Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time

>Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time
How do you react?

"how much did you pay for her?"

Good job son !

snatch that fucking wig off her head

I hang him like all these niggers.

Nice to meet you. You two stand still there for a minute while I get my camera.

That's a strange long camera dad!

communicate with her in ebonics

Kek

"Statistically speaking your offspring will be genetically well off and more beautiful." I don't actually approve but if I open with this there's no way she's sticking around.

Ask for sloppy seconds

"Ever been cucked before, son?"

Rape left, marry right.

ten bananas!

Be friendly
>"I like niggers. Nice to meet you"

Wow, i have a son?

What's his power level, Vegequia?

Sheeeeeit.. u don't EVEN wanna know, daddy.

In that case.. AHHHHHH

...

I must go all out!

AHHHHHhhhh

Not so fast!

FINALLLLLL

OH shit the cat can go Super Saiyan!

KAAAA MEEEE...

FLASHHH!

HAAAAA MEEEE

HAAAA!

>mfw gf is black

Hm.. what do we have here, Catkarot?

I hate to be left out of the fun.. hehehe

Fair play kid, she's fucking hot

I wonder if they would like a golden shower.. of pain

Congratulate him as hes brought home free help and you can always put her family to work so winner winner

OH fuck - look out guys! It's Refrigerator and Catkarot coming this way!

Not so fast, Frigidaire!

CUCKKK BLASTTT

You sir are a genius

>Who the fuck are you? My son, bullshit. Show me a paternity test.

What the fuck Krillin? Ouch Oof

tell him that slave girls are fun, but lock up the silverware.............

"We're on to you. We know who you are, so you'd better come with us right now!"

I say fuck that guy for having a hot girlfriend.

Hi nice to meet you.

/thread

Try picking on someone your own size, Krillin. Oh, wait..

Wanna know how I got these scars? I liked to play with capsules. Bulma didn't like that. not.. one.. bit. one day I had a. capsule for a small car in my mouth, and she pressed the button on her remote.

the capsule expanded and ripped open my mouth, like I am going to rip apart that asshole.

Not if I have anything to say about it, Jokester.

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Tell him to put that dirty ape outside

Plant cotton.

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I'd be happy for him. I'm Asian and my wife is black so, yeah.

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hi how are you

Her lips are so big, does it even get in her mouth?

GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK COCK THREADS FAGGOT
SO YOUR SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE WE GET IT
FUCK YOU YOUR A FAGGOT FUCK OFF YOU ARE CANCER SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

I dont get it. Is the camera his gun? Or is it his dick?

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>If she's pretty
"Oh she's beautiful son!" Have you been on a date yet?

>If she's shit-tier [6 or below]
"FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT GHEY SHIT

come now you're joking with old nazir
born of the sands of the mighty alikir

why would his dick be shining a laser on her forehead?

precision cumshot

As long as my son doesn't bring home any poor girlfriends I'm ok

>/threads own post

Only worth 3/5 points though

Ohhh! Hadn't expanded the pic. Am on clover. Thanks.

pull him aside ask if they've fucked yet. if they have ask if he wore a condom. if they didn't then just tell him about abortion options.

if he says no. explain to him that he can do better than her. tell him to use her until he can find someone better and not to have any nigger babies..

true story one time my friend was dating a half black girl. I was like oh so she's mualado and he was really pissed off. I acted like i didn't know it was a bad term

Woah woah woah,whadya think yer doing boy?, get that nigger outtahere!

Oh my god what did I miss?