Any central valley anons out there?

any central valley anons out there?
what are you getting into?

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thinking about moving to fresno next year.
not a good idea?

depends where you are coming from i guess

pro tips for living in fresno:
>dont buy a huge house
>travel often
>avoid millerton and 'the dunes'
>no huge night life out here
>have a hobby other than jerking off

Good thing California banned so many types of guns.

oh
>or be farmer

heres a solid guide

>avoid millerton and 'the dunes'
Care to explain?
Often go driving up there

i'm an oldfag (50+) two old school friends of mine has their mom's old house in an older neighborhood
it's paid for so just utilites
did san francisco from 92-99
las vegas 99 to present
just feel like slacking off for some years
how boring is it?

i think the house is in the central area

dont go on the lake

>drunk fresnecks
>drunk mexicans
>no one can drive
>everyone owns a boat
>great for drives, and smokeouts though

there are some classic episodes of COPS from fresno

tons of local events
be prepared to drive
lots of car folks, foodies, and farm industry types
tower district is the new and upcoming part of town
lots of great food
generally nice people
babes here put out

209, just waiting on my chance to bounce out of this hell hole again

>joint in the ear episode
>krzr sticker in window
>old metal station

209 is surely worse

Agreed with everything you said, usually just pass by to go to the casino.

Any more nudes from cv sluts?

>youtube
>fZRPZC9WYJE

OP here, plenty

Post pls

>babes here put out
girls here in vegas these days wanna see the money house car
>generally nice people
fairly nice people in vegas but too many people are used to over the top distractions

I fucking miss krzr. I moved away and was sad when I came back to visit.

ever try club one for poker? its downtown. always a good time

>obligatory cv tits

Seconded

>>joint in the ear episode
a classic

>why everyone owns a boat
>lake is life for the chads
>def not vegas

for dem dubs of course

>>joint in the ear episode
Do you have any narcotics in the vehicle?
youtube.com/watch?v=rUp6M1-0gQk

Might take your word up on it, especially now with downtown trying to make a comeback

everything is trying to come back
some group just dumped alot of cash into Manchester

yeah, i figure it might be nice to slow things down a notch
i'm rolling out there for a couple of weeks around the holidays to get a feel for it
my two homies grew up in fresno - they've both been in LA & SF for the last 25 years
they're like come on over free rent

this is more or less your male competition in the cv
>guy with least DUI's

make sure you do Gazebo Garden food truck nigh on the weekends, shits so cash

>live music
>mix of people
>array of food
>beer garden

for the fres/b/ros

yeah, she succ the ducc

that's good to know
it's pretty much a chad freakshow in vegas 24/7

mo-town def has some fine ladies too

do not forget about this fine esatblishment
yelp.com/biz/city-lights-gentlemens-club-fresno

fun times

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Dont know, fresno juat feels like a disappointment sometimes. Like it could be fucking great, but always falls short.

i was eyeballing the central location to SF / LA / ocean / mountains
after 20 years in vegas i'm bored but shit i get to fresno and i might be tripping over myself to exit back to nevada

reevaluate the people you hang out with

Maybe...might need to reevaluate the marriage lol

Was up Fres/b/ros!!!
We got one hell of a punk scene

if you want cheap rent and/or payments, and you wish to travel cv is a good spot.

>old house
>3 bed/2.5 bath
>110k

places to go:
Shaver Lake
Hunginton Lake
China Peak
Yosemite National Park
Sequoia National Park
Grizzly Stadium
Casinos, several
Carmel
its about 2hrs from the beach and 1hr from the mountains

we used to
>Pizza Pit
>best shows

we can smoke about it bro bro

Sounds like a god damn plan haha

Umm do you even live here in Fresno?

that's the plan
my homies own the house outright
it'll give me a jump off point to finally us my passport
it's $1,000 + utilities here in vegas for a generic 1 bdrm

shiiiiitttttt

Still do, punks more poplar here then metal heads sadly

checked my nigga

lemme guess
>everything sucks in Fresno
>"everyone says it" so i do too
>cruises blackstone
>used to hang out in taco bell parking lots
>hangs out with guy name Ross
>weekly dinners at moms house

oh shit, quads from the Gods
we all deserve this

Nahh love it here born and raised. blackstones some lame shit and who the fuck hangs at taco bell what kind of lame fucks do you know?

Maroa and Herndon fag reporting in

Clinton and the 99 if yall wanna chill

good answers user
same same.

newfag

whats good on a monday meetup?

Mid west reporting in

>never actually been to fresno
>lives in clovis
>looks down on fresno

im up for that

Haha, clovis fucking sucks balls now...it is ghetto as shit now

>be me
>get hammered ass drunk
>get picked up in the trailer park right there
>cops give me a ride home
>wut.jpg

you know it

omg yes gtfo everyone in clovis who is suddenly a cowboy because the rodeo is in town

For sure man...yeehaw maw...rodyos back in town yall

devise a plan user

get off Sup Forums you no life wannabe punk

>guy who posted picture from dennys

Y'all wanna smoke a fat ass blunt?

no you fucking degenerate

perhaps an average size blunt

>inb4 fresno is such a small town we know each other already

chek'd

TFW

Is that the one on maroa?

sierra

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farewell fresfags
standard thread for the valley
>"we need more n00ds"

Fucking northerners

>be from bakersfield
>try to say anything
>kek.jpg

>hurr durr
>i work in the oil fields