What's b's opinion on Scientology?
What's b's opinion on Scientology?
our last great hope for eternal life and massive earth debt
buncha morons
buncha republicans.
Scam for free money from rich dumbasses
it was more of a hippie thing back in its heyday
>scientoLOGy
Buncha dumbocrats.
It's just as much a scam as any other religion
*tips fedora*
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I would think the answer to this is pretty clear?
underrated post
It is pretty much my generic opinion on everything. I think people should be able to do whatever they want and believe in whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. I know that Scientology doesn't fall into the "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else" category so that complicates things.
they believe all of life's problems are because you've got the souls of aliens stuck to you
aliens that were blown up in a nuclear war millions of years ago
hahaha
enough
if Islam can exist then do can Scientology
Constant spam is underrated now?
You really must be brain damaged.
All religions are science fiction.
At least this ones up front about it.
google narconon
How do you think they got their hooks into Travolta, Cruise, etc? Cocaine and other "street drugs"
like Mormonism but with more sci-fi
Where are these people?
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Pretty chill guise. Open minded.
no different from any other creation myth
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Money cult
You need to read up more. Mormoism is silly; Scientology is a malicious cult.
Chek'd
Davis Miscavige here. Delete this thread or you will all be marked as SP.
i like you
Come and get me.
no
Thanks brother. Please report to sea org.
Squirrel busters have been dispatched.
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Hello newfag.
>what is chanology?
ITT we raid scientology sites/celebs
>Chanology 2.0
Bring forth the lulz
>practitioner of black magic and drug abuser
Hold the fuck up, we've got a bad ass right here.
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looks like my ship finally came in, can't wait to meet lord xenu
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wait how tf are police denied entry to somewhere coming from an emergency call. 160 TIMES.
This is libelous and you will be hearing from our lawyers.
You doubt me? What do you think I am? Some fucking OT VI?
We welcome you brother. Don't forget to cut Shelly a check on the way in.
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Let’s fuck with them
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On a scale of 1 to down syndrome:
How likely do you think it is that scientologists browse an anarchy and porn ridden board like Sup Forums?
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Yep. Drug addicted movie stars. L. Ron really chose his targets very wisely, got to hand it to him. These are exactly the types of weak minded rich people who'd get involved in a money siphoning cult.
scientologist for ants
You cannot fathom the powers of Sea Org. We monitor the internet 24/7 for the text string "Scientology".
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The OSA has operatives who regularly browse the entire Sup Forums in search of any mention of Scientology.
>user
>Sup Forums
>proxies
>IPs are cheap
>0 fucks given
1: they are not here
2: of they are here they literally have no power here
Sure thing m8, because that's something a follower of scientology would totally admit.
>implying
pics or it didn't happen.
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It's extremely disappointing that it even exists; it's a poor reflection on humankind.
yeah cuz christians muslims and jews are really holding it down
It should be common knowledge that we protect the image of our church from SPs.
You're not going to bullbait me.
It must be terribly frustrating to not be able to jump across the table and kick all our asses.
Stealing a religious con
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Obvious cult is obvious.
die.
if it includes aliens. GTFO
nigga what
Those rumors are entirely false. Keep that up and I will send you to Gold Base.
>mfw
Bump
You mean the RPF at PAC.
>YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS, AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES.
>Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
>religion created by a sci-fi writer who, in his previous book, stated that the best way to make money off of people was through religion
seems legit
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Shitty sci-fi personality cult turned tax dodge.
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Moar
It's as legitimate of a religion as all the other ones.
I went to narcanon lol
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>99
may be a good place for people to make worthy connections
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Ask me anything
They will help us kill the democrats off when the revolution comes, but they are not to be trusted, and will almost certainly turn on us like Stalin was about to, forcing us to preemptively attack them and look like the bad guys. Therefore we have no choice but to destroy them completely and decisively when the opportune moment comes.
Astros or Yankees?
About what?
I've always enjoyed that this was Anonymous's first score, dumping every single Scientology document. saved some fucktards from paying $400000 dollars just to learn about Xenu, the magnificent Xenu.
though I heard that some scientfagolists have blackmailed some fox executives from ever showing the South Park Xenu episode ever again? That episode was 100% based on actual wording from official documents, and it was hysterically funny
I prefer the Catholic Church. At least we put effort into building a nice HQ
sure you do
Mike Rinder has been in the public eye a while buddy he's on Leah Remini's show, you live under a rock or is this just an old image?
which reminds me of a personal interaction, a weird one..
in the 2000's (2008? 2009?), they ran a series of commercials, with the tagline of "this is Scientology" or something like that, showing 'normal people doing normal stuff' (and not imprisoned inside hq doing 100 hour workweeks of menial tasks)
at the end of one of the commercials, they had this cute 20 something white girl with curly hair, and she could do this "thing"
she could stare at camera (or your eyes), and suddenly do a "burst" of brightness into your face (probably imprinting Xenu on your corneas or some shit). It was fucking real!
how do i know?
this chick interned at Fox studios at century city, and i was a coder, and walked into Yakatomi towers (fox bldg), and she was visiting some archive dept.. she was in office of work friend, i said "Hi". and then she did that flash RIGHT AT ME, sonufabitch, i instantly recognized her from tv commercial, and she slimed me, or whatever that xenu flash was.
still cool memory thinking of it...
It's an old image. And I should have specified to whom I was referring