Hey Sup Forums I'm self conscious asf, so I've decided to just put myself out there. What can I do to make myself more attractive and possibly land myself a girlfriend?
Hey Sup Forums I'm self conscious asf, so I've decided to just put myself out there...
that is easy, go on amazon and there are there for about 300, but that is for the 100cm models. if you want taller you will have to pay more
I think you're pretty attractive! I would date you in a heartbeat, you seem confident
what do you mean? Are you talking about girlfriends?
thanks user, not entirely convinced though
>What can I do to make myself more attractive
lose 50 pounds
Well, Willem. You should probably work out a bit, relieve yourself of some college stress. Start balancing your diet, eat less carbs, start walking/running daily. And drink a ton of water. That will help you a lot.
damn op, you look just like me.
>will monitor thread
post pics?
Checked mate, gg
Thanks mate
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You look like the kind of creep that would randomly start rubbing a colleague's shoulders.
I can’t give up sweets though.
I’m addicted to peanut butter eminems, my favorite they seriously make my day better
Fuck you man!
I have a condition, just need advice about how to act and dress
>self conscious
Stop being a fat ass.
OP HERE BUMP!
please guys I need advice
It’s a CONDITION you twat!
Work out and eat less. That is all you have to do to lose weight
You don't seem ugly to me desu
Maybe you need to work on your approach and how you talk to girls?
Lose about 2 people's worth of weight and you might stand a chance. It's never good when the whole squad is actually just 1 body
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If you were in the wild, you would lose the weight so stop making excuses
So is my foot in your ass.
Once you gain the insight to see that your weight is a consequence of your decisions, the rest of your life will fall into place and you can be a more attractive, more confident, and more responsible man that women will fucking KILL for
I’ve got your IP address
>the condition that makes you lift the spoon to your face and eat
Lmao And?
You have NO idea what my life is like!
I bet your life is sooo great?
Lmao yeah i don't eat to fill the void
Fuckin butt hurt new fag
You shud be very carful what you say to me!
You have know idea what I’m capable of
Not like you could get over here.
You'd fuckin weigh the plane down fat cunt
>tips fedora
I don’t kneed to get on a plane to fuk you’re life UP!!
>I can reeee like the world has never seen
Squeal piggie
Go for it
Ooh wait you can't
Yeah you would wear one of those FAGGIY
>Doesnt understand sarcasm or Sup Forums memes
>certified newfag
This is why I was afraid to post!!
You fuckin troals don’t care about anybody but yourselfs
Nothing.
You can't do a single thing.
Your body is ruined.
You will never be happy.
Your life is not worth living.
No...
We don't care about anyone
>in b4 actual autist on Sup Forums
Post a pic of YOU then bich
I bet you are fatter than me
Nothing
Being on here has made me so jaded. Right now I can't believe you're not a troll
My life is amazing, and the more weight I lose the better it gets. I already lost 30 lbs down to 254 from 299, despite being diabetic, having no right foot and half blind. (hit by driver while he was high, lost foot and one eye.)
What the fucks your excuse again?
Here is to all you fags trolling
My dick is bigger the.n yours FUCK YUO
damn he thicc
Nice angle. I'd say it's 4.3 inches big
>This is you
I garantee you made that story up to try and prove something to me, I’m sorry I’m not convinced
Someone send OP tendies before he has a complete meltdown.
Or just go jerk off to your hidden pics you took of your planet mom.
Not OP but, nice projection there.
>Sorry not convinced
Oh no. My whole life is ruined. What ever shall I do?
I think I'll fuck my wife's ass while she eats out my girlfriend. That's what
That’s not what your moma said
Op here and I'm fuckin retarded because i don't wanna get off my fat ass and lose weight
Gross. My mother's 78 years old, but hey she can still get it. Good for her.
You are pathetic.
A fat, spineless, emotional half faggot.
Probably raised by a fat single mom.
No goals.
No aspirations.
No chance.
I would tell you to kill yourself but I know you would survive if you had the bottle to try because people like you fail at everything.
You are just trying to get attention on here, fuckin liar
How fucking old are you then
Post a pic of your body again
Fuck you
Fuck all of you
guys i'm fat help me ignore that and i'll pretend it's a condition
tl;dr
i wanna fuck while i'm a land whale.
>wat do
No You are. I bet that picture isn't even you
You know who OP is?
He's that ugly angry fat kid who shoves others and thinks it's hilarious, who thinks he's the most intelligent person on the play ground. Who doesn't know his mommy gets gangbanged while he's at school throwing his tendies St girls hoping they will like him, he's the kid who loses his shit when nobody laughs at his jokes but loves to laugh at him when he dumps the glue all over his lap because he saw the gay kid bend over and he popped a boner.
That's who.
Youre qt Op. I would date you
check'd
Old as shit myself mate.
I don't give a shit what you think bitch. Suck my hairy balls.
I wish it wasn’t okay?
I’m not happy with my body I decided to be brave and see if some fellow Sup Forumsros could relate and give some solid advise but you don’t crae
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Your right. We don't crae. We only crae if it's legit issues, not lazy ass issues.
Is that really you?
I think you are beautiful
You’re
awwwn I can imagine myself licking and gently biting your chubby rolls~ Yeah that meThanks for the compliment ^^
dude. seriously. youre an unattractive blob and your man boobs wont do anything for anyone. lay off the fewd, dood.
Can I see a picture of your face?
Why do you like his fuckin rolls lmao
Get money
Your. You're your
Fuck if I care.
Just kill yourself . Do it on livestream.
you are gross. that is all
Im sorry but I wont post my face on Sup Forums~ Do you have discord by any chance?
In my eyes hes a very beautiful and attractive man. Im not sure if its about the rolls or his confidence. xD
Aside from some candy I like I eat really healthy, fruit vegtiballs. I jog but I still look like this.
It runs in the family I can’t do anything about that
Underrated post
Looks like no one runs in your family
>I would tell you to kill yourself but I know you would survive if you had the bottle to try because people like you fail at everything.
cold af
Unseen god
High velocity flatulence?
Raging until you cry?
A weird nonsensical rant that you think is a sick burn?
Fat shaming is good .
Does OP have a kik
fucking sick. 0/10. forever alone and rightfully so. no effort into making yourself not look like a goddamn jabba the hut. you will also never be able to live on your own. always moochng off your family.
How do I do the discord thing? I’d love to talk to somebody who can relate
Nigga you look like dunkey minus the talent and personality
You look like a roommate that I used to have. He was a chubby stoner shit too.
FUCK YOU, JAKE.
Same reason dudes like whales I guess. Or you think he's broken, which he obviously is, and think you can fix him.
I live in my own apartmint that I pay for myself so, screw off lozer
you fat slob. improve yourself. youre probably to fucking lazy to change. minus the probably..
bait and fat
Well maybe he can fix me, did you ever bother to think about my confidence? No you are ignorant
>Mooching off your family
Something tells me none of them mooch anything other than food. I bet it's like a fucking brawl on Thanksgiving, this dude grabs the turkey thighs and starts swinging while his mom is chugging the gravel like it's dick.