All my life, I've never been able to pull my foreskin back over my dick head. Lately, it has been burning and itchy...

All my life, I've never been able to pull my foreskin back over my dick head. Lately, it has been burning and itchy, as well as swollen. I decided to just go and do it. I used spit as a lubricant and the pointy end of a pen cap to peel it up, and jerked it back in one hard pull--hurt like FUCK! But the worst part is, all THIS SHIT was underneath! Are they scabs or what? It bleeds it when I pick it.

inb4 doctor and all that, no insurance.
inb4 "learn 2 bathe" and all that bull SHIT, I bathe 2 times a day and I just never been able to pull it back.

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that is the most disgusting shit ive seen
please go to doctors

its piled on dirt and dead skin. you need to pull it off slowly, it will hurt, your skin will be super sensitive. you need to pull foreskin back everyday when you shower to clean it.....

just go to the doctor's office man, that shit needs to be treated by a medical professional, no Sup Forumstard can help you with that nastiness

Its dick cheese. It bleeds because everything under it is raw as fuck. Bite down on a kitchen towel and scrub that shit. Keep it clean from now on.

thats fucked

You caught the gay. You deserve this.

what the fuck dude

soak in hot water and peel slowly. post pics

That's the most fucked case of smegma I have ever seen

>master race

Dude, what the fuck

If you have your dong in such a deplorable state I guess your breath stinks like shit. This is why circumsicion was invented. Circumcised guys are best guys.

fake and gay

Should have never let it get like that and you should have been taught how to clean yourself. Wtf your gf say !?

Go to the Doctor for fucks sake. None of use can help you

Hope you’re not underaged or that pic is illegal but seriously as said, that’s two decades worth of dead skin and dirt.

You're turning into a crocodile, just accept it

Grayscale! Gently pull back the affected area, clean the exposed skin, then soak it in a salve made from pine resin, green bark from elder twigs, white beeswax, and olive oil.

fuck you for making me realize I've seen this particular picture of smegma before. This website has ruined my life lmao

get cut

Timestamp for the smegma scale penis?

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If this wasn't bait I would say cut your dick off at this point.

Just the thought of that made my balls retract into me. Ow

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I know this is probably not OPs cock but still wtf

Hahah same I was like ... I've seen that before!

m8 have you ever woken up to a centipede chewing your dick?

Both of you have been here too long then because I haven't posted this in years.

Go outside!

Wire brush and dettol

This

Correct response

This is why circumcised dicks are the best dicks, case and point

I can't imagine the smell that would be giving off

This...

antibiotic cream 2x per day after a shower, wash aggressively.

How old are you?

this is probably why circumcision became a thing in the first place

Dem OP u got some greyscale UP in That shit

circumcised master race

Honestly this (implying it's not b8)

WARM WATER AND SOAP JESUS CHRIST

Im not circumsized and my dick looks nothing like that, op is a damn dirty ape

stop making us uncut fags look bad

uncut fags btfo

Jew hey Sup Forumsro i got this SUPER cool shower for you to check out ;)

>retards btfo
>actually using the term btfo
>kill yourself
>profit

see >

good pic xD

Also, the trips of satan

Looks like Athlete's Foot on your dick.

The aperture of your foreskin being too small to fit the head through is called phimosis. I have it and yet I've never had that shit happen to me. That's caked on smegma my dude. You are truly the most disgusting human being I have ever encountered. Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

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do you understand now why guys get circumcised. a cut dick is a happy dick

real talk, soak it in warm water til it comes off easy and once it is all clean pull your foreskin back every time you shower.

oh my fucking god

Nice pasta fucking faggot

>i bathe two times a day

and apparently you don't actually fucking wash yourself

jesus christ what's wrong with you?

ps your dick is laughably small

ITT: Newfags falling for old bait

this is clearly not pornography so it would not be illegal. how do you think pediatricians learn?

Jew false flagger.

I fucking hate being circumcised but in rare moments like this, it's not so bad.

I'm laughing so hard at all of the dudes disgusted by this, but yeah OP. It's time to do something about it, try home remedies and methods before going to the doctor.

How do these things happen?

no

And ye 99% of us have zero issues like this. I'm pretty. Sure op's problem is as common as fused gland with shady is with circumcised men.

Nice try faggot

Circumcision for the win.

This and any and all natural antiseptic you can get your hands on OP. Like tea tree oil for example.

But ya go to the doctors

You're a fucking retarded kike. This is rare, and he's a dumb mope for letting it happen. Having your foreskin cut off when you're a baby is fucked, and your parents should be ashamed. Having it cut for anything other than a medical necessity is brain dead kikery. Don't do it to your kids, dickless

Truly Horrifying. Thank you circumcision

underrated

classic case of squirrel hat

Having a tiny penis like yours is bad, but having it in such an inappropriate condition is so fucking disgusting. Cut it you fucking nigger you are clearly not going to use it.

>>retards btfo
>>actually using the term btfo
>>kill yourself
>>profit
>actually meme arrowing
>actually picking on tiny deets nobody cares about
what level of autism are you on?

Is that you Marco?

rice krispies are growing on your dick

fuck off jew

Cover it in mayo then roll the foreskin back over it. Papa Nurgle would be proud son, you've got a gift, and no self respecting great unclean one would scoff at a gift like this.

You just need to share it, boy. Unfold you pickle of filth and bury it deep in a faggots ass. Choke a whore so deep that her tonsil stones bury themselves in your pisshole. Fuck roadkill and lube with the juices. You are the chosen scion of the Plague Lord, child. The world is yours.

Such a common occurrence that people know what to do to fix it. Forever cutting all my children's penii if they're male. Even if I have to use a pair of scissors

Soak in a tub for an hour, use a soft cloth and rub it gently. If it all doesn't come off right away use polysporin to keep it lubricated if your foreskin goes over your glans once again. Repeat this (bathe, scrub, lube) until your skin is healed. Do NOT try to pick it off or scrub it dry. It may take a little while but it will/can go back to normal.

Jesus God before this thread I was gay and I am now straight. Clean your fuckin dick bro

so fucking glad i dont have that smelly uncut microdick

or just teach them to wash their penis

you got greyscale nigga. best cut that shit off.

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top kek this is so fake you idiots

This. Say what you want about the negatives of being cut but it’s cleaner and looks better than having a pig in a blanket dick

Haha holy shit that is gnarly. As other anons said, just clean it off. It will probably hurt since it is caked on there. Just make sure in the future to pull back your skin and wash.

You got any more pics, it looks fucking wild.

The problem is people don't talk about how to properly clean your penis. If you teach your son at an early age he will be fine.

>being well versed in dick pics

HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE

I RECOGNIZE THAT DRIED SMEGMA.

Post vid too

Whoa dude. Soak that shit with warm water and slowly peel it off. Post moar pics. This is disgusting and intresting.

Stonemen! Dont let them touch you!

Thank f-ing god I live in Canada.
Go c a doctor.
Get the shit cleaned up.
And get circumcised.
That will fix this shit for good.
If you dick dose not rot off before that.

scrub it and stick your dick in a container of salt water to ease the burning or go see a doctor. and makesure to wash your dick with soapy water every time you shower.ive had a few infections after i didnt shower for a week hurt like all hell and was a little red nothing as bad as yours

Legit in same boat. Forever and Old fag. Holy fuck my life is meaningless

chop it off, it'll grow back in three weeks