ITT: Celebrities you think would be amazing in bed

ITT: Celebrities you think would be amazing in bed

I'll go first.

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You think a feminist would be great in bed? Have fun with that rape charge when she changes her mind.

Absolute beast

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I imagine her being very wooden and inexperienced.

I hear he’s amazing

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You sound like a virgin with rage

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>14 year old

> so desparate he would risk fucking a feminist
> has the nerve to call somebody else a virgin

She would just lay there

she might let you do whatever you want, but you would be doing all the work

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lacey

I would make sure of it.

Heard he has a huge cock

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i was about to say the same

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she has got to be a freak

Did Alabama win?

I heard she loves deepthroating

yes

Who is that?

You know this bitch is fucked up

would like to work that

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>fucked up

Nope.

She just has a media consultant that was damn well worth the money.
She's prefabricated, just like Madonna in the 80s/90s.

Fisting and everything

LOL

im sure he goes both ways hes a greedy fuck, but i do hope male actors come out and tell their story

Fuck off bill

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This one for sure.

Lucky prick Offerman gets to pound this every night. Their tweets to each other pretty much verify that she's ready to go anytime.

you mean regulary reoccuring?

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right on!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

both of them

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I don't know man. Russell Brand said that she was the worst sex he'd ever had.

Say what you want about the guy but he's probably had his share of women. Besides, any man that identifies his "worst" can pretty much guarantee she's doing SOMETHING wrong.

I know my "worst" right off the bat. Couldn't give head for shit, laid there with her arms above her head, kissed like a wide-mouth bass and worst of all I never came both times I fucked her.

Worst goddamn fuck of my 32 years on this planet.

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Moar Hathaway nudes!!

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Rey is bae

Where my fellow bongs at?

tfw no succubus gf

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I think he has fucked a lot of women just because he's a celebrity, not because he knows how to use his tool... he's ugly as fuck, he probably was amazed by a lot of cum-thirsty fans but, when he met a celebrity herself, he was probably unable to figure out how to satisfy a woman

Do e-celebs count?

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This.

Pure lust this woman.

Helen Mirren too, still gorgeous, would totally hit her.

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I think their roles in Parks and Rec are pretty based in their real life.

She is SO FUCKING HOT.

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Bai Ling can take it in any hole

I don't know. Aside from wanting cum on her face, she seems pretty vanilla to me.

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Those ones seem to be so boring in the bed man.

She could beat the shit out of me any day of the week.

Very likely has too

I bet she loves to punch and bite in bed.

I imagined the same thing too.
I don't think I could stay hard for too long considering how literally mousey she looks. Dead fishesque too.

Alphas display their dominance to both genders, it happens all the time in the wild.

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Wow. I literally have bigger pecks then she has tits. And I'm a somewhat fit skinnyfag.

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Maddie is a virgin.

Roll tide!

Nah. She'd be the cliche, pretty, prep girl. Just lays there and expects you to do all the work

and her sister too...

Roll Tide

Yup, oral skills plus big titties

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Dumping potential candidates

Because she is so tiny and flexible

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how do you know? also. she is flexy

Madmen boner

She's probably very shy in bed, but amazing

Brie brie

For a woman in her mid-sixties, she doesn't look half bad

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>Both Bries

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It's not my bag I'd rather make happy fun Ren Ware but for the same cost in materials and time I can sell that crap to freaks

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I goofed

Both of them.