WELCOME TO EVIL GENIE!

WELCOME TO EVIL GENIE!
Make your wish, but be specific... or else.

make me rich

I wish OP had taste buds in his asshole

I wish you were dead.

granted, your tongue is now in his asshole

Done, you are now rich in the Central African Republic .

Done, but they are your taste buds.

I wish I could take bane's mask off

make my crush fall in love with me please

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted. Suicide vest in your parents house.

Granted, but it will be very painful.

i wish for an omelette

You're a big guy.

I want $100,000.00 United States Currency in cash delivered on the corner of Smith and Parks Place Chicago, IL by 11:00pm Central Time (CDT). Upon payment I also want a escort to the nearest Airport and granted immunity until out of United States jurisdiction. After I am out I will reveal the pin on the lock.

Done, the omelette is made of cum

Granted. Your omelette is now made out of 's shit

I wish I was always in peak physical and mental shape

I want a goddamn nigger nigger fucking my nigger nigger nigger you nigger fuck nigger nigger.

Granted. You are getting my big fat cock in the mail.

Done, the escort had super-aids, you have 4 days to live

I wish to be happy.

no

I wish for $60 AUD

I wish that had great cooking skill!

Worth a try.

E G G

Granted, but FOR YOU

For you.

i wish you weren't evil

Granted, you HAD great cooking skills but an accident has left you mentally disabled.

Granted, you are now happy to continue living a sad life

I wish for a monster gf

Done but you are a NIGGER

I GOT WILL TO LIVE BOYS WOOOO

Granted, but only for the next three seconds.

give me a trap gf that loves me unconditionally

done but she kills you within 5 minutes

i wish to get when it comes

At least I'll get to have a gf for 5 mins

"she" has a cutting fetish

i wish for furries to die

Granted, but a whole new generation of gigafurs comes after

Granted, but for every furry killed there will be a scaly

check em

Give me a bigger dick with no side effects at all.

I wish for a autoblow 2

I wish for a bag of small diamonds

give me all the milk

make me a better artist with no side effects

Granted, but getting an erection will cause your entire blood flow to surge into ur now monster size cock resulting in death

i wish to be jewish

Granted, but only the head grew, making it look freakish
Granted, but the diamonds you were given were all stolen and trying to sell them would get you arrested

Granted, but you will always be poor

>jewish
>poor
pick 1

That's a side effect you fuckstick.

Genie! Grant me my first wish
I want the byakugan, even though am weak and can probably only use for very short periods

I wish for an army of traps

Granted, all the milk in the world floods your room and drowns you

I wish UK hadn't joined WWI

Genie, I wish you were free!

wish fraisr get ipad

i wish for you to check em

Cash is delivered and guarded by an armed escort. You cant have it. Should have asked for it to be yours

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Genie, I wish Hitler would've won WWII.

lost
Genie, I wish to own my own Mc Donalds restaurant, dont fuck this up please.

oh god yes
>sits at desktop
>feels the warm comfort of the white gold
>my body is ready and nude
>milk rips my doors off flooding my room
>i feel my nipples getting hard
>take me

Granted, your very own restaurant is located in Sahara, good luck with it

I wish I had a twelve inch dick that cums hundred dollar bills in the same amount as sperm cells and protects me from negative effects incurred by malignant djinn.

Granted, the millions of dollar bills stored in your balls causes your scrotum and penis to rip apart

I wish to fuck my neighbor (apt 401)
she is so hot and im willing to do it any time this week.
i've been wanting to do this since i've seen her .
do your thing evil genie.
ps, no gay shit, ill do anything to her but strictly me and her.

Granted, she had every STD imaginable and a boyfriend who's really mad at you

I want to be complety healthy in mind and body, no fucking diseases of any kind

you are healthy and sane but you are broke and have no dick

Genie why cant you do anything right? I wish for you to NOT be evil.

I want to be the very best.

Granted, you're the very best at eating shit

...

>like no one ever was

>to catch them is my real test

i wanna be a star

I wish I had a better genie

I wish you grant me my wish

Granted. You are now a hot star shooting through space at 16,000 kph

Your new genie is bigger, faster, stronger, more intelligent and enjoyed fucking up wishes even more

I WANT TO BECOME THE RULER OF THE WORLD

my wish is i was never born

I WISH FOR PEACE-----

i wish for the pockets of any pants i am wearing at any given time to have the exact amount of money, that is free and clear not stolen or owned by anyone else, i need for any given circumstance i run into, no matter how ludicrous.

Granted. You are now a measurement ruler with a picture of earth on it.

I wish you were a good genie instead of an evil genie.

my wish is a good meme

Genie I wish to have a dog that shits out gold and it can't
Die, get stolen, stop shitting, and will only shit once a day. Also, I cannot die, and I have a superpower of being able to teleport, and regeneration. ( I can teleport anywhere at any time no matter what, and it is by choice.) The dog will also shit 2 gold bricks which are 12 karat. The gold will also not be able to get stolen and I have all the paperwork to sell it. The genie must Grant the wish and I only regenerate body parts and it cant be cancer or any disease, or virus. I also gain an iq of 200.

I wish that my girlfriend was dead

Granted. But every time your dog shits gold, your IQ goes down by 3

as soon as you touch the money it either catches on fire or goes blank

I wish for a bottle of Lagavulin 16.

FUCKING GENIE

:0

granted but you have to drink it warm and if you drink more then 2 oz of it then you barf