Just fucked my first hooker ever

Just fucked my first hooker ever.
>See CL ad for one night hook up
>Respond to the ad with a pic of me and asking for a pic of her
>No response for 3 days and I don't check my email for another 5
>When I see her response I send her an email back and within like 10 min she emailed me with a pic and asking if I know what roses was code for
>realize she's a hooker so I ask her her rates
>She says usually $80/hr but she needs the money so she's going to do $50 for me
>Seems sketchy as fuck because most local hookers start at $60 for head, $80 for qs, $100 for hh, etc.
>Whatever, she's kinda cute I guess
>Tell her I get out of work at 1 am and we can meet up then
>She texts me asking me how work is going
>Seems kinda weird
>Keeps asking me when I'll be on my way
>Tell her I have to run to the store after I get out
>she says her too - she doesn't have any condoms
>Seeing red flags everywhere
>Friend of mine had condoms in his car so I took those and headed there
>Having second thoughts the entire drive
>Not even horny anymore just making myself do this on pure curiousity
>Text her when I'm outside of her apartment. It's in the ghetto
>Ask her if she minds if we go for a quick drive around the block
>Now she gets weirded out and calls me asking me if I'm a cop and if I'm going to arrest her
>Not falling for your reverse psychology bitch
>Tell her I'm not a cop but I just want to make sure she is who she says she is
>She's really sketched out but texts her friend what's going on and gets in the car
>Tell her I want to make sure she doesn't have a wire before I go in her house
>She shows me her tits and that's basically an automatic confirmation that she's not a cop
>cont

why do you faggots not have your fucking stories typed out BEFORE you make the thread fucking damn, kill yourself

go on

She's indeed ugly if that's her

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>Park my car and begin to walk towards her apartment
>Pass one of her neighbors who is mumbling something to himself
>Step into her apartment and see a queen size mattress sitting on the floor, an old box tv on a dresser, and clothes scattered throughout the studio apartment
>Also heart is still racing and I'm still nervous as fuck
>My dick is literally inside me right now and I'm not whipping that out in front of her
>tell her I need to use the bathroom real quick
>she calls me weird and tells me go ahead
>Tells me there's a hole in the door because she stabbed it with a pair of scissors
>push my dick outside of my body and play with it a little bit to make it somewhat presentable
>Wash my hands and come out
>Tell her this is my first time and I'm nervous as fuck
>She says "Want me to not make you nervous?"
>Pushes me down on the bed that's literally on the floor so I fall a good 5 ft
>Starts pulling down my pants
>"Uhh... I want to get hard first" embarassed because I'm like less than an inch right now
>"I know I'm going to make you hard"
>She pulls out my corpse looking half incher
>Starts sucking it like nothing is amiss
>Literally get the best fucking blowjob of my life
>After like a good 5 min of her blowing me I'm erect
>She pulls out the condom and asks me if she wants me to get on top
>I say sure
>Suddenly boner starts to fade
>Fuuuuuck
>She notices and says maybe I should get on top of her first
>I say let's try her on top
>She gets on top, rides me for like 45 sec, and my dick starts to fucking bend
>Cont

>psychoLOGy

>She gets off then tells me to stand up so she can suck it to make it hard again
>She sucks it with the condom on because she only has 1 condom
>Not as good but starting to get hard again
>once hard she lays down and tells me to get on top
>I begin plowing her and she's fingering herself while moaning stuff like "Fuck me"
>I'm grabbing her tits, which are pretty big, and rubbing her pussy
>Start to smell something fishy and whatdoyaknow my dick slowly starts to shrink
>Fuuuuuuuck
>She's saying something like "I want to cum when you come"
>I keep fucking her with a soon to be softie
>She cums, or at least pretends to
>I pull my dick out
>She looks at the condom
>"There's no cum in here. Did you cum?"
>"Uhh... No.. I think it's nerves"
>She's bugging out saying she doesn't know what to do and that she feels bad
>I tell her it's really just the nerves and it's fine if I don't cum I just wanted the experience.
>She tells me the next one is free next time I text her.
>We talk for a few more minutes and I end up leaving
>tl;dr go see my first hooker and can't even stay hard
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Good news though...you get a freebie

Yea that's her. She was actually a LOT better looking in person, but her body was appropriate for her age. She told me she was 44 and had a kid that was 22. I'm 24. She had that baby pouch women get after they have kids and don't take care of themselves and her tits has some signs of stretch marks. Also her ass was ok but not firm or anything. In general, her whole body was soft.

It's normal. Don't feel bad.

Yea she asked me why I was doing this since I was really cute and told her that I have a girlfriend and this is the best way to cheat without having her find anything out. Not really sure if I'm going to see her again because sex with my girlfriend is literally better in every aspect, but the whole purpose of seeing her was to fuck someone different. I told her I'll text her first so we'll see what happens

Jesus christ, you paid money to hit that? I wouldn't fuck this bitch FOR FREE, let alone pay for it. Were you a virgin?

No I've had sex with 2 other women, and finger fucked a few other girls. I just wanted to fuck someone other than my girlfriend without risking her finding out.

Honestly...you should try and get your girl to agree to a threesome....i mean, you already have the third roped in...just need to get the second invloved

Yeah I agree. I couldn't get and stay hard the first four or five times I fucked a hooker.

>since I was really cute
I imagine you as a fat, nerdy office worker so I find this very difficult to believe

>pic related
its you

Just had my first hooker experience also. It went almost identical to yours. No shame user.

don t you feel bad for cheating?
how would you feel if your gf cheates on you?

Are you implying that woman is attractive? I mean come on now

he's a cuck, wouldn't care

might even fap to it

Great corpse for Halloween! is she a aspiring actress in the role of hog swine filth or buried in grave and mud?

Thankyou OP.

I felt bad for years, knowing that my first root was a 119kg land whale with zits.

Then I read this thread and realised there's worse.

gg OP, you're not a faggot today.

Yeah my first time was somewhat similar. Did come after a vigorous hand job, damn near shot my eye out. If you keep at it the nerves will settle down a bit.

Try POF next time, it’s a bit more casual so you don’t get as nervous. Also good chance the slut will be much better than that sack of STD’s

One time I found a young looking girl online looking to fuck for cash.
It was a 30 minute drive to a hick area
Google maps got me to some old house that had apartments in it.
Call the hooker, tells me to come around back.
So I go through the front gate and some drunk old guy is pointing a hunting rifle at me.
Asks me if im a cop.
Tell him nah, just came to see some girl.
Lowered his rifle and asked me if i got any alcohol on me. Told him nope, he pissed off.
Then the girl came down and opened the door.
We go upstairs and there's a bunch of cats and dogs, 2 little babies in cribs and her fucking sister who apparently is also a hooker.
She offered me a drink, declined, said I gotta get home, just here for a quick nut.
So her sister pissed off to the other room, didn't even have a door and she would occasionally walk by while I fucked her sister.

fuck greentext

If I were to have a threesome, it would have to be with someone my age. Her pussy was definitely aged and I'd need something a little be fresher
I'm glad this is common. Can't say I was like super embarrassed or anything but wish I could have got what I paid for.

See pic related. Not showing face obviously, but you get the idea.

Thanks bro. Was super nervous about her being a cop that it kind of ruined the whole experience.

I've cheated before quite a few times. I've even got a thing going on with her best friend. The only guilt I would feel is if she found out. As long as she's ignorant to it, I'm fine. And if she ever cheated on me and I found out, it would be over immediately. I know I'm hypocritical.

Yea I tried jerking it, got close, then lost it. That was my final attempt at coming and just got dressed after.

She is vile. You probably contracted some sort of disease.

No not attractive but definitely as bad as you said.
Just a woman in her 40's in my opinion.

I fucked uglier woman while drunk (not proud of it though)

not as bad*

sorry im high on kratom

Yea I've had friends who had loads of sluts fuck them on POF, but I don't want a friend of my girlfriend seeing me on there and telling her about it. That exact situation actually happened to a guy I know.

Yea sounds similar to mine haha. Hookers are a strange breed.

I'm seriously worried about that and will be seeing doctor within a week if I notice any changes

Yea this is what I'm saying. She's obviously not a top class escort and she's priced herself accordingly. I'm just glad I only lost $50 on it instead of $200 for not even a nut.

You sir have no taste in vile. But with a little makeup and shit I can make her into something great. It's hard pressed to find someone so how do you say vacant. I reject fruity tarts more than I find them sunken in eyed lost recruits.

To be honest if you spend more on your escorts the slimmer the chance is to run into those situations where you cant cum or get hard. I go only for high end escorts, usually between 250 to 400 an hour. My experience has shown those high end escorts look better and fuck better too

Yea I'm poor as fuck. I make around $450 a week so there's no way in hell my whole paycheck is going to 1 hour of fun.

Well then, guess you need to find a better job

Took condiments from friends car

She only has one condom

WTF?

Yea she was really against me going to my car to grab them. She probably thought I was going to take off without paying