>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Tell her to get the fuck out.
Rape her, obviously.
Again? The first song wasn't enough?
I would ask her to talk to you you so these threads can go away
pull out me big Asian cock and ram her Arschfotze till it bleeds
Give her a big hug and tell her everything's okay now because she's with me. I would then treat her like the princess she is and make sweet love to her. I'd be the perfect boyfriend and husband until the end of her days and find bliss knowing she had it good for most of her life.
> big Asian cock
Error. Does compute.
>and make her eat a giant bowl of eggs
respect the fuck out of her
shes pure unlike most sluts, deserves a proper lady treatment.
just saying "hello" and stomp her skinny ass out of my house.
>her Arschfotze
>her ass-pussy
I would tell her to give me money or I will have her arrested to break and enter. Also ask how she got in.
That's because she's a man dude
180cm, no ass, no boobs
>>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Slowly unwrap her and rub her feet, back and clit.
taytays a trap? even better
sex
I offer her a glass of pinot grigio and put on some Luther vandross. Use all of my charm and wit to try and respectfully seduce her
faggot
>Wat do?
Feel embarrassed because of how much of a mess my room is.
its not gay if the dick belongs to a girl
fag
Get down on all fours and start licking her feet
RAPEEEEEEE
girls can't have dicks
>inb4 feminine penis
Ist die Arschfotze wirklich zum Ficken da, oder zum Scheißen?
false
proof? your mother
> Commence autistic screeching
> start punching and slapping my own head
> she’s scared and flipping out
> jump on her back
> screeching intensifies
> begin to hammer fist her in the back of the head
> she falls unconscious under the rain of blows
> scream autistic war cry of victory
> “yuo wont git my pron stash todat”
Well if she's my mother, she had to have a vagina to eject my fatass
Therefore she can't have a penis, since getting transition surgery isn't allowed where I live
She has pooper
This is the correct answer.
Playing music
We compose a song together, we broadcast it, because she's famous I'm beginning to be famous too, I make money, I fuck a lot of bitches. That's the most reasonable thing to do with her.
I'm not a nignog, checkmate
she took a shit after getting her anus destroyed by your faggot father and you now exist
You’re shit baby, face the facts turd blossom, your mother has a dick and your father was a cake. This time the cake wasn’t a lie, he was the father.
> JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!
if my mother has a dick then how are traps gay fag? gotem
ask her how she got max martin to write all her songs
I would strip her naked and gaze upon her milky white petite body, then I would lift both of her arms up and sniff her armpits and bask in her musky aroma and then I would fuck both of her armpits and then suck her bright pink cute little uncut feminine penis and swallow all of her super delicious seed
Ask your mother nignog
> gotem
Post “Me Too” on my Facebook for what she’s about to do to me
Long Life Sup Forums Trap Queen!!!!