What do you do that is weird/nobody else does?
>Go to parties a lot
>get drunk with gay guys and make sure they know I'm straight
> pretend to be getting really drunk and keep going
>pretend to pass out
>if its just one guy I can usually get head and he thinks I'm passed out drunk
I'm straight though.
Get druck and kill someone with a car
Dont be accoutable and tell your frienddf
You’re not straight you like getting blown by dudes
It's not gay if I'm asleep. I imagine a chick since my eyes are closed
Gresp with a man, woman with a handles
>get head and he thinks I'm passed out drunk
>I'm straight though.
That’s fuckin gay
I have a gf I fuck though
I wouldn't want It if he knew I was awake
Denial, still gay
Just because you pretend you are asleep doesn't mean it's so fggt. Just like wolf kin fuckers, they pretend some bullshit trying to be something that isn't possible as well
that's mean. why don't you just ask us? We'll happily suck your dick and not tell anyone~
It's not gay. If anything it's consensual rape
Nigga you gay.
Take it out on those around you op, hurt your loved ones. Develop an substance abuse problem to avoid accountability.
Claim its all mental illnesse. Run for office, push anti gay legislation, and destroy who you want to be while resenting those you wish to be.
You can only expect pain going forward, it is going to eat you and destroy everything you try and build.
I Just like blowjobs. And with my eyes closed it could be anyone. What used a trap did it instead of a guy. Is it gay then? No. Cause TRAPS aren't gay and neither am I random girls don't do it though I've tried
The only thing straight on that story user is your denial. KEK
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jesus christ, we're hitting denial levels that shouldn't even be possible
What's gay about getting my dick sucked?
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It's seriously not gay. I'm not touching them at all unless they use my hand. I just lay there
smell my hands, all the ladies like my odor as well so I smell just right. Gotta find out what I smell like naturally by doing some smell tests at a a lotion store or some shit
>i cut the top off of milk jugs and shit in them, then i pour water over the poop so it doesn't stink until i dump it outside (toilet doesn't work)
>i also use a piss jug
>i come up with my own memes (retarded random sayings and weird voices/animalistic noises)
>after working all day i dig in my ass crack and sniff the swamp ass then make disgusted faces in the mirror while saying to myself "eww god damn butt cheese" this is usually followed by childish giggling
Nigga you are gay
>I imagine a chick since my eyes are closed
lol no you don't
Man, I really need to stop eating at fast food places
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I'm not gay dude. Guys aren't attractive.
I couldn't imagine a guy unless she was a trap
It's okay if you're gay.
> Be me, gayfag
> Hang out at parties
> See guy pretending to be drunk
> "Guys I'm sooo drunk right now, I sure hope no one takes advantage"
> Guy wanders in bedroom
> Saw same guy last week at another party
> Whatever, go over and talk to him
> "Hey man, having fun?"
> "Yeah but I'm soo wasted, and oh no my pants are falling off!"
> He rolls onto the bed
> Think "whatever" and stick my cock in his ass
> It's super loose, don't really even have to force it
> "Man I'm so drunk, I don't even know what's happening right now"
> He takes my cock and sucks me off
> 20 minutes later I hear him talking to someone else
> "Haha, user is such a faggot. I'm totally straight, but I pretended to be drunk and sucked his cock"
> mfw
>im straight though
Nigga but what if he pulls his dick out and rubs his balls on your balls? Then youre gay. Completely unsafe way to get head tbh.