>Be me
>Be Navy Seal
>Summer 2010
>On mission metal tango 7
>I had selected my loadout
>A m4a1 (shotgun attachment), an m60 (laser site), 2 glock 19s (scoped), 6 grenades, 6 flashbangs and an RPG-7 (silenced)
>We were being sent to Alpha province
>Delta sector
>Fucking Delta sector
>The mission was to capture or kill Osama Bin Laden
>We were told Seal team 17 would be joining us
>Later that night all teams fly into the sector unnoticed
>I'm piloting an Apache
>We near the compound where x-ray seven tango is
>x-ray seven tango is Osama Bin Laden
>We call him x-ray for short
>We fly in at 300 feet to avoid getting shot down
>Out of nowhere 200 tangos with run out with AK-47s
>They bring down our Little Bird
>Bravo Company is all KIA
>I implement evasive maneuvers
>I order my bombardier to fire the 40 at them
>The major is experienced and fires 10 perfect head shots killing 11 Muslims
>My radioman tells me Seal team 17 is all MIA
>Its all up to us now
>My tail gunner is on the 44
>He fires on the bogies on our 6
>He brings down 2 Russian MIGs
>I had an inexperienced copilot
>He panics and ejects
>His seat blasts off into the router blade
>He is shred up into millions of pieces
>We're taking heavy fire
>A 9mm round tears through the cockpit and kills my navigator
>I can't fly without him
>I guide the chopper into the compound
>We crash land killing 15 terrorists
>Only me and the engineer survive
>I give him my RPG and one of my glocks
>We manage to kill 50 terrorists and secure the compound
>The rest flee into the jungle
>Me and the Engineer clear the house
>We clear room to room
>All completely empty, one room left
>I toss in one of my flash bangs
>I empty an m60 clip through the woman the bastard was hiding behind
>It appears to be X-ray, but something doesn't seem right to me
>I grabbed his beard and yanked it off
>mfw imposter
>mfw 2 years in Leavenworth for killing him
Be me
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I've been discharged since the incident, I work at a subway for income now. It's not very rewarding, but at least I can sleep at night.
Sheeple will pretend not to read this thread
I also served at the battle of delta sector. regards comrade
That secular talk faggot is such a libtard biased piece of human waste. He and his BFFs at TYT should be hanged. They spread fake news like wildfire and it needs to end.
Ejection seat on helicopter huh. Cool story bro.
His name is Kyle Kulinski.
I'm sorry.
Were you there?
the soviets have had them for decades
If you're gonna write military fan fiction your research should probably consist of more than playing call of duty
You weren't there, man.
>be Kyle Kulinski
>massive liberal SJW faggot
>kill myself
>nothing of value was lost
Dont care hes still a biased libtard faggot. He could at least be fair and balanced like fox or report the real news that comes out of the white house.
wubba lubba dub dub
High IQ Rick and Morty Chad
single double beta
nor were you.
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Yes I was there. I'm CIA.
FBI reporting in
Yes but only in a single seater. And it sheds the rotor blades before ejection.
Were you the spook firing from the F-22?
NSA standing by.
NASA standing by
If I told you then I'd have to kill you.
federal fish and game service standing by
NEA here.
EPA logging in
>>I had an inexperienced copilot
>>He panics and ejects
>>His seat blasts off into the router blade
>>He is shred up into millions of pieces
NBA standing by
NAFTA standing by
ABS light is on
NFL here. No kneeling.
USPS HERE
NRA standing by
>his seat blasts off into the router blades
My sides went with him
ITS CALLED A SUPPRESOR YOU FUCKING PHONEY
FCC And FDA here on scene, took the same car.
NAACP Standing by
NAFTA vet here to show some respect to a fellow vet. I fought in the battle of the bulge OwO what's this?. I remember that shit like it was yesterday.
DARPA standing by
I'm not the BATFE, but I'm standing by
SPLC standing by
I'm ATF and been here all night.
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What do you of my 45?
*seal team 17 rustles in the bushes*
That sir looks like a 45 to life.
A Company of soldiers was on a Little Bird
Seals don't use Apaches
I'm sorry are you a Navy Seal? Didn't think so.
I'm a cub scout leader. so calm the fuck down champ
Hurrdurr I watch History Channel and know all about Seals.
Fuck these faggots user.
God bless you and your service to these Jewknighted Baits of Amurrrrica!
Temper Fry!
Boo Yah!!
Oh, in that case I apologize scout leader.
I feel Navy Seal copy pasta is appropriate for this situation.
It's September Tie! Get it right, faggot.
In that case please feel free to comment when someone starts a thread on how to suck little boy cock.
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U stupid bitch black guilt nigger RPG7 dont use silencers they use suppresors stoopid beitch
Personally, I can't believe nobodies pointed out I called it an m60 clip, when it's an m60 magazine.
not the secret versions
With low velocity rockets.
see
kek
...
I'm sorry...
I've never had the honor of surfing my humphrey.
Yes I was.
No...
THIS is edgy!!!
hi i'm seven years old what's going on in here?
Looks like someone joined the Air Force.
Were you one of the delta force rangers that helped with the clean up?
what do they do?
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>silenced RPG
That's not an option in create-a-class
When you role with Whisky Division, they make it an option.
yeah what do i know? i only worked for General Dynamics, Lockheed Martin, and Northrop Grumman.
We have our own programmers.
DPRK here, you're all fucking stupid. We killed x-ray first.
>inb4 NK doesnt have internet
Kys round eye
Assignment Alpha Beta Chad
1992
Bravo Tango X-ray
Thats a fucking x-ray I know you'll fucking remember, Nork.
Why not just dual wield instead?
That only works with sawed off RPGs.
Mission Bravo Tango X-ray was a failure, we had grid sector location 6 o-clock Whiskey Romeo Alpha Breaker Breaker One Niner Delta Tango November Nigger Zulu locked down.
But I guess the Americans always write the history books, don't they?
"Delta Force Ranger" legit Made me laugh
You're still feeling the effects of Nova 6 you commie fuck. When Tango Charlie Delta intercepted pronto dotard delta, it ruined all special forces for a long time.
Nobodies pointed out that an Apache helicopter had a crew of 7 Navy Seals.
So you want to play dirty? Well let's just say within the ranks of your prized Greenpeace Alpha Chad Marines there's a sleeper ready to activate when he hears the activation key.
Once he is given that key, you can kiss Grid NAFTA Delta-One-Niner goodbye, along with your inferior amerifat "special forces".