She said YES!!

she said YES!!

Congratulations! I hope that you'll both be able to maintain a healthy relationship throughout the years.

Yes to what? Losing some weight?

Nothing healthy about that hand.Jesus fuck.

So glad in the current year that we can marry kimono dragons without people hating us

I love my wife, haters be damned.

To another helping of cake?

To the whole menu?

do us a favor......dont breed.....ever with this whale. America is retarded and fat enough already. Thanks!

dat ring aint comming off

Lmao.
Anyway, let's see some newds.

congrats on marrying pale possbilly woman shrek

Inb4 fat rolex hand

Nah to a second serving of desert

Hmm she has the hand of a cave troll but the complexion of a mountain troll, could she be a crossbreed?

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blow up doll can't say anything

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gz :)

bruh.... her knuckles look like the gravy dips in mashed potatoes.. what the fuck do you look like to think about even touching her. I suggest suicide

How the hell did you get that ring on? How do you get it off now?

Old.... It's H. Newton, fat fingers...

Op I wished I could find a woman like you did. He hand looks so sexy would love to see the rest.

Oh god, harpoon the wales. You don't want to sodemize land whale pigs.

To what?...not weightloss.

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