REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
yay
i wish
So close
...
its worth a shot. i need another GF
It may actually happen, because I'm going on a first date tomorrow
cool
well shot is a shot
Ehh
Oh boi what could go wrong
thanks
How is that going to happen when the only girls i talk to are my best friend and my flat mate's girlfriend?
i don't need more bitches i need money man...
wait, tomorrow i'm having a date with this rich girl, cool
NO! I don't have time for one of those
My wife is going to be pissed.
Check'em
...
Check
Im just replying because i don't want my mother to die in her sleep tonight
ok ty
...
I wouldn't even mind if it's a trap
Yeet?
.
Okay
sure
ok sure
lol
ok thanks
Won't work, just watch.
there's something behind this
Pls
Cool
Noice!
fuck you
it wont happen
k
Please
ok
>there's something
i just want my own q.t gf that lets me get her pregnant
Sure mate
fuck it, at this point i'll try anything!!
As long as my wife don't find out
Already have one. Now what
i guess
doubt but ok, gibe cutie 8.0 GF who is similar to me
Already done
Help me please : , (
pls im so lonely
woo yeah
sounds good
Okay
abed
Maybe, it's my birthday after all.
She better be slightly chubby and knows how to cook.
give me
why not
why not
My current one wouldn't approve of that.
oh wow
good
plz
I might as well try
it really works I got a gf months ago, how does OP do it?
Hope it works if I wish for a bf too.
If i do not get her op will die.
Never worked before...but why not give it a try again
here I go
Why not
Roll
I will give op the attention he needs cause i am a lonely fag
Thx
as if...
but i guess im desperate enough
i'm desperate, so this can't hurt to try
LIAR!
It didn't work last time, why should it work this time?
I will give op the attention he needs cause i am a lonely fag.
Needs moar skwats
Doubt it but I hope this works
man look at this old pasta b8
sage
Sweet
ok
Girlfriends are way too complicated. Fuck buddies are way better.
nice
get your sumbcumg back to usa reddit faggoted
New gf get
OK guise, you will never believe this.
After i wrote this message a girl on OkCupid contacted me.
SP00K1
This shit needs to stop, how about fuck off faggots
Wish me luck, cunts
...
this doesn't work but ok
Bring it
So desperate I don't even care anymore
Do your magic OP
doesn't hurt to try
What happens if i sage tho
Ok
What if already have gf? Do nothing will change? Oh no!
Can i have a flat chest one ?
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Dubs of truth your mom will live
So, my first reply was at 19:49 then, after 10 min, a chick contaced me on OkCupid... on an old account that i never use.
But she is chubby, so... nice try op, but u have to die.