Be me

>Be me
>16, going to highschool
>Highschool is small as fuck, only 6 classrooms and 7 teachers including the principal, the student's population is small aswell
>Total Weeb
>Even though I'm a weeb, I'm a total alpha while being around my circle of weeb friends
>Have 4 friends in total, one of them being an obnoxoius fag that I will call Mike
>Mike and another twat of that same group (Let's call him Chris), rarely take showers
>They smell horrible, a combination of both grease and sweat, but I could bare Chris because he was a cool dude
>They are super close friends
>The other 2 members of the group consist in one arrogant beta and an obedient tard
>Used to put obedient tard ina every kind of bad situations just for the keks and lols
>Even though I always get him in trouble, he is loyal as fuck to me
>Tard really despises Mike with all his heart, for some reason
>Days pass
>Be watching Death Note
>HECKYEAHBOY.jpeg
>Start to engage in some sort of God Complex
>It didn't help the fact that tard friend was always telling me how brilliant I was
>Tard tells me I need to take action against Mike, and that I'm the only one that can do it
>"Mike is bad person, user should give him justice and make him pay"
>I ask him why he thinks Mike is a bad person
>He tells me that he heard Mike telling lies about our little group and being boastful around girls in his poor atempt to impress them
>Telling lies about me, Tardy (I'll call him that from now on), beta fag and even his own best friend
>The lies seem to mostly consist about all of us being beta cucks and him being alpha as fuck around us
>This wasn't the first time he has done this
>I enter in a trance of blind rage
>"WE'LL MAKE THAT BETA PIECE OF SHIT PAY FOR HIS FUCKING WORDS!" I yell to Tardy
>He seems just as excited as I am
>I start to brew a plan to make him pay, for I am justice

Part 2 coming if this shit gets enough attention

Please continue

cunt in you

continue

>Plan starts to brew, I decide to play with his heart and make fake notes pretending to be a girl to then humilate him
>Tell tardy to borrow his hot sister's labial and perfume to make the note more real looking
>Tardy does as I tell, and then I ask him to paint his lips and kiss the note, he as always, does what I tell him
>Tell him to put the note in Mike's backpack
>Mike comes up to us, happy as fuck
>"Look guys, a letter! I bet user has never gotten a letter before, have you user?"
>"No, I've never recivied a letter from anybody, Mike, you are lucky"
>The letter asked for 2 things, for him to be behind the Gym tomorrow after lunch, and also that he shaved his uni-brow
>He seems to agree with everything the note says
>"Tomorrow", has come

Go on faggot

i smell a rape confession coming

Don't get my hopes up

>Mike comes with his uni-brow intact, with a sad expression aswell
>Tardy gets mad
>"Why he hasn't shaved he's brows?!"
>I try to calm him, with success
>Go to Mike and then ask him why the long face
>"Mom said I can't shave my brows because that girl is manipulating me, she also said I can't see her today"
>OHBOY.exe
>Internally, start to burst in laughter
>"Oh, that's not good, Mike"
>"Yeah, I'm sad"
>Days passes, It's time to get this fucker to taste justice

Bumping for interest. Please continue OP.

Bump

Bumper stick3r

>I start to make another letter, this letter is pretty much me haunting him for being a beta fag and not showing up, but this time I offer him to come see the imaginary girl with no need to shave, behind the gym
>He again, comes happy to us
>"Look user, Chris, Tardy and Beta fag, today I'm going to meet that girl at last"
>"Good for you buddy" I tell him
>"That's all? Are you jealous or something, user, why so mad?"
>The grimy fucker got all smug and also assumed that my lack of interest was me being jealous
>FUCKINGFAGGOT.jpeg
>Lunch time, faggot goes to the back of the gym

go on

Bump

bump

>Tardy and I start to spy him
>He seems to be pretty excited
>Time passes
>Nobody shows up
>Mike gets really fucking upset
>Starts to cry when lunch time is over
>Runs to class and bumps into the english teacher
>"What's wrong Mike, what happened?"

Tell me you stabbed him in the eyes.

Put me on the screencap if anything

slooow

bump, this is going to be good

Bump

>He tells her everything, and she gets mad as fuck
>We're in class now, Mike is missing though
>Time passes, Mike and the english bitch come in our class
>"Excuse me everybody, today someone really mean pulled a prank on Mike, and we would like that person, if it is in this class to apologize"
>Try my best not to laugh
>Mike doesn't speak to us for the rest of the day
>This isn't enough, he has to truly suffer, for I'm justice, and he's not

凸凹

THERE'S MORE

The glory doesn't end

>>"Excuse me everybody, today someone really mean pulled a prank on Mike, and we would like that person, if it is in this class to apologize"
That alone is embarrassing af.

>THERE'S MORE
everybody walk the dinosaur

You write these beforehand faggot

BAMP!

Bumpity bump

degenerate

>Step up my game, and pretend to be empathic towards him
>"Don't worry Mike, I know you're mad, and I promise you I'll help you find the one who did this to you"
>"Thanks user, I'm truly glad you're my friend"
>"Yeah, friends"
>I ask my friend Tardy to stalk a girl named Valerie, Mike has a huge crush on this 8/10 loli
>Tardy gives me every detail about her schedule
>Shit is about to rain

From da muthafukin hevanz.

Please tell me you fuck her and send him pics

Cant wait to see where this shit goes.

bump

My body is ready

>I forged another letter, this time I said I was Valerie, and I said I was this bitch all along, but I was simply to shy and scared to talk to him, and that now that he knows that I'm her, we should meet in the main hall
>According to the info Tardy gave to me, she was going to her lockers at 2:00pm, minutes after lunch
>She's there
>He's there
>Mike starts to talk to her
>OHBOYAGAiN.jpeg

MOAR

Maximum kek

Gooood

i should pull this on someone myself

How about no

MODS!

MOAR

How about go fuck yourself guy gonna do what he wants

my dude you can ghostwrite shits for money, go on

Who said this happened now

That's what my daughter says about my cock, but just like that other guy, we don't give a fuck what a cunt has to say.

>alpha
>weeb

I smell bullshit

...

>She's seems very uncomfortable with him around
>He tries to put his hands on her, in an attempt to hold one of her shoulders
>One thing I forgot to say was that Mike wasn't that small, he was pretty big actually
>She screams, REALLY loud
>It's my time to enter in scene
>I rhino-tackle the motherfucker and yell
>"MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER?!"
>Loudest shout in my life, when I notice, everybody on the school is on my back, staring the scene
>Mike, loli and I go to the principal's office

you fucking blindo but thats ok story is entertaining

Ok, that's pretty good.

holy shit

>borrow his hot sister's labial
No one else is going to question the removal of his sister's pussy lips for a prank?

Continue...

>"MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER?!"
I’ve lost all sympathy

...

clearly blowing the baloon but well written user

lipstick

why the fuck?

...

DUBBA DUBS SPEAK THE TRUTH

BUUUUUUUUUUMPPP

>Impact font meme
>in current year

>Loli tells principal he was trying to abuse her
>I say the same thing
>Mike is crying and in panic
>His mom comes by the office, picks him up and the day continues
>Lil bitch starts to talk to me
>"Hey user, thanks for saving me"
>You're welcome Valerie"

>labial

You’re a bad person, OP.

did you fuck her later

Lipstick, labial, call it whatever you want, fags

its a labello

oh god please tell me you tapped that rofl

And then you start to date her and this is your master vengeance... Yeah.
This isnt alpha. This is you being a terrible friend and a huge asshole.
And a terrible liar.
Sounds like something happend in your days at colege and you just think about it for some time, erasing the parts you didnt like and creating some new that makes you feel better about everything like thats what you realy think that should have happen.

More this is very entertaining

god user ur writing is so good. im stroking my 18 inch dick to this story

>Time passes, and I start to date her
>lifesgood.jpeg
>Mike seems to be shunned by everyone, even by Chris
>He's hated, and I'm praised
>I'm justice

Thanks for your time, faggolas, also stop crying about me saying labial, I get it, it's lipstick,

Aaaand later that night they fucked.

This story is terrible, Seriously sounds like a daydream from a boring class or something. It sounds like Mike does the same shit you do with more success and that's why you dislike him

Not bad. Thanks.

Nudes plz, or its all bullshit.

This guy get it.

Heh, anybody with a brain could have made the connection between the first prank and the main event.

good story

>Total Weeb
>I'm praised
Hmm

OP is a tard that wals with the tard group. Dont you get it?

what country?

This.

Aswer that one OP.

>Lol I'm the most alpha of all the betas! I am justice!
Sounds like OP is user, mike and the tard all rolled into one

Thats what i think when i read most of these tard stories...
>posting on /b
>happens to be around tards enough to write a story
>totally not a tard

Yep.

put me in the screens

I live in a shithole in Central America

OP is a terrible liar and should feel ashamed.

But I'm justice

Totally keking my ass off.

Not bad

There ya go fuckbois

Heck yeah boy, hope this tale gets narrated

mfw the only person put in screens is the one faggot who asked for it