Hey b

Hey b,
I’m going to be having sex for the first time in 4 years next week. Have any tips for a guy who hasn’t done it in ages?
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remember to put your peenor in her vagooper

Get some Viagra or Cialis.

tell her you love her and blow your load in 12 seconds chicks dig it

Ask her to marry you afterwards.

Fap the night before and focus on your breathing.

prepare for muscle hangover
chances are high that the muscles you need have atrophied

grunt a lot

I mean _a lot_

*before

curt your penis, it help you to be more active

Oh yeah man, things have changed in 4 years.
If you aren't doing somersaults off the tip of a tsunami in to her vag, you don't know SHIT about sex.
Sure hope you have been practising your swimming.

Cry a lot. Girls think it's sexy.

Bite her clitoris

Get off this board and don't post on it again. Also get cancer and die.

take a shit on her chest. you've been out of the game awhile, but it pretty much counts as foreplay now.

You gotta get her pregnant to make sure she says yes.

>Hey b,
>I’m going to be having sex for the first time in 4 years next week. Have any tips for a guy who hasn’t done it in ages?
>Pic unrelated
Dont kid yourself, you'll never get it up on the first hookup

Thanks for some actual advice!

Definitely don't get it in your head that you can't get an erection. Because then you'll start thinking about your erection and then struggle to maintain your erection. Don't start to stress about how hard it can be to maintain your erection either, don't want to not be able to get hard. It sure would be a shame if you couldn't get an erection. Just don't think about it though you'll be fine.

She knows it’s my first time in a while and she’s willing to be patient, go multiple times ect. I have had oral sex in the past four years and haven’t had any issues. Just first time I’m actually fucking in a while.

Who is that noodley cunt in the background?

Aren’t my pics, just some pics from Sup Forums I saved. Assume it’s student accommodation or some shit