Be me

>be me
>24yo kissless virgin
>social anxiety
>no friends
>no self-esteem
>depressed
>€40k on bank
>want to kill myself

how would you spend the money Sup Forums?

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Travel alone, that might change your mindset and you might actually get over your social anxiety and fears. Don't look back, don't think about it, just go somewhere far away for a month and do whatever the fuck you wanna do.

If that doesn't change your mind about life, at least you'll have enjoyed a trip.

hookers. At least you wouldn't be a virgin fag anymore

Rent a suit and try to get a job

Send me a couple hundred. You'll make my week.

travelling, that sounds great if you're hipster and extravert. Me travelling would look like me being alone on a hotel room lol

i have a job, kinda, internet stuff i made the money with

how fucking poor do you need to be to have your week made by receiving a couple of hundred bucks

Make a pile of money and kill yourself on it. Would make for a good conversation as to why you did it when they found you.

how the fuck have you not kissed a girl LOL

40k in the bank and kissless? come on user. Just get some girls. More than one, and hot as fuck, maybe a trannie to fuck one of them too.

Expend the fucking money already man.

I had serious social anxiety issues before I went out and travelled alone. All you gotta do is stay at hostels (its cheaper anyway) and people will literally come up to you asking if you wanna see some shit together all the time.
I did Japan- Vietnam-cambodia and north thailand. It was the best 3 months of my life, just go crazy on the luxuries, it's dirt cheap anyway

For only 40k you can follow me step-on-step in my daily life!
I do guarantee you, being part of my life will make you overthink your own life and you will be happier with whatever you got.
100% success

1. Buy Bitcoin
2. HODL
3. 6 Years from now be 30 with 1,000,000 in bitcoin.
4. Pay to fuck different women every night for the next year.
5. Kill yourself.

im the same except younger and no money so spend it on a good time I guess, whatever your definition of that is

Well I'm 18 , fucked 6 times already and I'm happy.

If you could send me 100$ on PayPal, would be awesome.

And I could provide you some tips and nudes. ;)

Education?

send me money it would totally cheer you up

not that user but I literally have no money or income so $10 would make my day. all about perspective

Fuck you and shut up.

And you... I insult you and everything you hold dear. You are SCUM listen to that.

Here's what you do faggot.

Since you're such a pathetic fucking loser, I'm guessing you're fucking fat. Go hire a personal trainer to get your fat ass into decent shape. It'll take a few months. Ask him/her to make you a keto diet plan, and then try to stick to the plan instead of failing more.

After you've lost weight, take some of that money and go buy some nice clothes. It's getting cold, so nice $100 jeans that fit you, a couple nice sweaters, and decent shoes.

Then, go travel around a bit. Since you have the money, go hit some of those fag places around Europe. Maybe go visit some nice pubs. In fact, that's your mission. Lose weight, get nice clothes, go explore different pubs around Europe and try different beers. Become a connoisseur. That gives you an interesting conversation starter to some people.

After you've made a few friends, start looking around to date. Fucking loser.

Do something that is only for you.
You can get either woman, learn a new skill in something, do a world travel, whatever.
You'll sure find something.
Find something that fulfills YOU. Only YOU! YOUR mind!

Got any "dumb" dreams? Stuff that other ppl or some bad voice in your mind tell you it's not worth doing it. DO IT!

>be me
>39yo single
>social anxiety
>no friends
>no self-esteem
>depressed
>108 Bitcoin in safe
>want to kill myself

how would you spend the money Sup Forums?

What are the steps to actually making friends, your explanation has a huge gap there, you reeking asshole.

U mad virgin boi?

Proof of btc balance

I bet that's what you wish every night in bed before you cry yourself to sleep.
You still can't get friends. Looser.

Would you mind sending me 0.5 BTC? Please

You'll just have to trust me, the BTC is in paper wallets and I haven't touched them in ages. To get proof I'd have to scan them and I don't keep them around the house.
Why would I do that, for 0.5BTC I can get 3 top class hookers to suck my ass for a week

I don't want your worthless input. You are a burden and a parasite to this world.

>24yo

i stopped reading here. you have time and aren't dying? go make something of yourself

Easy. When you start learning beers and find some you love, keep going to the same bar/pub. Get chummy with the bartender, especially if it's one of those microbreweries where some nerd started brewing his own beer.

Then as new people come in, make recommendations. Unless you're 100% socially fucked, you just start a conversation. Eventually you'll spot the regulars - keep talking with them. Ask if they want to explore different breweries with you sometime. Don't come off like a mega-faggot and you'll make friends.

Follow this advice.
The desperate loneliness you will experience by travelling alone will force you into social situations that will benefit you immensely. Seriously people at hostels are so fucking friendly it's DIFFICULT not to make friends.

With that kind of money and social retardation i'd recommend 3 months abroad MINIMUM. Stay at hostels, trust me after a week you'll be fucking flirting with everyone. Don't get attached to one person or one group, keep moving.

Near the end of your trip come up with a master plan of how you are going to deal with life. Chose a career path, do an apprenticeship, get involved with a high skilled hobby. Don't fuck around any longer man.

Btw i'd recommend SEA..Indonesia, vietnam, cambodia etc for travelling as it's cheap and alot of young people are hostel hopping

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I don't know how they can. If you don't kiss a girl, then a girl kisses you.

Get a sex change. Preferably keep the dick. Go in to porn.

Nigger you're dumb

I tried that once.

I was literally the only person there who had come alone, nobody wanted to talk to a stranger.

Do this. Sounds wise af!

You damn racist, watch what you say.

Gr8 b8 m8

Then you fucked up. You don't just walk up to a random group and try to join in, you have to wait for the timing.

Good example: group of people are wondering what beer to try. You ask, "Have you guys tried X? That one is really good." People like people that give recommendations.

Even better, find the newbie-newbies and help them. That way you can chat it up with them.

nice meme.

You're an experienced pro trole memer, I'm impressed

I'd fix my car, then buy some pot. I'm fucked without my car.

Fuck off, faggot.

C'mon man, I need that money

Implying b yards know or care about bitcoin.

Back to biz got we have work to do

Then I hope you OD on pot and die

I can't believe you would actually admit to criminal behavior on here when every post is archived and assigned to your personal record by the NSA

My dick aint gonna suck itself

Yes yes yes , keep crying fucking faggot while we fuck girls for you ;)

Make me, you're weak and you're a failure

I told you to shut up.
Every word that comes out of your mouth is a waste of oxygen

High end hooker

Lay down the keto shit dude. Every fucking day. How the fuck do you get your vitamine? Pills. Ok, enjoy cancer. 4:1/3:1/2:1 ratio? This is stupid. If you dont have seizures, which cannot be threated with medication, just stop. Its what i do for a living. Maybe take this advise for yourself.

Op just buy a good car and a dog and get some tattoos.

Bitches love good cars and dogs and tattoos.

Live for the Purge
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Just a small amount ? :((

Ohh we got a mad virgin faggot over here.

Sucks for you I'm going to get laid next Monday

So the douche starter pack?

No thanks, I think those people should all be shot

Finish eating my ass hair and the bitcoin will be on the dresser

I hope I OD on pot and die too, user. Die high, why cry?

Is this postsarcasm?

Keep up with the lies. A dog turd has more value than you.

Honestly just skip the blowing 40 quid part, buy 4 yards of tubing, and off yourself in the garage. You're just as fucking annoying as the shitstains on here OP. Hope you go through with it. For everyone's sake

"Sucks for you I'm going to get laid next Monday"
-virgin

Gross

Yeah, you hide behind your anonymous posts. You're damn luck that you're anonymous, for now.

I haven't had a need to do keto because I'm not a fatty. However, I helped one of my friends lose about 40 pounds in a couple of months on Keto and it was good for him.

You're fucking retarded if you think you can't get all of your nutrition from a keto plan. And seriously, you're not going to get cancer from taking a good multi for a few months, faggot.

Look at your arguments, such a failure at life , one good reason for you to be lonely

>for now

h-hullo, cyber police?? i'm not safe

Says the pornstar

YOU are the failure asshole.

Deny it all you want but inside you know it's true.

Again, FUCK YOU. I mean it.

Good bait OP, you got these fags

ITT: Faggot OP who's ugly af and have a micro penis

lol how did you know?

are hostels in Japan cheap? it seems to be way more expensive than Thailand/Vietnam

lol 'next Monday'. How much are you paying your tranny hooker to fuck your mouth, faggot?

I could lie yeah , but I'm not. Sorry if it makes you mad .. just facts :)

pepe posters are pathetic, very low on the Sup Forums totem pole

>have 40k in bank
If you have a stable job dude just go on vacation, learn another language, get some friends, fuck a prostitute.

Found you on gay categories

Fuck off biz

>PEPE POSTERS

What are your hobbies? Are you healthy/in shape? Do you cook your own meals?

I was depressed for a long period of time and I swear this is my best way to get out of the depression.

Tomorrow (Sunday) wake up at 10 AM, shower and shave whatever facial hair you have. Look up the best breakfast restaurant in your area or your favorite and go eat there. While eating start writing a grocery list, think of what that meal you are about to eat needs to be able to cook it, do this with more of your favorite meals, make that list HUGE. After finishing breakfast go to the grocery and buy everything on that list, stock your fridge with vegatables, meats, canned goods, everything. Then go home and put all the food away. Then leave your house again and go get your hair cut by a relatively expensive ($30~) barber/stylist. I'm betting you spend most of your time in your home and don't often like leaving to drive places/be out in public/order food a lot. The key to breaking this mindset is to get out as often as possible, walk through that front door and get in your car and drive somewhere as often as possible. If you can do it twice tomorrow; going to breakfast and grocery then home then back to haircut then home you will be off to a good start.

Then look up some things you would enjoy eating for dinner and learn to cook them. Cooking is so great. The feeling of accomplishment when you cook a bomb ass meal and sit down to eat it is comparable to taking Opiates IMO. Also this comes in handy down the line when you meet a girl. Girls are like dogs, they keep coming back to the hand that feeds them.

I'm not going to keep typing because I doubt you will do any of this but trust me you are 39 years old, ask yourself if you really want to live the same way for the next 11 years and be 50 and the same or start changing your ways now and loving life by then.

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

Let me know if you need anymore help.

Wrong. You're too stupid to remember any facts that aren't listed in the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

Now write up another cute little reply to me like the predictable dumbass I know you are.

-the virgin,

You forgot your signature

>pepe posters

what are you, fucking gay?

Shrek is more pathetic then pepe even

Spend the money to improve your quality of life.
Get an education(if you want)
Get possessions that will continue to serve you in the future(comfy bed, nice desk, nice couch)
Maybe go travel if you've existed in a small social sphere
and fund whatever hobbies you like.

Takes one to know one you hungry cockgobbler

Was that your best joke ? Kek

lol youre the one who seems mad. rejected by a loser makes you a omega level loser.good job op youre not the biggest faggot in this thread.

Agreed

Nice job, I knew you'd have to reply.
Your inferior brain demands it of you.

No do it again slave.

Oh and you can afford proffessional counselling, so do that.
Do you like getting solid advice that will improve your life and make coping with your hardships more attainable?
Yeah, proffessional counselling.

Fuck you asshole.

I'd make you shut up.

I'm not even mad , this is the daily Sup Forums posts.

Here's what you do, go to a bar near a college (to get the fresh, young girls and the virgin girls and the shallow "gimme money" hoes) and just buy all the cute ones drinks. Flash your money as much as you can until you strike up a conversation with one. Then take her back to your place, kiss her, fuck her, and then kick her out.

Probably travel, if you're not a complete fucking sperg you'll be forced into a few social situations that you'll benefit from

If you're going to kill yourself, make it cool enough to get on the news at least

Reply to me when you taste a pussy , faggot.