/tennis/

Gentlemen
10:15 Wawrinka (1) - Zeballos
10:15 Ferrer (27) - Schwartzman
10:15 Seppi - Muller (24)
11:30 King - Goffin (8)
11:30 Berdych (10) - Rublev
11:30 Querrey (22) - Robredo
11:30 Lorenzi (32) - Mannarino
13:00 Jaziri - Lopez (31)
13:00 Isner (18) - Bellucci
13:30 Federer (4) - Tiafoe
14:30 Kukushkin - Bautista-Agut (14)
14:30 Kuznetsov - Karlovic (17)
14:30 Coric - Thiem (6)
14:30 Lu - Zverev (16)
16:00 Kyrgios (12) - Dzumhur
19:00 Haase - Del Potro

Dames
10:10 Tomljanovic - Safarova
10:10 Pavlyuchenkova (17) - Mattek
12:00 Muguruza Blanco (6) - Zhang (30)
13:00 Strycova (15) - Cepelova
13:00 Radwanska (5) - Lucic (26)
15:30 Flipkens - Cibulkova (4)
16:00 Putintseva (27) - Pliskova (2)
21:30 Cirstea - Wozniacki (12)

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_–_Men's_Singles
twitter.com/SporTV/status/845647713760788480
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for KyrGOAT

Welcome to Crandon Park

>tfw watching tennis sober

I know probably nobody remembers and even less are interested but some time ago I said that I found Konjuh's pornstar Doppelgänger. At that time I forgot the name and couldn't recall it until recently.

So, here it is. She shoots pornography under the stage name Leah Gotti. Ebjoy or ignore!

Based mugu coming up next

Look nothing alike

not that similar looking

>Wimbledon fina
>Stan vs kyrgios
>5th set
>Kyrgios up a break
>change over
>Stan: nick sorry to tell you bro but kokkanikis banged your girlfriend
>kyrgios shakes off the banter and servebots his way to the win and then invites kokki to bang vekic on center court in front of stan

who /mugu/ here?

>Ferrer dead
>Simon dead
>Murray dead
>Djokovic dead

Is it finally the end of boring pushers?

Based Stan

>Stan
>Wimbledon final
Stopped reading right there.

yeah, I probably pcked the two worst photos. You can google it, they look really very alike especially eyes, nose and mouth

What do you drink hans?

good post
Leah Gotti >>>>>> Konjuh
they look nothing alike 2bh

They don't look alike and the pornstar has retired

rip Ferrer

you had a good run

this

I'm from the freak city in Germany that prefers cider over beer

F E R R E R
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I'm pretty sure that what I drank doesn't even come close to what you have there, but it tasted too mild for me.

roflol @ (You)

It's just fermented apple juice. About the same vol% than beer.

a big problem is that she did IR which Konjuh would never consider

>do BLACKED once
>retire

gee, I wonder why this is...

She looked like one of those girls that actually enjoyed doing IR too.

None of the pornstars enjoys it. maybe the sluts like Kagney Lynn Karter or Sophie Dee who were engaged with a black dude, but that's it. Most of the girls do it for the higher paycheck and think "it won't be that bad".

>unironically caring about/looking into the lives of pornstars
Kys

She dated some black pornstar. I heard she got an restraining order against him later, kek.

But Mia Khalifa is a sports "journalist" now

>I literally suck dick for money but it's somehow worse if it's a black guy

not even porn stars are dumb enough to actually think like this

...

Meine schwarze freund

Can't wait for Wimbledon
>GOAT grass tennis
>smoking da finest
>drinking cider in the sun
>EBAM brings tennis home for the 3rd time

...

The comeback is ON.

netpost: The two very hard metal posts that hold up the
net. (You’ll find out exactly how hard they are if you ever run
into one.) If your shot hits one of the netposts during play and
bounces in your opponent’s court, the shot is good.

passing shot: A forehand or backhand you hit past an
opponent when she stands at the net.

groundstrokes: Your basic forehand and backhand
strokes.

grip: The way you hold your racquet. You can choose from
three standard grips in tennis: the eastern, continental, and
western grips.

>kyrshit
>wimby final
Stopped reading right there, epic memester

more like

>not even pornstars are stupid enough to ignoing the stats about the way higher numbers of STDs in blacks

Besides, it's not only that they have higher rates of STDs. The porn is also shot in a fashion that also is more likely an infection.
Also, the people in this type of porn is the utter scum of mankind. Just like the stories you heard of James Dean and now much much worse and lot more people involved.

Seriously, I can understand it. It's not racist to refuse to shoot with blacks.

Why is Berdych even playing anymore. He's bound to exit after the QF or SF max.

You have to go back to kc

Ok m8 I'll bow to your superior knowledge of black dick

swear down German autists need to be banned from /10is/ desu this is getting ridiculous

>German autists
nice oxymoron

Not an oxymoron but a redundant phrase

ye, my bad i meant the opposite

I just state the fact but if you refuse to accept the truth you can keep on living in you bubble of projections.

I don't even know where this is.

THIS!

Pleonasm

this posts screams insecurity
did ur mum get knocked by Jamal, Hans?
everyone but the German threadposter

You're killing me with that pic, OP. Fucking bastard

reminder to put the wikipedia bracket link in the next OP
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Miami_Open_–_Men's_Singles

The German spergop is the worst desu

The autism experienced yesterday all because dfw was the image on the new /tennis/, mind you, started earlier than his, was just pathetic

It's dead

Still better than phoneposting American posters

>stilly salty your shit thread died

Disagree. The michaels are alright. You'll find it a joy in time

Everyone agreed that you made the worst OP in /tennis/ history.

>blacked consumers mad at the German for pointing out the truth

Wasn't me mate.

But, multi threading fucking tennis just because you don't like the op is just sad senpai

I think Seppi has a mental problem with Tie Breaks

posts of truth

SeeAnd I think you started another one too, like 20 minutes later, which is even more sad

Fucks wrong with you wastes?

I actually agree, multithreadding is /cric/-tier and we already hve to deal with it 1 slam a year.

That Thread OP was pure shit though.

>I rate Enfield Tennis Academy

>applying statistics to reality is insecurity
yeah, sure faggot.

>did ur mum get knocked by Jamal, Hans?
no, this would presuppose that Jamal gets to fuck white women which isn't the case. It's been a pleasure to clear this up for you, Abdul al-Quq.

MUGURUZA MATCH COMING UP LADS

Leah Gotti's retired already? That's a huge shame, her tits were immaculate

I'd love her to sit on my face after the match - there'd be more interesting smells there than when you walk through an airport duty-free.

Rubulev looks like Zverev with straight hair

Reminder that this man is currently the best Tennis player in the world at 35

When the brazilian network "SporTV", which owns the exclusive right to air all male tennis championships on national territory, decides to air the Brazilian League of Legends Championship instead of Miami tennis

When the network says it will create a channel called "SporTV 4" to air the Miami games but they actually don't

>mfw when they don't care about airing something they have the exclusive right to air just because fucking LoL attracts more viewers

>mfw when i can't see GOATerer playing because some fucking nerds wanna watch a fake sport that can be watched on Twitch anyway

FUCK THIS BEANER COUNTRY THAT DOESNT HAVE TASTE

I'm watching it on Sportv right now.

Same shit here. I have to watch via pay tv. At least we are going to vote to abolish the national television soon.

sup reddit

Go to bed Del potro

A few years ago, german TV almost exclussively showed WTA. Then, they "invested" more money and now I can almost only watch ATP shit.

What is your provider? Mine is NET

They said "SporTV 4 will be on Premiere 8 channel" but NET doesn't have Premiere 8, it goes up to 7 only.

There are people on Twitter complaining, as seen here:

twitter.com/SporTV/status/845647713760788480

Sky.

They only play the slams here and the last final days of IW

I can't believe that even a place as advanced as Switzerland would go through this. It is unnaceptable.

Don't get me wrong here, when i say "network" it's because it's a bunch of sport channels, but it's not free tv, it's cable. I'm paying and i still can't watch.

I wouldn't mind ATP all day

they are smelling the Zverev customer moonies

>paying for cable to watch tennis
>paying for cable to watch tennis when you can stream it for free

yeah, the people in charge are eternal goofballs. First they switched to WTA because they thought the chance of a new german top player was higher in women's tennis. Then they switched back to ATP short before Kerbe started to BTFO everyone.

I like my tennis to not look like bigbang background radiation

>King
more like queen pmsl

No decent channel cares about WTA.

Tennis isn't popular to begin with and women tennis is much less viewable than ATP.

Bring on TMF already

soon

Who is player in OP image?

jesus she's so fucking ugly

judging by the hairy muff, I'd say MaSha

No she never had hair style like that. Never bangs

Here is me lunch

>Medical timeout MUGU
Oh no

Just got back from me haircut, how bad is she today?

I spun the wheel of fortune, and this is what i got.

>importing Käsespätzle
It's just the German version of Mac&Cheese, don't fall for the "authentic german" jew.

Delet this

>implying I was talking about the hair on her head

As good as yesterday

Meinten Sie "Älplermagronen"?

It's literally tastes better and is about the same price because of based aldi

lel, has somebody does this whit other players?

I knew what hair you were talking about but my point still stands

...

>Berdshit wins