2017

>2017
>not having a wolf girlfriend

This is my wolf girlfriend

Tru

Where have all the mature women gone. This kiddish, weak, bullshit, is not appealing. Women need to grow the fuck up.

i have a horo daki, does that count?

>wanting a "mature" woman

>Wolf
>Clearly a Fox

My dude.
Come on.

Yes

>wolf
>bitch has a red fox tail

post more

Because the real ones look like this.

>posting in that shit res
heresy

still kind of cute and fuckable

Obviously a fox you fucking idiot. If you are gonna have inter-species relations, at least get the fucking species right... go die in a fire

>not knowing spice and wolf
give me a break. Holo is the wisewolf of yoitsu.

Not going to lie, if she doesn't have a dick I'm not going to date her.

"Spice"
.....
Holy fuck you are stupid....
Go die in a fire

wat

If a woman like Holo existed, I would make sure to get to her before everyone in this thread does.

Even if she was real, you'd do nothing of the sort. You are a coward and you know it.

I dont wanna hear about wolfkin unless they wear tail buttplugs

I just lost my shit laughing imagining a pack of fat neckbeards dressed like british fox hunters chasing the only wolf girl in the world through a field.

kek

I'd be #1 to catch one

I've had a girlfriend before so it's not too much of a stretch for me. Ironically she was a redhead like Holo. Unfortunately, she was too much into the paranormal and was too apathetic about everything for it to work out.

Did you fuck her in the ass?
It tends to help against apathy

And get shit on my dick? No thanks, she was kind of a slob and it reflected down there as well...

Yuck. Good you ditched her.