So the biggest religions in a nutshell:

So the biggest religions in a nutshell:

Christianity: Jesus had schizophrenia as he heard voices telling him what to do.
Judaism: Moses also had schizophrenia as he saw flames that weren't there and also heard voices telling him what to do.
Islam: Mohammed also had schizophrenia as he saw 'angels' that weren't there and they also told him what to do.

So the biggest religions are based on people who were just nuts.

Bonus:
Bhuddism: a fat fucking neckbeard faggot who sits on his ass all day and does nothing but 'meditate' (I'm pretty sure he jerked off all day)
>sounds a lot like Sup Forums

I don't really care about you opinions on religions, but please don't throw meditation out with the bathwater.
That stuff has proven positive results within our brains and in relation with what genes are active and which aren't.

Atheism: a fat fucking neckbeard faggot who sits on his ass all day and does nothing but 'debate'

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Speaking of epilepsy, if Mohammed was ill, it wasnt schizophrenia. It was epilepsy. Temporal lobe epilepsy will sometimes cause hallucinations and feelings of elation. Read about the "fits" that mohammed used to have. Sounds like seizures. I would know, I hVe them too.

why are you saying this is bait?
I'm generally just thinking rationally

Damn that sucks user, can you take anything for those epileptic fits?

I'm assuming you're op.
Please look up the things I mention in .
Meditation doesn't require religious beliefs and can have very positive effects on your mind and body.

Why do you have the urge to prove religions wrong?
The fact that you go out of your way to post this, means you're either a cuck or actually care about it.

Oh yeah I agree on that, but I didn't mean to classify buddhism as a religion, it just popped into my head to type it in.

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ITT a twelve year old gets garunteed replies

I just wanted to distinguish between what you consider junk ideas and the idea and practice of meditation that has actual proof behind it.

Where is hindu you faggot?

I'm just stating what's obvious.
It's just that I also had voices in my head telling me what to do, they're gone now thanks to medication but when I was admitted to the psych ward, one of the voices (supposedly god) told me to go to some people and talk to them, he would tell me what to say. After a while these people started telling me I'm jesus. It's just too coincidental.

hinduism is more like a way of life instead of a religion

Anyone wanna join my new religion? As long as you deposit $500 as charity to my church you are guaranteed a place in spaghetti hell. Not as bad as you think.

Is there enough garlic bread in spaghetti hell?

So instead of listening to prophets who are claimed to be 'potential schizophrenics' on the internet.
We should listen to an actual schizophrenic?

he said he isn't schizophrenic anymore

Yes my son, and if you drink the pasta sauce of our lord and savior Fettachisus you dine at his table.

You can't get rid of schizophrenia you cumstain

I don't do organized religion though, I'm pretty sure I can be a Pastafarian without paying you money.

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Well the doctors told me I had a psychotic episode, and that I have no symptoms anymore whatsoever.

Fits for all religions. Children everywhere in the world at any time are being indoctrinated by this shit. It literally is child abuse to tell a kid, he's being watched all the time and he is going to burn for eternity if he's doing this and this. How does it feel op, living in a country, where >40 belive the earth was created 5000 years ago and that the humans lived together with dinosaurs? (I assume you're an amerifag)
Ex Muslim, btw.

Welcome to adolescence!

>implying everything in the Bible Quran Tanakh etc is literal and historical
Or maybe Jesus was a wise dude who people deified and formed legends around after his death. Maybe Moses never existed so he couldn't have been crazy, just a character in a mythologized national history narrative.

I'm Belgian lol and yeah it's sad, you don't have to do and be what a book tells you to do and be. You just have to do you and be you.