Celeb Thread: Lewd Edition

Celeb Thread: Lewd Edition
>No Hermans allowed

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going to bed. Let me cleanse your eyeballs after looking at jen's face. You're welcome fellas.

please don't post Victoria Justice, please post only relevant celebrities, VJ can't even be labeled a celeb as she never made it out of child stardom. thank you, happy fapping.

only cause of this post

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Imagine your her age, if you grabbed her ass in public, what would she do?

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Anyone up for jlaw roleplay?

She likes older rappers. she is being used a lot

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I'm up for you killing yourself you faggot.
>NO DAD IT'S NOT GAY HE PRETENDS HE'S JENNIFER LAWRENCE GAWD

How many guys has she fucked? Do you reckon guys at her school are always asking to fuck her?

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This.

Source?

Well I know since she has gotten a little fame she is whoring it up a lot to try and get a show. Her mom doesnt care because she wants the money

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Hey

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I bet as soon as she turns 18 She'll post nudes. Honestly, I wanted be surprised If she posted them before then, if the little slut wants to stay relevant.

Hi..Jennifer...big fan.

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Crossed

Can't say I blame her doctor.

I am hoping too because frim everything I hear she is a huge slut These rappers are lucky

saved, is new for me

Same..

can you like not.

Do you think she was into it?

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Y THO

I feel like she's the type of chick who'd fuck you no matter what, just because she feels sorry for you.

lol dont even recognize her without face paint

Tbh I do.

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of course she was. She was a little ho who LOVED all the attention she got. You could see it in her eyes when she did the rounds on talk shows and had grown men lusting after her on TV.

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saved too, thanks user

She is secretly known as an escort now in Hollywood

you pedo fags are fucking retarded

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My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a-a very beautiful w-w-woman and I-I'm s-s-so lucky t-t-to have h-her...

Any pics when she wasn't legal? You know her pussy was fresh then.

you're projecting user

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Fuck! What was her "treatment" ??

Is Jennifer here?

My cum for Cara or Emma

Glad. I'll be on later. Way too many pedo posts in this thread.

Pulls out 10 grand worth of money. "I'll give you this if you fuck me" how does she react?

Calling a pedo a pedo isn't projecting. Learn what words mean before you use them.

What color is her public hair?

Herman is here abandon thread

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no problem bruv

I'd kill someone and throw away the rest of my life to get to fuck her and mommy together

I don't mind them, as they are posting hottie's.

jennifer is bretty tbh. ppl who hate her are fgts

She would agree in a second and her mom would too.

Moar

what makes me a pedo? I never said I wanted to fuck her any point. You're projecting really hard guy.

I'm not into fapping to kids. Bye

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you jlaw fags just got done fantasizing about jerking each other off... I think we all know who the faggots are.

Of course. When do you reckon she lost her V-card?

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my two latest fake

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One more Herman post and this thread is gone.
Sick fucks

"Dirty" Dan " The man with the plan to get her in the van. Thick as a beer can. Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand? I can tell you're fan. I am a legend on Sup Forums. Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan." "Rough rider. Large hardon collider. Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter. If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider

Very nice.

Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers "Ass Man" Dan Danny Daycare Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan "Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider Diaper Viper Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider Dan "The Man" Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "The Defiler" Schneider Dan "The Initiator" Schneider Dan "The Plunger" Schneider Dan "The Bladder" Schneider Dan "The Seducer" Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider Dan "The Collector" Schneider "No Lube Required" Schneider Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider

thx

F-Forgive m-me g-g-good s-s-sir b-but d-d-don't b-be upset b-because Vic h-had n-never t-told y-y-you she loves y-y-you as sh-sh-she has to me...

Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider

Moar

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stfu herman

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

I told you

he mad cause his waifu has smoll boobies and cant act

Whoever likes shit like this...
when I see you in hell it's fucking on losers

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here’s how i interpret this: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don’t know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon “ha-ha”, where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It’s possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous “i really (3x) like this image”, as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it’s yours, which, of course, means “yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick”. Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: “wow, this is funny” Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says “thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot” And that was the story

seems like we hit rock bottom now, OP, tear down this thread

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Wish I could do that to her.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY
REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Who? I'm not even posting pictures. Just lurking and thought I'd point out your faggotry.

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