Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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What happened?

In 34 years you must have had at least one approach from a woman...

An hero?

What happenes bro?

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What are you going to do to change that

How can one be a kissless virgin at 34, honestly ?

this op, answer

Have you considered you might be gay?

No offense, but you may be forcing yourself to try and like women.

Nothing ever happened obviously. I'm simply a giant sperlord.

Holy shit OP you rolled and lost pretty fucking badly

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Not a single one.

Nah.

Shitpost harder.

By not kissing and not having sex?

How far can you teleport?

Is it possible for a filthy non virgin like me to ever gain such power?

no way, there must be a moment of your life when you just felt like you failed something, something in particular, the reason why you're in this situation

something in particular that you blame yourself for

>How far can you teleport?

A few meters if I take a run-up.

No. The realization came slowly.

Yeah, the moment he posted on Sup Forums.

Are you me from a year ago?

post pic of yourself op

Wunna be friends?

did you just gave up or what?
what you wanted, to fuck a girl or to be good at something?

Won't post face. But it's slightly below average.

Are you happy this way or would you like to change things?

Are you a neet shut in or do you work and do normie shit?

I would like to change things but I don't know how.

Do other aspects of your life make up for it?

I work and do normie shit.

do you have no urge to pursue a woman? at some point an opportunity must have arisen that you could have taken for at least a kiss

Do you have money to buy a prostitute?

Are you confident etc or not what's your personality

>do you have no urge to pursue a woman?

I was approaching women in bars, at parties etc. regularly in my 20s and early 30s. Also used Tinder and online dating.

>at some point an opportunity must have arisen that you could have taken for at least a kiss

Not that I am aware of.

No. Poor as fuck.

My personality is shit. No charisma, charm or eloquence.

do you have any idea why? are you hideously ugly or something? or are you really just that much of a sperg?

I am that much of a sperg. And not good looking enough to compensate that.

more?

Are you overweight? Would you consider yourself ugly? Do you try to get a girl? Have you ever been close to getting one?

>Are you overweight?

No. Not buff but very athletic.

>Would you consider yourself ugly?

I at least wouldn't consider myself attractive.

>Do you try to get a girl?

Yes.

>Have you ever been close to getting one?

No.

Picture?

u want sum fucc m8?

Won't post face. Body attached.

LIES VISCUS LIES

>Not a single one.
I find this hard to believe. Are you extremely ugly or fat or something?

Do you have any advice for a 27 year old virgin?

lmao mate, your body is waaaaay better than mine and I've been getting pussy since the age of 15. Do you ever talk to girls at all?

TRUTH SAD TRUTH

It's not that average are regularly "offered" sex.

Kill yourself.

I do. But I am an autistic sperg as mentioned above.

>I am an autistic sperg
What are some examples of this? What is the last time you fucked up a potential fuck, and how did you do it? Simply saying 'I'm a retard' is fine and all, but makes it hard to help you improve. With a body like that you should be drowning in puss, there are probably girls soaking to your pics right this very moment.

Imagine flirting with Cleverbot. This is the level of conversation you'll get with me. I have no humour, am not funny, witty or anything.

Well thats a bummer

I'm pretty sure that's your (sole) problem.

You don't really have to be funny. Girls usually lack humour anyway. You can be the caring sensitive type, there's nothing wrong with that.

I'm also not that. Imagine Jordan Schlansky, just less smart.

youtube.com/watch?v=fVDOB9mby_w

lmfao, then find a dimwitted girl, plenty of those out there.

Dont lose your virginity or your wizard powers will be null.

Hail, oh great White Wizard. I desire entrance into thy temple. I must purchase potions from your vendor for future travels. What tribute do I owe thee?

How do I not become that? anything in retrospect that you wish you could've done but now is too late? any tips? I'm 22 kissless virgin btw

I've been fucking since i was 14. Use social media, invite girls over or out for drinks get drunk with them and fuck them its not that hard.

Legends never die.

OP here. It's fucking hard.

>I've been fucking since i was 14
back when you were a dumb shit that gave no fucks about anything, of course its easy for you, you grew up doing that.

For most people, they either weren't "cool" enough, rich enough or handsome enough to pull that off and it carried over to the adult life.

If you're introverted and below-to-average looking then you'll have a hard time getting laid.

What worked for you will not work for others, if that wasn't the case, then OP would be fucking everything that moves at this point

You have to pretend mate. Just tell them what they want to hear. Start out with a fat chick, they're great for practice, and go from there.

literally this. If you fuck a few 2-3/10s you should be able to build your confidence up. although i wouldnt know i lost my virginity at 14. kinda regret it

bump

>What do you do in life?

Fail.