How do I get my aunt to fuck me?

How do I get my aunt to fuck me?

Serious.

She is staying in my spare bedroom for the next few weeks till she gets back on her own. She's super heavy, generally depressed and is a normal person. So it'd be hard to convince her. I get the sense she'd be the type to be like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING". But I still want to try.
How can I see if she's interested, at all, in touching me, or something subtle. without her knowing what I'm doing. I'm a fairly attractive guy, I go to the gym, what can I do bros? If I am successful I'll post pics.

Accidentally drop towel in front of her. Say "I guess I should have said 'Timber' first" and hip thrust some

Helpful lol.

>I go to the gym
work out in front of her waring only shorts, be extra "nice" and caring with her, see how she reacts and act accordingly

Should I go and sit on her bed and chat with her, see if she sits with me, etc?
give her a hug, sorta make it an interesting hug..

no you mongoloid

advice then

is there any possibility that you can make her look at your dick and pretend it was an accident???

Try to get her ro talk to you. It can be about anything, be genuinely interested in what she has to say, she can detect that and will want to open up more. Once you get a hold on her personal interests and thought process you can act more suggestively with her and she will play along. One week should be enough to get her to trust you enough to agree on most thungs you want her to do with you. As of the sexual favors though you might have to pressure her a bit but make sure not to lose her trust if you don't intend raping her.

follow what said. you cant just fucking try and seduce her.

Offer to help her lose weight

I can wear baskeball shorts that are fairly bad at hiding every detail in the outline.

My advice is foreplay is your enemy, you can't give here time to think so she can say in her mind "it really did just happen"

fuck her right in the pussy

I like this. She often says things like "I wish I had a boyfriend but I don't." and on Saturdays she says "I have no life haha, Im just gonna sit in my room and watch a movie I guess". I could ask to watch it with her, talk about her feelings. Maybe if that works well I can comfort her with a long hug and see if she seems to like it. Give her a friendly tough on the top of the thigh and comfort her, then leave the room. Plant that seed.

Like don't give her the opportunity to realize "omg this is wrong" right?

Do the basketball shorts thing and then offer alcohol at a later time. Have a chat. But this is pretty sick dude.

dont do the hug. well maybe a hug but not a long one unless shes wants it.

she did say she used to love going out to drink.
And I don't care if it's sick. Sex is just sex. Fuck it. she's 20 years older than me, she used to live forever away and I've had no contact with her my whole life. She's basically a half ass step aunt.

Dude, watch movies with her. After you plant the seed, start getting her to turn off the lights for the movie and sit just close enough to barely make physical contact. Over time get a little closer, more comfortable. The physical contact alongside doing something she likes, adding in the darkness, might be your best setting to go for it.

If sex is just sex then why does it have to be your aunt? It's not just sex. There's a fetishism going on here. You might be ruining your life for some obese pussy.

Tell her that you have a medical question...whip out your cock and tell her you cant cum and you are scared

Got it ;)

Ruining my life? lol

OP PLS

How exactly he could ruin his life by fucking her?.

Yeah I'm sure your mom would love to hear about you trying to plow her sister.

Maybe in your family that's ok. But that's weird as fuck and would ruin the reputation of a guy in most families.

Whats the consequences?
Shes not going to be keen to out you unless you are too aggressive

You're assuming she'd say yes. It'd be ruining his life if she gets freaked out (like he suspects she would). Even he admitted that.

She's actually not my moms sister.
I think she's technically my cousin. She's my great aunts daughter. I've always called her auntie though.

I don't think she'd go out and be like "yeah He tried fucking me." I think I'm smart enough to play is slow, if she doesn't seem interested it won't happen. If she is in a fuck it mood, and it does happen, then she's in the wrong too, and if she comes to her senses half way in and says no, I doubt she'll want the story to come out anyways.

Pfff you can legally get married in all 50 states.
Thats not first cousin.
This cowardly attitude is why alot of guys don't get laid.
There can be consequences to the most mundane hook up

He said she'd be freaked out. And I said he MIGHT be ruining his life. I feel you people are just arguing for the sake of it at this point. He admitted she might freak out so he might be ruining his life. That's all I said.

So fuck her then shit. If you don't like the responses then don't make the thread.

Well if she say no then fuck her and get the hell out of his place, anyway he said she is practically a step aunt since she was living far away so.

wine her
dine her
go on a "date"
get back from date, and then start rubbing her shoulders...
????
vidya you fucking your aunt and post it here

Plus shes older not younger than you.
Start doing shirtless yard work and come in all sweating to drink lemonade

Youve got to whip the cock out while rubbing the shoulders...let it caress her neck

While watching some TV or something, turn to her and say: "Hey, wanna have sex?"

Don't laugh, just stare her right in the eyes, if she's not into it, pretend it was a joke.

Works about 50% of the time.

basketball shorts, no boxers. coming out half chubbing helps

Just do jumping jacks in this attire...can surely see it banging atound in there. Shit, you might even be able to bang your mom

>Start doing shirtless yard work and come in all sweating to drink lemonade
Real life apparently works exactly as depicted in the pornos. Seems legit.

>be helpful
>make sure cock is in views
>rub it a little while making eye contact
>slowly grow trust

Jerk it LOUDLY. Vibrate the floor boards every night for an hour or more. Stare at her tits and mouth constantly, and six times a day excuse yourself to masterbate.

Let her see you with streaks of cum on a dark t-shirt while you are staring at her tits. Make sure she spends an hour listening to you jerk off.

something like this
be at aunts
get "caught"
door cracked
be in room near

Thats a nice little pussy

the chad auntfucker

oh?

I like the little shadow of hair...reminds me of someone close to me

I may have manipulated a milf using this technique once upon a time....

name start with a T?
talk to me user

Ha, no...one letter up..S

too bad, be hot if I was fucking her also

I wish...would be pretty awesome

...

you be on the west coast
there for you user

West coast i am

dubs to dubs....
tis fate
are you in the central valley?

Yup

say youre near fresno, and ill have a several shots

Lol yeah, im in fresno

Get her drunk. Make her laugh and then get her talking about her own insecurities. Tell her you think she's beautiful. Fuck her as quickly as possible, little or no foreplay. Act like it never happened.

Lol this

best advice here oP, watch a movie, get close.. make a move

need more pictures of aunt

u ever go through her dirty clothes and get her enormous panties and take a nice long smell?

where abouts?
shots taken

Downtown

>vague ass nigga
straight out of tower

Haha, gotta stay vague my Sup Forumsro

Morgan would be horrified.

where do you live?
what do you drive?
who are you>
>downtown
>american
>white man from town

Hit the nail on the head lol

Abort OP.

Will not go well.

>Fresno
How am I not fuckin surprised? Leave it to dirty fuckin' Fresno to start a "fuck my aunt" thread.

Just to add on to this point, remember that it’s important to find out what she likes, and why she doesn’t. And you can do that through casual conversation once in a while. Not only does this make her more open to you, but it can be a well of information.
The trick is to make very subtle changes to reflect what she’s into. Make it too drastic and your intentions become apparent, and revealing them too soon can ruin the whole thing.
Just remember, subtlety.

Lol this fucking guy retarded??

>loud slamming, crashing down hall
>Bigfoot mating calls scream from his room 6 times a day

'Oh god, he's doing it again. I hope he at least uses a different shirt than what he's wearing'

>b/ro appears with a sultry, mildly retarded look on his face.
>Stares at her lips creepily, oblivious of jack stain across voltron tee

'Jesus, he smells like unwashed cock and he's checking out my tits again'

>stares at ceiling long into the night as primal screams and fapping noises haunt the halls

'God I wish I could afford a motel'

Your fedoras on too tight dumbass. Cum stains on shirt.... Christ, she's 40

...

Hey, fresno just materialized...not op haha

hey hey hey
we're cousin fuckers not aunt fuckers
chek'd

Looks like a nice smooth ass. And i love the pussy lips poking out so lightly

this user gets it

Work out in basketball shorts only and try to maintain some sort of chub, make sure she sees.
Ask her to watch a movie with you and introduce alcohol, dance with her (when at least a .8 BAC) if your seating arrangement does not give you a chance for intimacy.

Make god damn sure the bac is .8 you fucking chink...dont fuck that up

I am aware how that might seem, but what I meant was something a long the lines of "don't initiate something heavy until she at least too drunk to drive"

>Test and bump
*test* and *bump*
* test
* and
* bump
~~test and bump~~
testand^bump
[flip] test and bump [/flip]

That said, first you should test her to see see if she'd really be unyielding to any chance of fuckinh you (so get her drunk if you can and ask a bunch of revealing questions), and then you /bump/ her
ifyaknowwhatI'msaying

>all the advice for a relative youngun to try to seduce an auntie who's been around the block at least once
the kek is thick

LMAO

>says guy whos never tried