Haha wow you're so sexy user, what music do you listen to?

>haha wow you're so sexy user, what music do you listen to?

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Eurodance
Eurobeat
Eurodisco
Europop

No Wave

Trap influenced music

everything except for country and rap, babe
*brushes her hair gently*

the ones you can hear

I've been listening to a lot of the Ramones lately. I don't want to become one of those kids at my school who could play the "Stairway to Heaven" guitar solo but couldn't play three chords of a Ramones song because they didn't have the strength or ability to do it.

21 savage

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i bet that pic of her was taken on a date with some black guy

Guarantee you half the people ITT couldn't even maintain eye contact with this girl

Barre chords > guitar solos

please help me

I'm listening to The Stooges right now.

Looks like you gotta tv eye on me

I can, it will also help if I'm heavily drunk

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Step one: look her in the eyes
Step two: maintain the contact

I don't think any girl has ever called me "sexy"
Some girl rather drunkenly called be "beautiful" though once

That's better than sexy

You've probably never heard of them

I was called fat, but in a sexy way, once.

RHCP
deadmouss
ariana lagrande
kety pery (so funne)

I have only ever been called "sexy" by men, not even by the gf

I'm actually better at maintaining eye contact with girls I'm out with as opposed to be people I interact with normally. I hate talking to people sometimes fuck

I really like your dick

The Doors. The Doors and copious amounts of whiskey.
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i get called hot or cute

>Well I've been listening lately to The Velvet Underground & Nico, did you know that the cover art is actually a dick? haha

Screamo

>thanks for buying me lunch user!

Today: new everything everything, brutus, steven wilson, and some magnetic fields

Sound collages of interviews of people relating to child sexual abuse

>did you know that the cover art is actually a dick?
Now that you mention it. But my skin doesn't peel back that far, and my penis isn't hot pink. And it probably doesn't taste like banana, either. I mean, it's not like I ever asked. It could taste like cherries for all I know!

You look at one eye, and switch betwen them and her noise from time to time.
It's kinda hard to tell the difference unless she knows eye contect well.

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Well you're probably circumcised man.

>The gf
Get out.

No, I'm definitely intact. I just haven't masturbated enough to the point where my skin goes back *that* far. That banana peel is like, half the penis, man.

I don't think you like it

I've been really into lowercase lately

Brotha Lynch Hung

Do you have a shit ton of cheese or what?

Gábor Lázár, Future and field recordings of harbors from the 1980's.

Oh, you know, just the greatest post punk album of all time...

Dude, looking a girl in the eyes is one of the most heartfelt experiences ever. I get this fluttered sensation in my chest and just feel all warm inside. Their windows into our souls after all.

Hahaha. My penis is clean and healthy. No cheese here. I was comparing my penis to an album cover sticker of a banana. Don't take me so seriously

Legitimately how do you answer this question when someone asks?

people who make extreme eye contact are just as bad as people who don't

same

Okay good, just making sure

I'm so lonely

Tell them what you're currently digging on...

Thank you, penis inspector.
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Have a great, penis-filled day.

>country and rap post-ironically

ugaybro?

sorry you're not my type. white women are not ideal partners.

WTF I love Rand Paul now

My gf calls me both of those all the time.

>tfw she occasionally calls me her dreampop princess

The only true patrician of Sup Forums

I like to put on black metal and smack pale asses as hard as I can.

why do white people always say this?

because they lack the self awareness to say pleb

oh my god I hate niggers and I want them all to jump into a volcano

because that is definitive top tier taste you negro

The Police

im watching you bitch

I've been called funny while a girl eye fucked me so I don't know what that coutns for

Be honest except don't mention Sup Forumscore

>wanting them to jump
>not wanting to throw them in
beta

Th...thanks

die, roastie!

Hi /r9k/!

bags of sand

die, roastie!

correct, i dont know why people dont realize this.

Hi /r9k/!

I would tell her that the fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

Marquee Moon is the only good song from that album...

look man just die already

Pleb

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Rate me

No girl has ever expressed any kind of romantic or physical attraction to me. This is an unrealistic premise.

Leonard Cohen is my favorite musician though.

I wouldn't take that as a compliment

song choice: 0/10
i didn't watch though

Pleb

Huh

How do you know what the "right" amount is. I consciously think about making eye contact, but because I do so willingly, it's hard to gauge between looking them in the eye and staring at them. I'll take brief glances away every now and then but I'm worried about if I'm doing too much or too little. Tips?

No woman would ever say this to me. This would never happen.

Correct.

Half is about right being that most of the people here have autism.

What is "extreme" eye contact? Like you still look at them even though they are looking away and then position yourself so you always remain eye contact.

I've been getting cute a lot lately. I hate it

i been called handsome but i also been asked by girls if im gay, that means r9k should make a statue of me i think

God, this board is shit.

ur face is shit nerd

:O

I guarantee you 3/4 of girls that look like that don't have the necessary skillset to survive without someone else at their beck and whim so who cares. Modern society breeds socially inept males and shallow straight up inept women. Your observation amounts to nothing except the fact that the collapse of society is going to lead to alot of losers raping alot of useless women.

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Really? I guess I imagined that conversation between two roasties discussing, "uhhh, how do you even make mash potatoes. I know right......".

i guess i dont watch the same youtube videos as you or whatever

you mean like rattling hi-hats?

This was at a supermarket.

i guess i dont go to the same supermarkets as you or whatever