User, don't you understand? Anal sex is not the answer for your frustrations

>user, don't you understand? Anal sex is not the answer for your frustrations...

Share your anal sex story. Bonus for grotesque and reluctant relates.

it's not worth the trouble

Fucked my girlfriend in the ass because we had no condoms.
First time anal for both of us.
Tore her ass up, made it bleed, after 20 seconds had to pull out because she was in pain.
Had shit on my dick.
It sucked.

Can we see a pic of your gf? Just curious.

use spit, then use your finger. if there's some shit, make her suck it off your cock.

Sorry, too much of a pussy to share her pics online

sounds like a plan.

I once fcked an autistic girl in the ass. She was not like severely autistic... Just cringe as hell.
Didn't had any condoms and didn't want to make little autistic blonde infants... So why not?

She screamed at first, but than it was nice and smooth

...

Just fucking do it. You already called yourself a pussy. What else have you got to lose?

I dont know, everything?

Thank you. Seems about right.

>be me
>known around town as guy who likes to make girls do anal
>get new girlfriend... she knows this
>she doesnt like anal
>make her do it anyway
>after a while she likes it
>fuck her in the ass all the time now

That's why you should risk it, user. I mean...you're here, right? How much lower you gonna go?

Pics? Preferably before and after you blew her ass out.

>decades ago
>sex was still new to me and gf
>both really into it, goin hard in missionary position
>wet and sloppy, her ankles in the air to get best depth
>slip and pound it all the way in and out in one fell stroke
>realize by the look on her face what had happened (pic related, her face)
>sex was over that day
>

You really wanna see my gf huh, idk, I'm not low at all, I usually just lurk anyway.
I'll describe her for you

>itt retards don't use enema and lube

>178cm tall
>blonde hair
>small tits
>huge ass
>cute bodymarks
>always nicely shaven tight pussy

If you don't show us her pretty face, then there's no way for me to paint it with my jizz, now is there? Or did you not think of that. Yes, I want to see her face. And her holes. I want you to tell me all of the disgusting, filthy and perverted shit she used to do for you. And I'd like to know how it feels to expose her, as it happens. You asked, right?

My dick is too big for anal sex, even with lube.

The only times I've tried to do it:

>GF senior year of college
>she liked mild butt stuff, like a finger in her ass as I fingered her twat
>tried to stick it in one night after applying a lot of lube
>was barely able to get the head in until she tapped out

>on/off FWB last summer
>she was visiting from out of town, and I met her in her hotel room
>she was totally down for anal
>"your big dick totally deserves to pound my asshole user."
>lubed up using what we had
>tried sticking it in but she kept clenching it closed
>gave up and just returned to fucking her

Every other girl I've been with has been adamantly against it, but they like having their asses ate. One girl one time yelped because I accidentally bushed my finger against her asshole.

Did you ever read The Joy of Sex and "More Joy of Sex? It talks about how a woman experiences intense orgasms from anal sex due to having nerves in her abdomen stimulated that don't get stimulated through vaginal sex

>choad

you gotta get them to relax. anal noob.

new gf shes never had sex and was trying to not have sex shes blown me and jerked me off and so one day while fingering her i suggest anal cause its not her pussy she goes um ok slowly work it in finally in and she just looks at me in this confused and sorta annoyed face and asks if i finshed and I told her no and started to fuck her ass. she tells me to hurry up and to cum on her tits I lose control and shoot my cum in her ass.

later she says she would do anal again but it sorta hurt and she didnt like shitting cum

As woman she is obliged to shit your sperm whenever you want her to. I actually made my ex do it and eat the cum out of her ass.

I forcedly fingered an ex's asshole tottaly against her will. She started crying and that made me more and more horny, so I fingered her harder and harder. She was a christian girl.

thumbs up for that caveman poking out the left

>I forcedly fingered an ex's asshole tottaly against her will. She started crying and that made me more and more horny, so I fingered her harder and harder. She was a christian girl.

That sounds fun. Tell us some more about the girl, greentext the action & aftermath?

>have to go through difficulty of enema and lube just so it isn't completely disgusting/painful

ye no

why are girls so weird? Do they even enjoy sex? Will they ever act like they do?

Sure. She's a pale fine skinned dark blondie. Large hips and big butt. Small tits and pointy nips.

>making out with her in front of her house
>street it fairly dark and empty
>hugging like there is no tomorrow
>hand is deep inside her panties, compressed between our body, hardly moving barely enough to be fingering her pussy
>she moans
>i always wanted to feel her asshole. so why not
>i start to explore her ass, she is reluctant but unable to wrestle free
>I finger her ass. She continues to moans but harder and louder
>I interpret she's liking it, so I continue
>she buries her face on my sholder and I keep going... it's tight and warm
>she than looks at me, has tear all over her cheeks
>I see her crying and my internal raper wakes up
>I push my finger hard as I can
>she breaks into crying and I continue till I regain conscience and take it out

>she looks at me and says "I told you to stop"
>I try hugging her, but she is reluctant at first... than she hugs me and keep crying
>behing her back i am rubbing my fingers... dry as fuck and warm... my cock ir diamond hard

Not much after we broke up
still miss that christian, she's about to merry now