Any here who has rimming experience? My gf wants to do it to me tonight, what to expect?

Any here who has rimming experience? My gf wants to do it to me tonight, what to expect?

Just sit back and enjoy it. I love when my girlfriend puts her tongue in my asshole.

>what to expect?
someone french kissing your poop hole, the fuck were you thinking?

Feels good man

Not every girl will do it, try to take advantage and release a small turd into her mouth as well

It's called the rusty trombone, and it's awesome. Do it OP

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Just for the love of god, make sure your asshole is clean. Maybe do a little enema work too.

Oh and exaggerate when you open your legs, do far and wide. Also clean your asshole throughly in the shower, make sure your stink is completely gone. My girl and I kicked out hygiene up a notch since we both appreciate anal stimulation soo much.

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Fucking do it. You won't regret it

my gf likes gay porn so always does gay shit to me when we get really hot and heated she fucking loves satisfying me in a gay way..

im still getting used to a finger in the arse though. with ass licking for me its more that shes willing to lick my arsehole thats hot than the feeling.

fucking lucky

Expect to get rimmed

a dirty pervert for a gf

do it, shave, clean, its all good.... mostly anything when clean and sexual is great.... dont be a faggot insecure pussy about that shit.

Men has sensitive areas too.... our ass is one of them... you can be straight and like a woman to do that shit. its hard to say because our culture but real guys know it doesn't make you a faggot because a WOMAN is pleasing you.

autism alert

its heaven

Wiping your ass with your waifu pillow isn't a rimjob user

My first time genuinely had me yelling "oh my god" like a fag for the 10 minutes she was down there.

I just wasn't expecting much, which was a big mistake, so be prepared for that. Haven't had such an intense reaction since, but it's still super enjoyable.

no advice just a funny anecdote
>few years ago, chilling in the backyard with ex-fwb after a small bbq
>she's horny, starts blowing me
>"lick my ass baby"
>mfw lifts my sac with no hesitation and dives in
>exploded
>mfw when she didn't realize most of my load was squarely on top of her head
lol fucking sluts man good times

It's gay as fuck.
Men shpuld eat girls ass not tje other way.
If you like someone playing with your ass I've got bad news for you.

First time a girl did it, I blew my load uncontrollably.

With time and repeated experiences it's no longer super stimulating, but still very pleasant.

You're so fucking lucky that your girl WANTS to try this. You don't even know how lucky you are.

youre probably obese and nobody would ever think of licking a fatty there

How's high school treating you?

My ex GF used to do it sometime. I will never forget, god I miss that shit.

Found the boyutt lovers here.

Is this how you find all your hookups?

HUGE REDPILL INCOMING:

OP IS A FAGGOT

Expect to cum fast if she's doing pic related

Sure buddy

virgin spotted

if a girl licking my asshole is gay, then i don't wanna be straight

What's your gf called?

fart on her user

feels good maaaaaaaan!

malcolm

Scrub your bung. Prepare statement for when you start giggling and scream stop.

i was licking my gfs arse and had my whole mouth around it. she farted in my mouth. it didnt smell or anything i fucking loved it. she cringes anytime i bring it up.

did you get high?

Literally me :*(

near enough

make sure she uses enough pressure... light pressure doesn't feel like much, she's gotta work your sphincter with her tongue or thumb.

also relaxx :)

yeah.

on life.

A river of feces.

shave asshole, clean asshole thoroughly.

When she starts getting into it, push her head and tongue in deeper. she'll love it.

Don't forget to smack her head to the rhythm of paradise city by guns n roses

I prefer the rhythm of "Bleed" by Meshuggah.

This

Lmao

Nah. Leave all the ass hairs. Makes it way more sensitive when she tickles the hairs with her .

MAH NIGGA

...tongue

Oh yes. A Girl I dated used to rim me. I loved it. She ended up being a lesbian. I hate her for it. Threatened to kill her multiple times. She should die by the way. Maybe one day she will rim me again. It was great. There is no way I'd approach my current bitch to do such... which is a pity.

You sir, understand the concept of relationship. I miss my ex so much.

I am unwilling to allow a girl near my anus because of hemorrhoids. Not so much inflamed and itchy, but loose flaps that will cause embarrassment.

This is more gay than the traps thread

it's awesome... my gf and i rim each other from time to time... it's a shower/after shower activity unless you like the taste of shit so shower first if you ever want it to happen again... personally it's not that good if she's just going to lick your hole for 10 minutes, you want it incorporated into the blowjob... so she sucks for a min or two, then licks your asshole for a minute, maybe stucks the balls and goes back to sucking... that's the best way

And then you squeeze out a small bumble

Oh yeah

Fuck off normie facebook scum. Off to reddit or graveyard, I don't care.

except flying monkeys and the moon to turn red with blood and drip from the sky.

newfagging so hard
>foack off to leddit user hurp durp

13 Yo Sup Forums is real.

Lol- tbf it's aight also ate a girl out similarly. No homo though, only womenz

Just a tiny tiny turd as a snack for her

If your girlfriend is at home you could just call her and have her do it now, quickest way to find out.

You know when you take a shit and you get toilet water spashback on your asshole? It's that feeling

Why do you write like a 4-year-old?

This^^^^