England v Lithuania Pre Game Thread

Defoe starting edition

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Back 4 w/ Dier in midfield?

clinical

I'm guessing back 3 with him at CB, since Southgate's just copying whatever's popular.

>6 blacks

looks like i wont be watching. try again next int'l break fa

>inb4 unconvincing 1-0 England win

who /easy win/ here

>0-4 against slovakia
>0-3 against czechs friendly
>last cycle 0-7 on aggregate against bongs (0-4 away).
>current defence is super shit even by >our standarts

Really optimistic for this one

whats your line up?

do you guys have any well known players

FOOTBALL

3 black, 3 mixed

They do, but they're all in the NBA.

Where's Spalvis?

Spalvis

why are baltic countries so bad at football? isn't football their first sport?

small populations, worse infrastructure

Lithuania is really into Basketball for some reason iirc. About the only country in Europe that isn't football with Finland.

>the fucking STATE of that England squad

Wales unironically have more talent now

Don't watch much football do you?

Those are some football players, presumably

They have to play a match without Bale. Let's see how that goes

>Not knowing the Lithuanian, Juve gem, David Silva

Spalvis is perma-injured. Sporting tried to loan him after he recovered but he got sent back instantly. His career is starting to go towards JUST direction
Our keepers are always okay-tier I guess. Setkus is 1st keeper in some mid-table Eredvisie club.
Cernych is doing good in Ekstraklasa and NT, he is our best player right now.

It's not like they rely just on him.

t. juvejeep loanee

Comfy Sunday afternoon victory for the lads

The climate, lack of quality regarding training facilities around the country, no real "legendary" coaches and trainers. Obviously the small population too.

Estonia is more of a skiing country and many athletes prefer individual sports or basketball to football.

I don't think we will ever become a good football country, but our oympic record is not too shabby (pic related) and will probably improve in the future.

giggs is a terrible pundit

What is Estonia like, Tallinn looks nice.

England has been such a shitshow that I've put a tenner on Lithuania and I'm not watching.

5-0

it's based

definitely worth a visit

He comes across as a genuine dimwit.

Should stick to his yoga DVDs desu

Reminder that England is shit and will probably win 2-0 with a shitty penalty and an own goal

Fuggg

He was the perfect Slim Shady replacement too at the time. Damn shame.

>Not knowing Ascoli is where young players become GOATs

sounds like a glorious victory to me

how will Scotland do later lads?

and how do you want them to do?

i'm torn between wanting Scotland to lose and wanting a draw to get a bigger buffer at the top

I'm hoping for a draw, would be best for us.

Setkus has been dropped now.

Any live streams?

transfermarkt.de/ernestas-setkus/leistungsdaten/spieler/147028

Also
>midtable

filmon.tv/channel/itv1

Boring 3-0 win

shitquality

Too many wogs 2bh. Going to be mindless game of kick and run as there's not enough white players with a brain in there to dictate a tempo.

I can't believe they're starting Defoe just so he can walk out with le cancer boy.

alli is the most creative English player in a good few years m8

We will very likely lose. Strachan has taken our national squad on a downward spiral. Taking too long to bring motivated young players into the set-up like Armstrong, Fraser, Griffiths etc., sticking with 30+ players that have barely had one good performance for us, usually against some minnow. Stagnant, confused and slow football and very easily picked apart in defence.

The little fella is as arrogant and self-obsessed as they come, Alex Ferguson said as much about him 30 years ago, he's a self-serving idiotic little snake and we will be very lucky to win any game in this group except against Malta.

he is the best finisher available

I thought his team was somewhere between midtable to relegation zone. It doesnt suprise me that they are that low.

Did he get exposed? He doesnt get blamed for NT goals cause our defenders make SFL tier mistakes.

streaming here, though may switch to the germany match if this becomes mind-numbingly boring as england matches have a tendency to do:

streams.notahoneypot.me/

what's a good way to heat wine up to drinking temperature?

well look for any stream of ITV you fucking non-entity of a country, or come and move over here like the rest of these third world eastern european shitholes try to.

Pls be gentle

Do these WC qualifiers against meme teams sell out at Wembley?

warm water in sink/bucket, leave for 15 mins

Sorry to hear that lad. Who would you like to see as manager?

Is this that little lad's third time doing this?

I don't mean to be harsh but do the parents not understand it is convention to do it once?

THREE LOINS ON A SHIRT
JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING

where the fuck even is lichenstein lol?

They get close mainly because they sell them for dirt cheap, and give fuckloads away through corporate seating as well.

Defoe :3

i like that they chose the tallest child to walk out with sterling

they're nearly the same height lel

Open it and let it sit for ten mins

s-sorry, ill just watch lithuanian HD stream

the relationship between him and defoe is bordering on weird

like there's pics of them lying together in bed and shite

sometimes, this one obviously hasn't though

post >yfw it's coming home

Ah yes

Let's play Sterling on the wing he's not as good on to accommodate fucking oxlade

genius

>getting this worked over Defoe's best pal leading out England

cheeky sadiqy spotted

International football is fucking shite.

>the muslim girl mascot for Lithuania

hope she doesn't drive lads

Defoe is a devout, straight edge Christian

Lmao did Lithuania send all their young wogs over to be mascots?

The SFA is so laughably incompetent I don't want to even imagine what they will do next.

Alex Neil would be my shout but they will probably want someone "experienced" meaning one of the old firm old boys.

Probably end up with Souness kek.

Me holding dele's hand

Also what a shite lineup lol

I use this.

lithuania anthem be like five minutes long

This lithuanian stadium is a right shithole

>ITV sound guy

hate england fans whistling other anthems

have some class for a change

Kid has fucking cancer, it's not weird in the slightest if it makes his short time left on the Earth slightly more bearable

ARE U READY TO GET DUNKED ON BONGS?

hahaha

Wew, lads, feel so good to hear lithuanian anthem beeing sang in the stadium.

put the glass under your armpit

navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2731

Stream if anyone needs it, though I don't know why seeing as it's on ITV.

He has been bad but so has the entire team. Not many players would look good there at the moment.

New manager came in and Setkus got a red card in the following game. The back-up did alright so he gets to keep playing. Also the back up is a local lad with >passion so the fans had been calling for him for a while.

England have Dier, Italy have Buffon.

Embarrassing

kid has fucking cancer

why not spend the time on a kid who isn't gonna die, it's just a waste

>these literal whos
Without looking it up, name a single playing in the England squad

fuckin waa hes got cancer. he's being paraded all over england like football's his life when really he's what, 4 years old? barely knows what football is

1-0 lithuania wins... in the best timeline

microwave

>England starting lineup wearing numbers 1-11

I approve of this.

Are Bradley should be starting up front

>danny mills on radio 5

time to enjoy him slagging the entire team off

They're footballers, they're probably all dating models lad.