You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO)...

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

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I'll take it.

Zimbabwe i'm coming

Roll

Good job, user. You get to become a Data Analyst for the Navy or a spook from Langley.

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Henry Rollins

>Bulgaria
Poorest nation in Europe.
>Zimbabwe
At least their national currency is USD.
>Venezuela
Hugo Chavez. Communism.

>Afghanistan
You get one reroll or take the job. An elite unit of 50 soldiers will be sent to escort you on your mission.

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good get

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Rodando

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rool

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nigger

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It’s my turn to roll.

here we go

rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls

Is for Russia.

#winning

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ROLL!

Roll for worse country

blammo

roll

Rolling

I just came back from there, and it sucked. Re-roll.

roll

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Nice I'm in weebland. How dangerous is this place anyways?

What happens if someone got trips?

It’s legit safer than America.

It just counts as dubs unless you roll a 88 or 99.

If you knew how to time trips, then you could just time your get to the exact poster number of the country you want to be placed.

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35 get

Rolll

Anything but Africa

Re rolling for 90-99

Lets roll

ROLL

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Lot of cocaine where you're going.

Roll

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Kek, and age of consent is 14

RIP

We don't have an embassy in North Korea

Reporting in

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RIP

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groll

free choice i choose Montenegro

rollerino

pls give good

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check my 7

Shieeeeet

Roll for Afghanistan. There is nothing I can't do with my unit.

Roll

Again

Rolling for Tibet

Duck roll

roll

roll

Glad I test rolled, now rolling

Not africa

Fuck that noise, re-roll

Even better, now I can meet my family out there

roll call

not bad rerolling anywhey

aight

RIP

roll

Roll

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rollling

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Very impressive.

Gggg

Rolling for anywhere I can blow up cows with a rocket launcher

Fuck yeah keeping it. Plus $5 is a months salary there.

rooool

roll,

Rolio

this should be interesting

aaa

rollin

roll

fg

Zimbabwe......

roll, baby