So guys

So guys.
>be me
>squadleader of armybase security
>alone on post, its dark and om tired af
>random boner.jpg
>decide why not, and have a little wank
>dont pay attention for 20sec, and get caught by 2 subordinates
>they laugh about and its like No big deal
>mfw They are gonna tell the whole squad about it.
>what do?

But don't go full retard my friend

I have 2 months of service let, Should i Just live with the same?

Take the ribbing like a man, soldier.

>get med boarded for being a chronic masturbator
>get 100% disability bc no one wants to hire a guy that will randomly start jacking it in the office/factory
>get paid by the government to stay at home and fap all day e'ry day

Winrar.

So how Should i act? Should i Just act like its No bog del?

Yes
Exactly.

Big deal *, ffs i swear this autocorrect

I know what you meant.

K, il do that.
And fk of with the jailb8 u cunt

There was a /k/ copypasta about a similar situation, except he was in Afghanistan and was on sentry duty in a foxhole in the middle of the night, he started whacking it and then was contacted on the radio, by guys who were scanning the hillside with an infrared camera they use to spot sneaky Hajis.

Act like you dont care, tell them the story like you told us and just say "i needed to knock one out".

Still tho, embarrasing af

Post a pic that looks like this somewhat

Depends, are you an NCO or just enlisted put in a squad leader position like me. If the latter, prepare for a new nickname of phallic origins. If the former, prepare to be snickered at softly for weeks.

say an insect crawled up your pants and you were trying to get it off, or say you were just scratching an itch and they are just making it up because it looked funny

how did you think you could get away with it though, people could have been all around with night vision goggles, and survielence.

Did the 2 come from behind, side, or in front, immediately shine a light?

Not risking it again

Kik me, i'll keep it private.

Kumayatsu

I dunno, usually its dead here at night, but not tonight it seems

Not jb.

Okay, so i talked to my Boys, and they wouldnt tell, and i owed them a favor. All in All not so bad as it could have been

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You'd best get some jokes ready son