Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

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You have to learn how to be alone if you ever want to be happy.

Never trust anyone, even yourself.

Given enough time, all stories end in death.

Intelligence and happiness do not correlate

Dont fall in love with a girl who has a drug addiction

Shell never love you or herself any more than she loves her habit and one day, when you least expect it, shell betray you for it

>never marry
>never trust a homeless guy
>never go to a slipknot concert
>never underestimate the value of healthy knees
>never trust a kid to keep a secret

Sometimes fighting for what's right isn't right in the eyes of everyone else.

Pussy isnt worth half the trouble or money you go through to get it

>slipknot concert

Do tell

Do not lick 8yo pussy.

>never marry
>never trust a kid to keep a secret

I think I can guess why your wife left you.

All gypsies are toxic con artists. Especially this fucking faggot

no story.
it's just a shitty band.

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Never date a stripper.
Never fight an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

I thought this was common sense...? Also just stop at girl.
Because women are the worst. That's my life lesson. All women are trash in some way that's not worth your time

Don't ask former military to tell you about their experiences in combat if you want to continue respecting the military.

Don't immigrate to another country for love.

This is carve-in-stone truth.

t. 50yo and had my share

yeah this is the only legit advice here

Jesus Christ gives no fuck...

Elaborate

never have too good of a time or you’ll break your fucking ankle, kids

Even if it's their job to help and guide you, don't expect them to actually do it.
>also
"Family" will often do you just as bad, if not worse than, strangers. As such, don't count on them to always be there for you, and not really in it for themselves.

Gave 500€ to some niggers to get some weed. He disappeared with the money.
2 lessons learnt, I'm an idiot and all niggers are scums.

He probably bought it, was on the way to bring it to you, and got shot by police

Even if you worked hard at it for years, and wanted it more than life itself, always expect to be let down and be prepared to watch that same opportunity you spent years trying to obtain be simply 'given' to someone else who half-assed for it. Don't be surprised if that same someone is a 'friend,' and certainly don't be if that 'friend' suddenly stops talking to you after they've obtained what you both worked for (though you worked much harder).

Be ready to just....move on....

pretty much this.

I wish I'd spent more time alone - learned how to be the person I wanted to be, instead of looking to other people to make me happy.

wasted years in relationships with mediocre people - when I had real shit I needed learning.

What I learned the really hard way is that you can get addicted to heroin from smoking it. That you can have a real drug problem with "soft" drugs and alcohol. And that alcohol is just another drug.

Wasted too much of my life getting high, and then years fighting to stay sober.

be careful of what you make fun of. it isn't karma, but life sure has a sick sense of humor.

This

If she says she's on birth control, ask for some kind of proof.
Never get married if you're not 100% sure about the person.

>A flute with no holes is not a flute
>A donut with no hole is a danish

You should never ask anyone for anything. Never- and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself. They will make the offer and they will give of their own accord.

"There's a lot of fucked up shit going on in the world right now, but fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. If you're going to take away anything from tonight, please make it this: love everyone. And forgive everyone, especially yourself."
-Danny Sexbang in concert 2017

the capacity for someone to be ungrateful is infinite.

Don't wait for people to change-they won't.

Don't chase women. Make yourself valuable and let them chase you.

The pain of heading into the unknown, of facing your fears, of being rejected, of living, etc. are far outweighed by the pain of avoiding it out of fear and stagnating.

Never trust a fart

wtf happened at that slipknot concert??

1x10^oo this.

to never trust in anyone.

Dont drink and drive

Don't kick a gift horse in the dick

Slipknot played?

dont fuck with other peoples cars

dont drink and drive

or more accurately dont get caught doing the above

seize the moment

yagsvarrow?

Never make your own fingerbox out of glass.

Nick?

Some of us are meant to be alone until we die.

shut yo'r fookin mouth ya wanker, Oi slop my knot is a guud fookin band m8

On which?

>In mother Russia, just other day.
>Be me, walking on avenue.
>Think “I should take mother out of hospital for night.”
>Put on finest suit.
>Take mother to discotech for drink and dance.
>Discotech good time until many become afraid.
>Find out large powerful bear was in discotech, on dance floor, hurting people.
>Will not let mother die same way as father!
>Remove upper portion of suit.
>Walk to discotech dance floor.
>Challenge bear to fist of cuffs.
>Bear roars.
>I punch bear in throat, gut, and face.
>Overwhelm bear with my might and bear surrenders.
>Bear flees discotech.
>Everybody rejoice my victory.
>Mother, many other women from discotech and self go back to my home.
>We all drink, sex, and proclaim victory over bear until sun up.
>Desire to someday go to US of A to harm bears, drink vodka, and sex all the mothers and other women at discotechs!

Never take up an expensive hobby.

He was a shitty author but I will allow, his hair was magnificent.

Don't try beating Ravenholm with just a crowbar.

Dont pretend to be a girl online for a long time
It will fuck up your head

Carpe Diem

Basho. He was a funny guy.

Seattle?

>shitty author

Das dat nigga Pennywise from IT.

Nobody owes you anything. That includes happiness. You need to own that shit yourself.

Everyone is selfish (or have enlightened self-interest if you wish) - this doesn't make them bad people. You're exactly the same.

Love comes and goes like a cloud. Equally, you don't ever own anybody in this world, and they don't own you.

Fear is actually an important thing - it stops us from making mistakes, but equally it can paralyse us when we need to push past it.

When you're afraid of doing something - just remember, you can handle it...then act.

Life is short. You can waste some of it. But don't waste all of it. This becomes more obvious as you get older.

Never compare yourself to other people. Some will always be weaker, some stronger in various ways. Compare yourself to yourself and improve.

Equally, trying to one up other people and show them that you're better than them feels natural when you're confident and superior in certain ways - but it's ultimately pointless, counterproductive and weak. When you're truly on top form, you'll want to raise others up, not knock them down.

Drink more water.

This

Dont make exceptions. Especially if it's something you know you can't make.

murder is easier than convincing her to get an abortion

kek

That men shouldn't be emotional. Ever. Girls talk about how they want men to "open up" or "be emotionally available". When you are "emotional" it has to be faux emotion, playful, without truly opening up. Opening up emotionally to anybody is an affront to your own image.

White people can't be trusted.
All whites are racist.

Don’t loan money.
Especially friends

Trust is earned, not given

yeah, that'll cure his racism

Cutting off your penis won't get rid of aids.

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That college is a Jew trap

don't trust anyone at work or at home

Love yourself before you love others

Never trust a man named sandy.

Pics or it didn't happen.

never met a man called sandy

Money doesnt buy happiness.

I fucking hate my life

My struggles are because I don't have money. Be grateful faggot

never lie to the people you care about

its very likely you would be miserable even with a fat bank account.
some things money fix

Settling for less isnt always a bad thing.

This... And never trust a woman completely. I've never fucked a person over, not once, not ever. Got fucked over a bunch, though, and it sucks. So I learned to stop trusting. I guess normal life can work for some people, but it let me down. And now I'm paranoid as fuck, because the nicer people are to me, the less I trust them, it always feels like they want something from me. It doesn't help that I'm financially okay, because I'm always questioning if people like me for me, or because I have cool shit and go cool places. Never lend money,, either. Only lend it if you don't need it back.

Wat? How and why would you need to learn this the hard way?

there is no greater purpose to life, save that which you choose for yourself.

Never give money to anyone with just a promise of getting something in return.

This.

Shit is a huge, expensive pain in the ass.

fuck that gay jew

Yep, all of this.

Solid

Condoms don't do much to keep you form catching herpes.

money buys drugs, drugs give happiness. only people with no money say money doesn't buy happiness. people with money buy drugs.

bruh, i got 56k in the fucking bank, own my own home at 22, 2 cars, house full of guitars.
Fucking hate all of it.
I work 77 hours a week sometimes, not for the money. Just because i have nothing in my life. Might as well just work, when im at work at least i dont have to think. fucking regret. whatever, i had a dream where i was diagnosed with cancer. i todl nobody, not my parents, freind, no one. Just fucking rotted away till i passed away with no treatment.
I woke up, fucking disappointed. I go to bed every night hoping i dont have to wake up. too cowardly to just buy a fucking gun. so i fucking drone on just like always, fake a smile to the guys at work. try to act normal. they know, everyone knows,kll me

I was happier when I was alone.

Don't let your happiness depend on other people or things.

Don't compare yourself to other people, everyone is fucked up in some way but it may not be the same ways as you.

Everything has a balance.

don't get your balls anywhere near the inlet of a shop vac.

you are given a hand in life. work with it to the best of your abilities and dont play the victim or stay unhappy

Maybe you should marry one of your guy friends if you think all women are bad

Don't try and fix your own computer at 3:12 am before a college final