She is staying in my spare bedroom for the next few weeks till she gets back on her own. She's super heavy, generally depressed and is a normal person. So it'd be hard to convince her. I get the sense she'd be the type to be like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING". But I still want to try. How can I see if she's interested, at all, in touching me, or something subtle. without her knowing what I'm doing. I'm a fairly attractive guy, I go to the gym, what can I do bros? If I am successful I'll post pics.
James Jackson
Accidentally drop towel in front of her. Say "I guess I should have said 'Timber' first" and hip thrust some
Juan Cooper
Helpful lol.
Luis Anderson
>I go to the gym work out in front of her waring only shorts, be extra "nice" and caring with her, see how she reacts and act accordingly
Mason Wood
Should I go and sit on her bed and chat with her, see if she sits with me, etc? give her a hug, sorta make it an interesting hug..
Nicholas Bell
no you mongoloid
Dominic Howard
advice then
Gabriel Fisher
is there any possibility that you can make her look at your dick and pretend it was an accident???
Ethan Barnes
Try to get her ro talk to you. It can be about anything, be genuinely interested in what she has to say, she can detect that and will want to open up more. Once you get a hold on her personal interests and thought process you can act more suggestively with her and she will play along. One week should be enough to get her to trust you enough to agree on most thungs you want her to do with you. As of the sexual favors though you might have to pressure her a bit but make sure not to lose her trust if you don't intend raping her.
Luis Young
follow what said. you cant just fucking try and seduce her.
Lucas Garcia
Offer to help her lose weight
Owen Walker
I can wear baskeball shorts that are fairly bad at hiding every detail in the outline.
Asher Murphy
My advice is foreplay is your enemy, you can't give here time to think so she can say in her mind "it really did just happen"
Dominic Nguyen
fuck her right in the pussy
Ryan Perry
I like this. She often says things like "I wish I had a boyfriend but I don't." and on Saturdays she says "I have no life haha, Im just gonna sit in my room and watch a movie I guess". I could ask to watch it with her, talk about her feelings. Maybe if that works well I can comfort her with a long hug and see if she seems to like it. Give her a friendly tough on the top of the thigh and comfort her, then leave the room. Plant that seed.
Robert Ward
Like don't give her the opportunity to realize "omg this is wrong" right?
Anthony Walker
Do the basketball shorts thing and then offer alcohol at a later time. Have a chat. But this is pretty sick dude.
Elijah Perez
dont do the hug. well maybe a hug but not a long one unless shes wants it.
Julian Adams
she did say she used to love going out to drink. And I don't care if it's sick. Sex is just sex. Fuck it. she's 20 years older than me, she used to live forever away and I've had no contact with her my whole life. She's basically a half ass step aunt.
Levi Thompson
Dude, watch movies with her. After you plant the seed, start getting her to turn off the lights for the movie and sit just close enough to barely make physical contact. Over time get a little closer, more comfortable. The physical contact alongside doing something she likes, adding in the darkness, might be your best setting to go for it.
James Clark
If sex is just sex then why does it have to be your aunt? It's not just sex. There's a fetishism going on here. You might be ruining your life for some obese pussy.
Parker Edwards
Tell her that you have a medical question...whip out your cock and tell her you cant cum and you are scared
Tyler Wood
Got it ;)
Blake Barnes
Ruining my life? lol
Ryan Evans
OP PLS
Jeremiah Davis
How exactly he could ruin his life by fucking her?.
Jonathan Jackson
Yeah I'm sure your mom would love to hear about you trying to plow her sister.
Maybe in your family that's ok. But that's weird as fuck and would ruin the reputation of a guy in most families.
Evan Green
Whats the consequences? Shes not going to be keen to out you unless you are too aggressive
Nathaniel Williams
You're assuming she'd say yes. It'd be ruining his life if she gets freaked out (like he suspects she would). Even he admitted that.
Lucas Roberts
She's actually not my moms sister. I think she's technically my cousin. She's my great aunts daughter. I've always called her auntie though.
Anthony Cook
I don't think she'd go out and be like "yeah He tried fucking me." I think I'm smart enough to play is slow, if she doesn't seem interested it won't happen. If she is in a fuck it mood, and it does happen, then she's in the wrong too, and if she comes to her senses half way in and says no, I doubt she'll want the story to come out anyways.
Austin James
Pfff you can legally get married in all 50 states. Thats not first cousin. This cowardly attitude is why alot of guys don't get laid. There can be consequences to the most mundane hook up
Robert Brown
He said she'd be freaked out. And I said he MIGHT be ruining his life. I feel you people are just arguing for the sake of it at this point. He admitted she might freak out so he might be ruining his life. That's all I said.
Connor Johnson
So fuck her then shit. If you don't like the responses then don't make the thread.
Carson Adams
Well if she say no then fuck her and get the hell out of his place, anyway he said she is practically a step aunt since she was living far away so.
Jason Brooks
wine her dine her go on a "date" get back from date, and then start rubbing her shoulders... ???? vidya you fucking your aunt and post it here
Benjamin Nelson
Plus shes older not younger than you. Start doing shirtless yard work and come in all sweating to drink lemonade
Landon Howard
Youve got to whip the cock out while rubbing the shoulders...let it caress her neck
Jeremiah Thompson
While watching some TV or something, turn to her and say: "Hey, wanna have sex?"
Don't laugh, just stare her right in the eyes, if she's not into it, pretend it was a joke.
Works about 50% of the time.
David Gray
basketball shorts, no boxers. coming out half chubbing helps
Brandon Peterson
Just do jumping jacks in this attire...can surely see it banging atound in there. Shit, you might even be able to bang your mom
Zachary Foster
>Start doing shirtless yard work and come in all sweating to drink lemonade Real life apparently works exactly as depicted in the pornos. Seems legit.
Austin Sullivan
>be helpful >make sure cock is in views >rub it a little while making eye contact >slowly grow trust
Grayson Brown
Jerk it LOUDLY. Vibrate the floor boards every night for an hour or more. Stare at her tits and mouth constantly, and six times a day excuse yourself to masterbate.
Let her see you with streaks of cum on a dark t-shirt while you are staring at her tits. Make sure she spends an hour listening to you jerk off.
Chase Sanchez
something like this be at aunts get "caught" door cracked be in room near
Asher Phillips
Thats a nice little pussy
Isaiah Davis
the chad auntfucker
Brayden Ross
oh?
Jonathan Rogers
I like the little shadow of hair...reminds me of someone close to me
Carson Price
I may have manipulated a milf using this technique once upon a time....
Aiden Wright
name start with a T? talk to me user
Anthony Moore
Ha, no...one letter up..S
Elijah Russell
too bad, be hot if I was fucking her also
Tyler Green
I wish...would be pretty awesome
Elijah Bell
...
Brandon Fisher
you be on the west coast there for you user
Bentley Thomas
West coast i am
Hudson Cruz
dubs to dubs.... tis fate are you in the central valley?
Camden Nguyen
Yup
Blake Russell
say youre near fresno, and ill have a several shots
Colton Thomas
Lol yeah, im in fresno
Mason Collins
Get her drunk. Make her laugh and then get her talking about her own insecurities. Tell her you think she's beautiful. Fuck her as quickly as possible, little or no foreplay. Act like it never happened.
Dylan Campbell
Lol this
Alexander Cooper
best advice here oP, watch a movie, get close.. make a move
Connor Moore
need more pictures of aunt
u ever go through her dirty clothes and get her enormous panties and take a nice long smell?
Hunter Ortiz
where abouts? shots taken
Ryder Nelson
Downtown
Colton Morris
>vague ass nigga straight out of tower
Eli Miller
Haha, gotta stay vague my Sup Forumsro
Nathaniel Cook
Morgan would be horrified.
Ian Garcia
where do you live? what do you drive? who are you> >downtown >american >white man from town
Ian Roberts
Hit the nail on the head lol
Grayson Powell
Abort OP.
Will not go well.
James Gray
>Fresno How am I not fuckin surprised? Leave it to dirty fuckin' Fresno to start a "fuck my aunt" thread.
Jaxson Torres
Just to add on to this point, remember that it’s important to find out what she likes, and why she doesn’t. And you can do that through casual conversation once in a while. Not only does this make her more open to you, but it can be a well of information. The trick is to make very subtle changes to reflect what she’s into. Make it too drastic and your intentions become apparent, and revealing them too soon can ruin the whole thing. Just remember, subtlety.
Nicholas Bell
Lol this fucking guy retarded??
>loud slamming, crashing down hall >Bigfoot mating calls scream from his room 6 times a day
'Oh god, he's doing it again. I hope he at least uses a different shirt than what he's wearing'
>b/ro appears with a sultry, mildly retarded look on his face. >Stares at her lips creepily, oblivious of jack stain across voltron tee
'Jesus, he smells like unwashed cock and he's checking out my tits again'
>stares at ceiling long into the night as primal screams and fapping noises haunt the halls
'God I wish I could afford a motel'
Your fedoras on too tight dumbass. Cum stains on shirt.... Christ, she's 40
Christian Collins
...
Grayson Davis
Hey, fresno just materialized...not op haha
Kevin Young
hey hey hey we're cousin fuckers not aunt fuckers chek'd
Cooper Murphy
Looks like a nice smooth ass. And i love the pussy lips poking out so lightly
Zachary Jones
this user gets it
Cameron Davis
Work out in basketball shorts only and try to maintain some sort of chub, make sure she sees. Ask her to watch a movie with you and introduce alcohol, dance with her (when at least a .8 BAC) if your seating arrangement does not give you a chance for intimacy.
Ryder Lee
Make god damn sure the bac is .8 you fucking chink...dont fuck that up
James Gutierrez
I am aware how that might seem, but what I meant was something a long the lines of "don't initiate something heavy until she at least too drunk to drive"
Brayden Parker
>Test and bump *test* and *bump* * test * and * bump ~~test and bump~~ testand^bump [flip] test and bump [/flip]
That said, first you should test her to see see if she'd really be unyielding to any chance of fuckinh you (so get her drunk if you can and ask a bunch of revealing questions), and then you /bump/ her ifyaknowwhatI'msaying
Daniel Jackson
>all the advice for a relative youngun to try to seduce an auntie who's been around the block at least once the kek is thick