What's your worst sexual secret, Sup Forums?

What's your worst sexual secret, Sup Forums?

A dude molested me in broad daylight in a city park when I was a kid. Only got away when I saw a woman walking our way

my dick is too small for conventional sex, gf just gives me hj/bj or lets me jerk off on her. i eat her out once or twice a month when she lets me.

I've fapped to furry porn

I've been in a few gangbangs and I love the attention. It's prob not much of a secret now either.

I masturbated to a friend's sister panties once.

My family is a bunch of hippies so me,my mom and dad, and my two sisters used to go nude hot tubbing together pretty commonly. When me and my sisters were starting to "find ourselves" we would just openly masturbate in front of eachother casually, and our folks would just say it was natural.
I still masturbate to my memory of my mom and sisters naked today

Two words. Girl poop.

I pass for a man on the Internet but I'm actually a woman.

I've knowingly had sloppy seconds

I paid for a big cock brazillian ts to top me

Something something dark side

In into incest porn. And I'd totally fuck a very specific few members of my annoyingly large family. I don't talk to most of em, so the whole family thing feels more like a label.

I stayed with an ex for nearly 3 years really because i was fucking her sister

I'm a middle age virgin.

you monster

When I found out my ex girlfriend was going to dump me, I masturbated and smeared my cum over all her sex toys.

Made love to a mother of two, she was twice my age, and overweight. It was a good fuck but she was really ugly.

I fuck Jewish girls which gives me immortality

i share my wife's pics without her knowing about it here on Sup Forums. ps- pic related

oh man that would have been great if the prank worked
>child support payments

to cuddle a BOY ! :O

I want to watch my friends fucking my girlfriend.

pic?

I sucked a dick. I'm a straight guy

I've committed 3 counts of rape
2 statutory

I'd love to watch my wife getting fucked by a real horse

Having a gf and fucking another girl

filipina?

I cum into my cousin's shoes for a week

just stick out your thumb like you were hitchhiking, that's me. pretend youre 2 and suck your thumb, there you go.

so you raped a woman?

geez... go an hero

im into my mom and aunt

When I was 22 and my sister was 20 we took mushrooms with 3 other friends. At the end of the night it was just her and I still up tripping in her apartment. I wanted to show her a cool visualizer app on my phone and accident showed her a topless pic of a girl I was dating (my brain was all over the place)

This then progressed to us talking about sexting > porn > cumahots > me telling her I shoot a really big load and that I have a video > showing her three videos of me > her showing me her own topless pics. Didn't do anything beyond that after thatv ever again

She was fixed and disease free. Part of the reason I stayed with her was all the consequence free bareback sex.

I love traps

keep going :P

Me too. How big are you?

Also, are you a fatass? I bet you are. It really gets my goat when people tell me to lose weight to make my dick grow not knowing in 6'1" 180lbs

When i was 10 my cousin (same age)and her younger sister (8) let me do anything i wanted to both at them

My ex was the most depraved slut I know.

I miss her kinky shit and I know it would only take a word and I could ride the crazy train again.

But I still remember why she is an ex.

>Indian
What do u think?

Not any more

Out of curiosity what is your name address and SSN?

Who are your top three tou would fuck

When I was 13 I would lock myself and my cocker spaniel in my bedroom and I'd rub my hard penis on her butthole. Sometimes I'd have to hold her down

depraved how?

I suppose you're right, but I'm really not into men. Basically, I tried and didn't like it

tell your story. don't leave out a thing.

My best friend has seen a couple of naked pics of my girlfriend and he thinks her pussy is very accommodating.

Jacked off to surgery videos, rape videos, blackmail videos, gore videos, pictures of people I know, etc

she looks hot. well done mate.

id shave the pussy tho, but thats just me

No thanks. Please keep them floppies to yourself

Did you ever put it in?

approaching 40. Had a 16 year old blow me the other day.

Kek'd

I masturbate to fantasies of this guy I know at school being forcibly injected with drugs and turned into a bubble-butt himbo. I know, it's sad.

that's cool tho.

I jerk off to my gf underage sister on IG more than I have sex now.

My current gf thinks we took each other's virginity, she was actually my third.

I once shoved my best friend's mom's egg vibrator up my ass and jerked off, didn't clean it before putting it back.

My Aunt, and 2 of my cousins. If any of them ever gave me signs they were into it, I think I'd have to try.

Accidentally found my flat mate's vibrator and proceeded to then "find" it. Also came in her panties a couple times

Nah. I didn't understand sex fully because I was a sheltered Christian boy. I just knew that hard penis + warm skin felt good. I didn't know I could do anything other than get an erection.

username ? ^^

Atta boy

i like dog dicks.

Also I saw a video of a female dog getting fucked and punched but forgot to save it and regret it

i am a sex addict for the past month or so because i came up on extra cash flow i have been fucking around with whores and loving each minute of it while having a sweet gf that thinks i am honest and hard working i love sex love sluts and whores and drinking

Whenever my older bro dumps his laundry, I try to sneak out his boxers.
I accidentally whiffed them awhile ago.
And i think i like that smell, that odor.

I jerk off to my 13yo cousin on IG

Some years back i let some dudes off craigslist suck me off. Not all at once, different occasions, one of em even have me 20 bucks

I tried to fuck one of em too, but i couldnt keep it up, just was not into it.

ive been fucking my cousin since we were 13
we're both 50 now both married with grown up kids

Maxxed out my credit card with cash advances so I could cheat in my wife with a stripper. Am now lying about crippling debt.

I've been dumped twice and denied sex countless times because my dick is "too big". Might sound nice but trust me, it's extremely annoying. Most women who say they like big dicks actually just want slightly above average, because anything bigger is extremely painful. At this point, the only women I can really fuck are pornstars (never met one) and worn out sluts with hige pussies.

How do you even find kids like that willing to blow old man dick

Female or male?

I molested a kid in a broad daylight in a city park years ago. Only got started but a woman saw us walking our way.

Ahahah, what a story Mark! Anyway how's your sex life? I love Lisa so much!

Daddy issues ofcourse.
A great american gift.

Hahaha you suck

Similar here, she was black though.

Im 25yr old and my girlfriend is 15, bestfriend of my sister.
Best GF I had.

there are way too many underage girls posting revealing instagrams these days. and why do they leave their profiles public? i dont understand

raped a 16 year old till she bled, dropped her off home with toys in her cunt and ass and kept her panties

I do. Also the stripper was at my wedding and I introduced her as a childhood friend.

oh hi Tommy

I did something homo when I was in hs. Everyone thinks im a player with the ladies but no one knows my first time was with a guy who was maybe twice my age. I wasn't willing but felt forced into it like I didn't have a choice. I hate myself looking back on it

I've been searching a lot of girls' laundry (including family) to sniff their socks and jerk into them.

sauce, OP? I got instantly hard by looking that redhead

You're a lucky guy, congrats

If shes openly ur gf that's kinda messed up dude, 15-25 is bad while 25-35 would be OK

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Attention and social circle points.

same

life sucks

nice
now thats a lasting relationship

Found an emeotionally damaged woman on CL, told her I was a PI that could help her find her birth father, and proceeded to have her send me nudes. Pic related it her

How fucking tight is that pussy bro? I can’t even imagine sliding into 15 yo cunt

What is the youngest age you guys would fuck?

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Consider me intrigued. Care to tell more about this story? How old are you and her? How long ago was this? Do you know her kids? Are you friends with her kids? Where is she from? And, most importantly, do you have any pics of her that you could post?