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pedosota mild on collapse watch editon

That picture is pretty hilarious
Great thread

Good OP. First round sweep incoming for the mild.

who'll step up?

I disagree with this OP but agree with the timing. We don't all get what we want.

I just ate some smoked salmon that said do not sell or consume by: 2 months ago. I'll be fine right?

getzlaf's hairline

good thread

You'll die

>I was in Canada last summer visiting a friend from college
>on my way to his place I stopped at a Canadian Tire to see what it was all about
>as I was waiting to checkout i noticed holy fuck its Sidney Crosby in front of me
>he was buying a pack of gum and some XXL boxer briefs
>The young girl at the register rang up his purchase but accidentally gave him the wrong change
>she turned around to ask the manager to open the till but Sid had already jumped the counter
>he started mercilessly beating her repeating "where is my fuckin loonie skank, where the fuck is it?"
>the manager was profusely apologizing saying the girl will never work for him again
>after she lost a tooth he picked up it put it in his pocket and left
>he only grabbed the briefs, he tossed the pack of gum at her and said "Haha maybe you might want to wait to chew that"
>I saw him peel out of the parking lot in his lifted truck
They had some decent deals but sold a whole lot more than tires.

You'll be spending the majority of your evening feeling disgusted by the farts you'll release.. you'll be sitting on the toilet a lot too

fuggg
Well I work in 2.5 hours so that will be interesting. I didnt have much salmon, enough for maybe 6 crackers? I also had sauerkraut for lunch so it could be a long evening.

>Aho
>Skinner
>Lindholm
>Slavin
>Pesce
>Faulk
Are the Canes becoming elite?

yeah they are gonna do great things in quebuc

You ready to be eaten alive Avalunch?

>Sidney Crosby

Typical

I have a feeling coilers will hit double digits

You're living on the edge Amerifriend!

It's a shame that it's such a low budget team in general, they have sick potential.. A move to Quebec may be inevitiable at some point to improve the team as a whole

Reminder that Edmonton is the premier NHL destination for Finns to become elite

Don't believe me?

>Hagman
>Siltanen
>Kurri
>Tikkanen
>Pronger
>Pakarinen
>Puljujärvi

>Pronger
Good post

>Implying it's not Bonaqua that makes them elite

there's a reason they call it edmongolia desu

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

What the hell happened to the Mild?

>usually slump dec/jan
>get red hot and charge into playoffs before going limp
>push slump to march
>get red hot as playoffs start
>cup

they solved the problem

>go to dentist
>open mouth
>dentist say "oh my god"

getting that one last win for clinching a playoff-spot has them holding their sticks much harder than usual

dont you guys have like the best healthcare in the world because of oil money?

>I saw Puljujarvi at a grocery store in Edmonton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bonaqua bottles in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to not speak English and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by chewing a pizza slice really loudly.

not free dentistry. I need to fix 8-9 teeth, which will cost me roughly 2000 USD

Don't think dental care is free
Its fkn expensive in Denmark atleast

>Tooth broke 2 years ago after biting down onto a hard caramel
>550 dollars

ffs

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Fuck today

>dat no call high stick/cross check to the face
kekekekeek.
dogs gonna bring it home

Alpha as fug

wtf happened to your teeth

didnt your mor and far tell you to brush your teeth every morning and evening?

Hope you do lil bro

spread them cheeks wide bombston

That wasn't funny the first time

>Mild in charge of choking first place to the Blackhawks.

I really wish they'd pull up Pulju for a few games, especially against weak teams like Colorado, Vancouver, and LA, who we play quite a bit near the end here.

>Perhonen (finnish goaltending)
>Tuohimaa (finnish goaltending)
>Rajala (future KHL star)
>Hartikainen
>Niinimaki (1rst rnd bust; no NHL games)
>Luoma
>Markkanen (reason they lost the cup)
>Haakana
>Rita (another 1rst rnd finnish bust)
>Salmelainen (le speedy manlet)
>Antila (more finnish goaltending)

They've had their fair share of finnish busts. Before Pulju, they seemed to have given up on drafting them, outside of the two finnish goaltenders in the RNH draft.

Before that, I think the Jokinen success in the late 90s made many teams take chances on Finns in the first rnd, and guess what, lots of busts. There will be a similar effect the next few years because of Laine, Aho, and Pulju.

>Pongs thought they stood a chance

Canada > Denmark > Norway > Sweden > USA > South American poor posters > Cricfag > Finland > Armenia > Greece >>>>>>> Kipper

Unarguable rankings of /hoc/ posters

That happened like 3 weeks ago and you aren't even using it right.

Fuck off we're full

Canes
Kitty Cats
PREDS
Oilers
FLAMS
Leafs
Sens
>rags
Ruins
Yotes (Trap game)

>The Bash brothers

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>sweden over anybody

>he ranks Kipper

>mentioning it by name
helloooo newfag

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>this much backpedaling

Hellooooo autist

wth I love Canada

based bulldogs

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but the stars are shit now

>Finland that low

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I'm going to find out the guy responsible for this unfunny garbage and we'll have a public lynching. Because I fucking can

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>Canadian's can't handle the banter
How typical.

Is the Stars scoreboard manager a /hoc/ poster?

>jest fans

I want Karlsson's fiancé to fart in my face

Who are the Canterbury Crusaders of hokkei?

He'd be putting random cartoon farm animals on the screen if he was one of us.

No, I can definitely handle it. I just plan on global domination, so fuck it I'll kill him and every man Taylor Swift has ever slept with

So hes just reddit? Disappointing

Les Canadiens de Montreal

Post some Finn memes

Wife bought me this glass today, in a "used/random items" store

Participating countries in the WC 1985 on the back
I like it

seems like a reasonable line of thinking

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I hate being a Minnesota sports fan.

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>Sidney Crosby day-to-day with a hand injury
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

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Anyone got some rare Pulju memes to share?

where da laffs thread at

>The state of Minnesota Mild right now
Holy shit how can one team choke this bad?

>elton john intro

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>losing 9/11
Truly the American team

Why can't the league just expand to Quebec and move Detoilet back to the Central?
Bettman cites that 10 o'clock games are the reason for this but can't the NHL just institute a rule where pacific games against Detroit must start at or before 6 to balance that out.

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Caps Yotes starting

Necessary BACKSTROMpost

>Laffs @Sabres
>Blackhawks @ Panthers
>Snes @ Habs
>Canes @ Devils
>Bruins @Islanders
>Flames @ Blues
>Yotes @Caps
>Shorks @Preds
>Avs @Oilers
>Rags @Kongs

Predictions?

Laff
OTW for Panthers
Snes
Canes
Islanders
Blues
Caps
Preds
Oilers
>rags

Here

>tfw got banned from HFboards by slipping up and calling seidenburg seidenjew

SENS VS. HABS GAMETHREAD:

Does anyone watch the Punjabi feed of games sometimes?
Can't understand what they're saying but it's kinda comfy.

I stopped posting there a few years back after what was like my fifth ban, when I added the nickname 'kiddie' to Vernon Fiddler. They just can't handle the bants.

Leafs @Sabres thread

BRUINS ISLANDERS HERE

Remember /hoc/ it is of vital importance that you bully any redditposters that post on /hoc/. You are doing God's work

leafs thread (not mine but nobody else posted it)

failed get kekekeke

Living in NC and being a season ticket holder. We'll stay strong you watch

Fuck the Debbies.