You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Juan Fisher
Roll
Elijah Torres
roll
Kayden Rivera
I'll take it.
John Stewart
Zimbabwe i'm coming
Jacob Jones
Roll
Parker Campbell
Good job, user. You get to become a Data Analyst for the Navy or a spook from Langley.
Josiah Carter
ey?
Blake Powell
Henry Rollins
Jeremiah Sullivan
>Bulgaria Poorest nation in Europe. >Zimbabwe At least their national currency is USD. >Venezuela Hugo Chavez. Communism.
Cameron White
>Afghanistan You get one reroll or take the job. An elite unit of 50 soldiers will be sent to escort you on your mission.
Jeremiah Lewis
roll
Julian Watson
good get
Michael Cox
Roll
Daniel Green
Rodando
Aaron Ramirez
roll
Luke Baker
rool
Luis Jackson
Roll
Isaiah Price
nigger
Owen Foster
k
Ryan Perez
R
Jose Scott
It’s my turn to roll.
Jonathan Martin
here we go
Owen Rodriguez
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls
Dylan Baker
Is for Russia.
#winning
Daniel James
Roll
Adam Fisher
ROLL!
Anthony Watson
Roll for worse country
Jace Thomas
blammo
William Kelly
roll
Jayden Davis
Rolling
Robert Foster
I just came back from there, and it sucked. Re-roll.
Jackson Brooks
roll
Hudson Robinson
Roll
Eli Robinson
Roll
Elijah Walker
Roll
William Fisher
Nice I'm in weebland. How dangerous is this place anyways?
Julian Nelson
What happens if someone got trips?
Chase Barnes
It’s legit safer than America.
Asher Harris
It just counts as dubs unless you roll a 88 or 99.
If you knew how to time trips, then you could just time your get to the exact poster number of the country you want to be placed.
Isaac Hill
roll
Wyatt Phillips
35 get
Ryder Morgan
Rolll
Michael Anderson
Anything but Africa
Lincoln Kelly
Re rolling for 90-99
Eli Collins
Lets roll
Xavier Reed
ROLL
Jeremiah Reyes
roll
Juan King
Lot of cocaine where you're going.
Wyatt Watson
Roll
Elijah White
Roll
Nicholas Lewis
Kek, and age of consent is 14
Ian Ramirez
RIP
Jack Collins
We don't have an embassy in North Korea
Andrew Gutierrez
Reporting in
Carter Diaz
Roll
Michael Lopez
RIP
Cooper Reyes
...
Cameron Collins
ROLL
Parker Bailey
groll
Colton Gray
free choice i choose Montenegro
Joshua Howard
rollerino
Camden Russell
pls give good
Owen King
Roll
Cooper Miller
check my 7
Austin Thompson
Shieeeeet
Alexander Kelly
Roll for Afghanistan. There is nothing I can't do with my unit.
Alexander White
Roll
Austin King
Again
Cameron Thomas
Rolling for Tibet
Blake Bell
Duck roll
Isaiah Rivera
roll
Cameron Brooks
roll
Dylan Bailey
Glad I test rolled, now rolling
Liam Baker
Not africa
Cooper Clark
Fuck that noise, re-roll
Leo Rivera
Even better, now I can meet my family out there
Liam Butler
roll call
Hunter Ramirez
not bad rerolling anywhey
Chase Morris
aight
Juan Young
RIP
Austin Foster
roll
Kevin Parker
Roll
Blake Hughes
...
Jaxson Price
rollling
Brayden Anderson
Roll
Hunter Allen
Very impressive.
David Howard
Gggg
Christian Morris
Rolling for anywhere I can blow up cows with a rocket launcher
Cameron Flores
Fuck yeah keeping it. Plus $5 is a months salary there.
