Congratulations, rookie

Congratulations, rookie.

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

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Rollski

rolll

If I get dubs I want Kekistan

Le role

Fuck you nigger btich

rolling

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Literally the worst country on earth, awesome.

Rolllz

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Yeah nigger

Lets go

You can walk to work, nigger.

Rolling

Rawl

Till

hmm... interesting..

well i got killed

Let's do this.

Roll

Rollio

Rollin

Roll

abortion get

rolling for good

Nice!

>haiti
fucking re roll

Roll

Roll

Gimme gud

sure fren

Rollin'

Roll, here's to a country with some jungle strange

Last time I got finland

Rolleroo

role

Rolling for Nippon

No Chile? Triggered

Roll

Roll for Lexington

rollll

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fuck y not roll

Hiii

fuck yeah bahamas

Roll

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rollin

roll

rolling

Reroll

roll

roll niigga

Roll

Lucky

Also very lucky

roll

fugas

Please Sweden

>rollio

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roll

Fucking North Korea. Tits.

rrrrrrrrr

You should be honored to serve Great Supreme Marshal General Leader!

Roll for Vietnam

Reroll

Accepted.

I will request placement to Vietnam after my stint in Greece.

gay

sds

send me!

If dubs I get sent to Afghanistan.

But instead of Uncle Sam sending in his Special Forces, I bring my own elite 50-man unit.

roll

HAHAHAHAHHA

Let's see what I got

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rollsies

hey :)

Rollan

rollio

rall
there is not Brasil there .-.

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Come on Somalia niggers

Nippon plz

Reeeeeeee

Rollachino

roll!

reroll D:

rololo

ok

Roll

sir yes sir

RAA

rollo

shit. sir maybe sir