REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

yay

i wish

So close

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its worth a shot. i need another GF

It may actually happen, because I'm going on a first date tomorrow

cool

well shot is a shot

Ehh

Oh boi what could go wrong

thanks

How is that going to happen when the only girls i talk to are my best friend and my flat mate's girlfriend?

i don't need more bitches i need money man...

wait, tomorrow i'm having a date with this rich girl, cool

NO! I don't have time for one of those

My wife is going to be pissed.

Check'em

...

Check

Im just replying because i don't want my mother to die in her sleep tonight

ok ty

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I wouldn't even mind if it's a trap

Yeet?

.

Okay

sure

ok sure

lol

ok thanks

Won't work, just watch.

there's something behind this

Pls

Cool

Noice!

fuck you
it wont happen

k

Please

ok

>there's something
i just want my own q.t gf that lets me get her pregnant

Sure mate

fuck it, at this point i'll try anything!!

As long as my wife don't find out

Already have one. Now what

i guess

doubt but ok, gibe cutie 8.0 GF who is similar to me

Already done

Help me please : , (

pls im so lonely

woo yeah

sounds good

Okay

abed

Maybe, it's my birthday after all.

She better be slightly chubby and knows how to cook.

give me

why not

why not

My current one wouldn't approve of that.

oh wow

good

plz

I might as well try

it really works I got a gf months ago, how does OP do it?

Hope it works if I wish for a bf too.

If i do not get her op will die.

Never worked before...but why not give it a try again

here I go

Why not

Roll

I will give op the attention he needs cause i am a lonely fag

Thx

as if...
but i guess im desperate enough

i'm desperate, so this can't hurt to try

LIAR!
It didn't work last time, why should it work this time?

I will give op the attention he needs cause i am a lonely fag.

Needs moar skwats

Doubt it but I hope this works

man look at this old pasta b8

sage

Sweet

ok

Girlfriends are way too complicated. Fuck buddies are way better.

nice

get your sumbcumg back to usa reddit faggoted

New gf get

OK guise, you will never believe this.
After i wrote this message a girl on OkCupid contacted me.

SP00K1

This shit needs to stop, how about fuck off faggots

Wish me luck, cunts

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this doesn't work but ok

Bring it

So desperate I don't even care anymore
Do your magic OP

doesn't hurt to try

What happens if i sage tho

Ok

What if already have gf? Do nothing will change? Oh no!

Can i have a flat chest one ?

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Dubs of truth your mom will live

So, my first reply was at 19:49 then, after 10 min, a chick contaced me on OkCupid... on an old account that i never use.

But she is chubby, so... nice try op, but u have to die.