How do I get out of the National Guard?
How do I get out of the National Guard?
Jayden Baker
Jackson Turner
Kys
Isaac Cook
Shoot yourself in the foot.
John Morgan
Bullet - head
Ryder Brown
Fuck the shit out of that poodle in front of your CO.
Camden Roberts
Sneak out the back.
Adam Lee
Shoot at random cardboard boxes. When questioned/reprimanded, insist that you're sure Snake is in here somewhere and you're not taking any chances.
Dominic Lopez
Just a bullet in your fucking head
Robert Hall
Violently sexually harass your commanding officer.
Leo Reyes
Just tell them you're a doggo and it's all been a mistake.
Grayson Morris
Punch your 1SG, or Company Commander in the face. Claim depression.
Jayden Ortiz
serve out term
Cameron Howard
is that a carpet made of ramen?
Ethan Baker
rape something
Nathan Ramirez
suicide
Levi Parker
Become transgender
Adrian Gutierrez
Fuck someone in uniform. That someone is me. I can help.
Evan Parker
OMG that puppy is totes adorbs!
Samuel Collins
Fail your PT test and fail drug test....weed would be best.
Nicholas Johnson
underrated post
Julian Roberts
1 weekend a month, cant handle it? just keep sexually harassing your unit. you might go to the brig but at least you wont be bitching about a part time job limpdick
Hunter Diaz
Show me cock in uniform, now.
It will help your cause, friend.
Samuel Long
>Fuck the shit out of that poodle in front of your CO.
I second this motion. Can I get a third?