Congratulations, rookie

Congratulations, rookie.

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

Roll

Roll

roll

Somewhere nice, plz

Rolllzzz

rolex

rolling

I'm calling it, Kenya

rollopollo

...

I heard that Norht Korea should be a nice place

God dammit.

Ok

rolling stones

not THE worst i guess

Roll

gigidy

Do it

Roll i guess

Am become spy

...

rolly

Roollll!

Roly-polio

Rolling for 90-99

rerolioliolio so I don't die in whackistan

Catch in me in Japan, you goons.

Nigger

pls no nigger

rawl xd

rrrr

rerawl xd

Abort me

rull

rolleroni

winRAR

r011

rol

12 0 11

Get me out from my shithole country

Roll1

Rawl

Roll

roll

roll

flaps

roll1234

Hen'lo

reroll

rolll

re-reroll

roll

re-re-reroll holy shit

Pls no niggers

Afghanistan get

Reroll

Ruling

Rules are unclear, I think I have another roll, going for it instead of south korea

17

inb4 niger

I shall be Merican

Ireland get

Reroll

Germany plz

Reroll

Ok

roll

Pls no Muslim

Roolllllll

Rawllin

roll lel

Roll

roll

81-89 get

Winrar
I pick Kekistan

roll

I like a da meme eh bos?

Been so lucky twice in life. Have fun living in squalor, faggots.

rollo

rollio

North Korea please

reroll

lets do it

rill

reroll for dubs
realized all those countries suck

roll lol

fuck reroll not gonna be a chink

fuck me

fuck me kek

NIGGER GO GO GO

Lets get involved

Rolll

roll

Roll roll roll

reroll

Rolling for Antarctica.

rollo serrano

dasdasdasdasdMAURIGATO

Rollerino