I know that I have Jewish ancestry, though I'm Christian.
Now suppose I want to emigrate to Israel, how do I prove my Jewish heritage?
None of my still living ancestors are clearly Jewish.
I have no paperwork, that states "hurr he da joo".
And sadly all religious objects, like e.g. a menorah, my family possessed are gone.
So what do?
historical check up?
Why the fuck would you want to move to Israel? Have you ever even been there?
Please don't go to Israel.
We don't want anime dweebs.
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Is that Sam from Totally Spies?
She's hot.
Fuck you. The dark one was way hotter
>inb4 loving niggers
She's latina in my eyes.
Alex was a dumb bitch.
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also gib tax monies
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Contact a lawyer that specializes in these sort of things you dumb goy
>Is that Sam from Totally Spies?
Clover was my fav.
Alex was the blonde one you moron.
Why would you want to claim to be something you are not?
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Every episode of that show I swear pandered to a certain kind of fetish.
>Contact a lawyer that specializes in these sort of things you dumb goy
I have a Hebrew name and circumcised, but I don't got a lick of Jewish blood in my body. Can I come to Israel and leech off welfare there?
Prob most of us don't have 1073741824 Grandparents to the 28th degree.
i'm still not sure if they meant to make the girls that hot
Why not just show them your mutilated dick?
I got cucked by an actual chimpanzee
>Israeli welfare
Ha ha ha ha ha aha. You'd probably get a better deal in Commiefornia, Israel is not the rich country ignorant Sup Forumscucks seem to think it is.
Probably not
y-yes goy don't even think of leaching off Israel! We are poor!!!
It's just a hypothetical question.
How could a lawyer help me? All I know is that my deceased maternal grandmother was Jewish. But she left nothing behind that could help me.
>Why not just show them your mutilated dick?
But muslims got those as well. And non-Jewish Americans like me.
And some black people, Koreans, etc.
>what is an exponent of 2
Thse stupid goyim i swear to god
Having been there and seen the Jewish poverty first-hand, I think you over-estimate the generosity of their welfare state.
No. Alex is the nigger. The blonde slut is Clover.
There areso many gibs you can give when you have 25% arabs and need to feed the palestindu's who can't feed themselves because they're useless monkeys
I lived in Israel it was really nice you guys have no idea
I'm just saying, if you're going to go be a welfare parasite why not pick somewhere with a generous welfare state like Ficki-ficki-stan or Sweden?
Israel's welfare state is pitiful, you'll be begging for alms next to the wailing wall in no time.
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How do I prove it? Help me. :^(
I know my childhood. Also, she's not a nigger but latina. Blonde is a slut, redhead is a fucking nerd, while latina is a social outcast like all of us.
Off topic, but why do jewess have huge tits compared to other races aside from negros?
Not that I plan on leaving Texas but do you think parents hebrew marriage certificate is enough to prove?
you still have a jewish last Name?
i'm Ukrainian Ashkenazim by birth but converted to orthodox christianity
Nope. There isn't really anything, that I could use as proof. Maybe a DNA test?
Gl my man. Hopefully it'll work out for you
>she's not a nigger but latina
>implying there's a difference
spics go to jail much more than blacks here, i have yet to meet a latinothat don't sleep on their work in my life
>DNA Test
my last jewish ancestor lived 1901, but i still count as Ashkenazim.
I don't think that will work, m8
But what should I do now? Just buy some Jewish religious objects and state "durrr I'm a joooo!"?
Show them proof of tricking goyims like the german cuck government into giving you shekels, that should do it.
Can't believe I'm giving a jew advice on tricking other jews in the current year, you people should know scamming through and through.
you can marry a jewish girl i suppose, good luck finding one in Germany
But that won't help me proove my Jewish heritage.