What does your genitalia smell like Sup Forums? Be specific if possible

What does your genitalia smell like Sup Forums? Be specific if possible.

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Hotdogs

vinegar, parmesan and death

fish

Damn. I’m guessing male?

Guy or girl? I kinda like that scent...

I identify as male emotionally.

It's literally like a fish oil pill. Or like warm salmon.

I don't have thrush though so idk why... ._.)

salty milk and coins

Ball sweat.

Yeah I do understand. That’s a natural scent of genitals, you don’t have to be sick or infected. I have a similar scent under my foreskin but it isn’t off putting it’s kinda sexy pheromone-filled scent. Not talking about smegma, that does smell kinda bad...

I've never smelled that lol

I just took a shower so it smells like Irish Spring soap .

Dove

If I don't shower daily, like sweat and fish, nothing otherwise.

Before shower, like dick, after shower, like soap.

Your moms pussy...and your dad's ass...in that order.

Barbecue

I always thought my junk smelled like the shrimp ramen with a hint of dick odor to it

And how would you describe your dick scent before you shower?

ham

Yeah mine too lol. Are you uncut too?

Rotten

Uncut master race here

Are you a guy or a girl?

Same here :) uncut ftw.

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Lol. Jews can’t have my foreskin...

Isn't that like gay dude?

/k/i fuck my gunz

Have jock itch so I think it smells real funky, like its musty or something. Am self concious about it

ham

Used to see a hooker fairly regular. She said my junk smelt pretty bad. Told me to put some of that alcohol hand cream on it every day.
Apparently it eats at any odors and sweat. Takes a few weeks to work and boy does it stink at first but I recommend it, especially if you live somewhere hot and sweat a lot. I smell pretty fresh now. It gets right in, especially folds of your balls.
Probably not good for chick though

>stink
I meant to write sting. That shit stings first few times you rub it in. But its a satisfying sting too.

Like really bad cheese

Jar of pickles that's strong enough to make your eyes water like an onion

How does one describe the unique smell of genitals?

So bad it passed a VW emissions test

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guessing vag on this one

I'd say like stale pasta and shrimp-curry salad with ranch dressing.

Wash your shit ffs

At my worst my nuts smell like almost fish and sweat mixed together. One time after a long day I had a bad itch and scratched my balls. My wife and daughter we're visibly ill and I had to lower all the windows. I told them I didn't know what the smell was. My wife knows. Only thing that really works is deodorant and it wears off after a day or so. I got problems. Probably a fungus.

You need to take this advice. Antiseptic hand wash

>I told them I didn't know what the smell was. My wife knows

Lost my shit right there