/penis inspection day/ general

/penis inspection day/ general

Well boys, another penis inspection day has come and gone in my town. Share your best/worst penis inspection day experiences ITT. I'll start:

Worst
>be me
>12 or 13 years old
>45ish cute milf neighbor is new school nurse
>kinda tall, black hair, cute milf face and thick im the right places
>known her all my life
>the big day comes and it's my turn for inspection
>it's super awkward
>I pull down my pants
>holy shit my milf neighbor is staring right at my cock

I didn't know it then but CFNM is a big fetish of mine

>she kinda smirks as she is feeling my balls and penis (small)
>I get rock hard
>things are even more awkward
>I pass the inspection
>fast forward a couple days
>milf nurses 16 year old hot daughter messages me on AIM
>she knows about my small penis
>makes fun of me to this day

She told about your penis to get daugther? I'd just make a complaint, anything that happens on there is confidential.

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Best
>be me
>16 or 17 years old
>nurse now is a 10/10 young Latina
>skinny athletic body, really dumb
>it's my turn for inspection
>go to her office
>it's right after lunch
>hot nurse is still finishing her lunch in the office
>mr goodcents
>"I'm so sorry, user, it's been a crazy busy day"
>"n-no worries"
>she sits on her stool right in front of me and looks expectantly for me to pull my pants down
>I hesitate bc I notice she hasn't put on gloves
>she doesn't seem to have noticed. >She really is dumb
>I pull down my pants
>she lifts up my cock with one bare hand and grabs my balls with another bare hand
>holy shit hot nurse is directly touching my junk
>my dick goes from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds
> it sort of startled her by how quickly my dick got hard in her hand and she lets go of my dick
>she kinda stares at it dumbfounded while it swings in front of her face for a few seconds before she has an epiphany
>"omg my gloves! I'm so sorry!"
>she covers her mouth with a hand in embarrassment

I wonder if she smelled my balls with that hand

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I'll take what never happen for 500 alex

We'll post some of your penis inspection day stories then

Why the fuck nurses need to touch your balls and penis ? Nevar happened to me in france.

Really? I dunno, it's penis inspection day, every Ameribro goes through it once a year

If you're 12-13 your penis is usually pretty small.
Also breach of confidentiality, if you live in US you could sue for MILLIONZ