Anyone here understand Russian? I need two pics translated. Will dump nudes for reward

Anyone here understand Russian? I need two pics translated. Will dump nudes for reward

1/2

2/2

Yeah man fuck it, I'm taking russian, have a dictionary and websites and shit.

Lets see it.

Also need context, what's this all about?

This one says "Kiss her"

This one says "Peter the Great, I love to..."

And someone answered "Do drugs"

Wait... shit... it actually says "Petersburg, I love you to..."

And the answer is "Drugs"

Petterburg, not peter the great

I corrected it.

more like
"Petersburg, I love you for... drugs"

That makes more sense.

Fucking pronouns man, I hate how they can mean like six different things.

Why did I pick this for my language credit?

OP, dump those nudes, you got your answers.

this one

This is the best answer for picture #2.

OP, why did you need Russian memes translated?

A guy posted the first picture and this girl responded with second picture. Is it flirting?

where the nudes faggot

пиcя

Я нe знaю.

Why do you care? Where are the nudes? These are the important questions.

нeт

этo юмop

Sorry fam. Doesn't seem like flirting to me.

The guy says Peter doesn't give bad advice, and the chick says in response "Saint Petersburg, I love you for your... Narcotics" she just friendzoned this guy with a meme imo.

First dude seems like he speaks Google Russian.

Girl seems like a local, shutting down a tourist.

I'm just trying to learn russian

Forgot pic

I don't think she's friendzoning him. Why are they together on this pic?

Mнe нaдo пoeхaть в Poccию.

Cute.

Lol. Could be.

Bitches be crazy from the USA to Kathmandu.

>tfw no Russian gf

Just because a female takes a picture with a male, that doesn't meant that they're together, Sup Forumsro.

Her body language is reserved and not very friendly aside from her picture smile.

The guy looks like a tool imo.

That's the fucking truth.

I want to go to Moscow for work, and I think it would be great to meet a girl who could show me around, get me into clubs and whatever, but I figure they're just as likely to rob me.

Nah. You're more likely to contract a STD, depending on where you go, than being robbed tbh.

Bы живётe в Mocквe?

I'm a historian, specialize in the cold war. If I could get into those state archives I would be set for life. But while I'm there I want to have a good time too.

From what I remembered in college it means "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep"

If you think they aren't fucking than you are retarded

Russian women are the master race

нeт - aмepикaнcкий. A ты чyвaк?

>I'm a historian, specialize in the cold war.

That's neat. Have you got your visa approved?

Drop another nude and I'll tell you why

...

Я тoжe aмepикaнeц.

Not even close on the visa. Still in my undergrad. But some day, I hope.

Кpyт, кpyт

Yeah, I know that feeling. Are you taking Russian in a University?

Yes, although they discontinued our program, this is my last semester.

Russian isn't as popular as Spanish or French here.

No money to study a major world power.
Somehow we still have money for new football uniforms and gender studies classes though...

Okay

>they discontinued our program
>No money to study a major world power
> we still have money for...gender studies classes though

Why bother to live in a world where gender studies are more important than learning about another culture.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Stripe to wipe?

Churka

Are you OK?