Be me

>be me
>5'3
>gains are easy AF
>massive 6 inch punisher
>literally rolling in pussy at night
>laugh at skinny pathetic giraffe man
>never worry about having to hit my head on anything
>so alpha that giraffemen actually need to look down like pathetic betas to see my eyes
>easily able to talk to women one on one with them feeling comfortable, unlike with giraffes

When will giraffemen learn that short is simply the superior and prime gene? You will never truly experience the life of a real alpha male. Get your head out of the clouds, literally. Heheh. Women like real men.

>Lil Wayne
>Kanye West
>Bruno Mars
>Prince
All real men that have rolled in more ass and pussy than any giraffe ever will. Seriously, if you're over 5'8 you should consider suicide. Heh. You're basically worthless at this point.

>5'3
>rolling in pussy
pick one

Hahah. Oh I'm sorry you must not understand what that is. I doubt you've even touched a real pussy besides your own manpussy anyway. Women like real men, not skeleton giraffes. You're simply irrelevant to society, sorry.

Eat a dick you fucking leprechaun.

>5'3"

Awwww. I could pick you up and carry you, wittle guy

/thread

your funny dude you could be a laugh

>massive
>6 inch
pick one

Girls don't like musclebound guys. Sorrrry.

Aww. Looks like we hurt some giraffe's feelings. I guess they can't stand to know that women like the short gene more now. (literally, not like their weak bones can handle that skeleton frame) Sorry to tell you that your genes are inferior. LOL.

hell yeah dude. its funny seeing all of these insecure giraffes making manlet threads. pretty pathetic honestly

by the way, whats your stats gym bro?

>unironically /threads his own post
Newfag

>be me
>6'2"
>gains are easy AF
>nice pasta

Quality over quantity, and I'm talking about the person around the pussy as much as the pussy itself.

Stay mad giraffe.

I like boob

Stay food, pygmy

I don't understand the significance of height, at least in practicality. I can understand the sexual appeal. But height is irrelevant in every other case. I've met so many short dudes and tall dudes that were pussies that couldn't fight to save their life, just like I met so many tough and scary short dudes and tall dudes.

Chances are if you cling on to your height as if its something others should fear or look up to, then you're a faggot pussy that likely would get the shit kicked out of you. Stop flexing.

I'm 6'3 btw. I just don't understand this fucking retarded obsession with height.

Since you're tall. Similar to how millionaires don't understand why poor people can't stop being poor. Or like how non-depressed people can't understand why people are depressed.

But thats the thing, even as a tall person, I never was popular or got anything from it like people claim. I'm even still a virgin.

So it's not height that matters. It has to be something associated with that height. It's like having a car. Yes, its nice that you have a car. But your car can't run without fuel. I guess I'm just missing that fuel, whatever it is.

> 6 inch
> punisher
> wat

Being above 6' helps me in my line of work... that's really about it. Some girls will pull the "Wow, you're tall" thing, but mostly it's how nice my hair is, or how well I stretch my shirt.

I'm sure if I were a fighter having a bit of extra reach might help, but I'm also midway into the heavyweight division, so there's a good chance that any hit could be the last of the match.

6 inches isnt bad, assuming you have a good amount of girth, 6 inches can be pretty damn good. As someone who has a 7.5 inch dick, I sometimes wish I'd be just an inch smaller, since I usually end up hurting the women I'd fuck. I can't seem to enjoy myself as much as I want to because they'd just complain about the pain. feels bad man

>giraffemen

I'm literally rolling

nah you're just autistic then

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don't think I'm autistic. Probably just awkward or ugly.

I think a fleshlight counts.

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>5'3
>6 inches
Hahahahaha this bait is worth response

The only manlet I see here is this insecure faggot. Has to post pics of some jacked up guy and tell a bunch of other dudes all about how much pussy he supposedly gets. You're a legend in your own mind.

Fucking homo.

nigger

I'll shit in your mouth.

Triggered giraffemen detected. Keep crying skinniboi.

kanye west is like 5'8'' im prety sure that non-manlet acceptable

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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Someone is triggered

Yep I always quote Randy Newman songs when triggered