> Be me 5 weeks ago
> working my user ass off at catering company
> working big corporate conference
> start getting eyes from girl on right (pic related)
> think nothing of it
> later in the night she starts flirting
> say fuck it
> make sure all her drinks are doubles
> keep funneling her drinks
> she flirts more
> end of the conference comes
> she's hammered drunk
> she invites me back up to her room
> still got work to do
> fuck it
> get fucking steve to finish up
> go back up to her room
> fuck her brains out
> cum inside her
> hope she's on the pill
> oh well
> flash forward to a week
> add her on facebook
> her relationship status: "in a relationship"
> she doesn't respond to any messages
> keeps me as a friend tho
What should I do Sup Forums?
Also roll dubs for proof
