Recipe thread

Recipe thread

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I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

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Man, this thread almost makes me feel nostalgic...

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yup me too

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>I hereby award you the title of Bag Boss

UMA

this made me hard seriously

Personal favorite:
>1 package of bourbon-soaked thick cut bacon
>preheat oven to 425
>lay bacon on sheet tray (with raised edges!)
>apply white pepper from pepper mill , garlic and/or onion powder (not salt!) is also acceptable
>bake until done
>enjoy!
I eat a few and save the rest for BLTs or bacon cheesburgers.
Remember to save the leftover grease in a sealed container in the fridge, it is good for frying hashbrowns, eggs, or pancakes.

1/2 cup apple cider. Real shit from an orchard, not that garbage they sell in a grocery store.
2 shots Rum Chata
1 shot caramel vodka

Shake with ice and strain into a glass.

Enjoy your caramel apple deliciousness. Happy Halloween, you delightful savages.

I'm going to try this.

Never change Sup Forums.

You won't regret it. Fucking delicious and perfect for a cold fall evening.

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Thank me later, mates.

and praise the lord